a paraphrase, or did you commit it to memory verbatim?
― Aimless, Tuesday, 14 May 2013 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
"I don't do Ah-frica."
20-something woman outside the State Department just now.
― how's life, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link
She's flying in, twelve-thirty flight
― Prostitute Farm Online (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:19 (ten years ago) link
When I was in college in NYC I was walking down Lafayette St. and passed by Mich@eL R@ppaport and some dude and MR was talking very loudly and animatedly and all I heard was blah blah blah herpes blah blah and he must have seen it register on my face because a couple seconds late he turned around and was like, "Hey! I was telling a story. It wasn't me, I don't have herpes!".
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 17:24 (ten years ago) link
amazing
― socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
At the blood draw window"
OLD MAN: Excuse me, did they all go home for the day?
NURSE: Yeah, they get out of here around four.
OLD MAN: I just came by to offer an apology. I'll come back later.
NURSE: What, about the urine? Don't worry about it.
OLD MAN: I'll come back later.
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 22:00 (nine years ago) link
overheard while shopping on Thursday:
woman 1: "you're darker than anyone else"woman 2: "I'll be a nigger before you know it"woman 1: "shhh"
I didn't call her out for it, but I wonder if I should have — though it's problematic for a twenty-something white man to publicly accuse a fifty-something Latina woman of racism even when the accusation is completely justified.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 23 May 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link
^^ okay the Michael rapaport story slayed me
― Heroic melancholy continues to have a forceful grip on (bernard snowy), Sunday, 24 May 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
douchey egomaniac in theatre community goes on and on indirectly about his indignance about how his ex still had some of his stuff at her house and other ways she'd wronged him.
she was sitting like 20 feet away from him at the same table (this is a festival so the tables are very long and interconnected). what he was saying was clearly affecting her too.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 24 May 2015 05:17 (nine years ago) link
"It's alright, daddy's not on benefits, he works for a living"
― 'come around to your house and fuck your ho' (paraphrase) (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 May 2015 12:31 (nine years ago) link
djaloveme tho doncha course I loveya amnt I still here after yeh gae me the rash on me arse
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 May 2015 13:05 (nine years ago) link
Haaaaaaa
― ljubljana, Sunday, 24 May 2015 14:21 (nine years ago) link
A love that transcends skin inflammations
― tayto fan (Michael B), Sunday, 24 May 2015 14:39 (nine years ago) link
red line luas, obv
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 May 2015 15:00 (nine years ago) link
that sounds like one eloquent baby alright
― pull blart, maul cops (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 24 May 2015 15:02 (nine years ago) link
idk I significantly upped legibility for communicative purposes
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 May 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link
[used bookstore clerk was having a rant/one-sided conversation with a customer who was apparently a professor at an online diploma mill]
"I can't help but think that ereaders are making us dumber"
"studies show that we retain less information from ebooks than from paperbooks"
"young people don't read classic literature anymore. they don't even know who Thoreau is! ¯\(°_o)/¯ "
― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Sunday, 28 June 2015 00:55 (eight years ago) link