Tiger Woods car/life crash

how is he 1 back? you mean 4? ok yea

there is still not much scoring out there 2day

v makeable putt on 17 to get to -10 > then birdie 18 = 59

Is this the course he was griping about, re: slow greens?

oh well, 60 or 61 is a p good score also

Happy fifth anniversary?

http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy/1664114898/

Funny haha thread this one

"During a crush of photographers as the awards podium at the World Cup event in Italy, a media member with a shoulder-mounted video camera pushed and surged toward the stage, turned and hit Tiger Woods in the mouth," Mark Steinberg of Excel Sports said in an email. "Woods' tooth was knocked out by the incident."

Shot 85 at the Memorial yesterday, his worst round since joining the tour. And he's won that tournament five times.

http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/golf/33036057

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--bA0MoQOs--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1321852087304267180.jpg

He looks so old and weird in this picture.

this is incredibly sad

Tiger Woods on his future in golf: 'There’s nothing I can look forward to'

The most bleak prognosis yet regarding a return to competitive golf for Tiger Woods has arrived from the man himself.

Woods is currently in the midst of recovery from a third operation on the same area of his back, with the 39-year-old admitting on Tuesday he has no idea if or when he will play again. Serious doubts have to remain over Woods’s career continuing at all, especially given his previously upbeat sentiment.

When asked about a timescale for any return, Woods replied: “I have no answer for that. Neither does my surgeon or my physio. There is no timetable.

“That’s the hardest part for me. There is nothing I can look forward to, nothing I can build towards. Where is the light at the end of the tunnel? I don’t know.”

Woods also admitted the extent to which he can exercise, which hasn’t included any golf activity at all. “I walk,” said the 14-time major winner. “And I walk and I walk some more.

“I am really good at playing video games. Really good. I swear, that’s basically how I pass a lot of my time.

“I have to reset the clock every day and say, ‘Here we go, this is a new day. Lets take it for what it is.’ I listen to my surgeon, I listen to my physios and we just take it day by day. Hopefully the day by day adds up to something positive here, soon.”

Woods underwent the three surgeries within just 19 months, the most recent of which was in late October. The worst season of his professional career culminated at the Wyndham Championship in August.

Woods is spending this week in the Bahamas, where his foundation is the tournament host of the Hero World Challenge. He has already been named as a vice-captain of the United States Ryder Cup team for the meeting with Europe at Hazeltine next September.

“I’ve had a pretty good career for my 20s and 30s,” he said.

“For my 20 years out here, I think I’ve achieved a lot, and if that’s all it entails, then I’ve had a pretty good run. But I’m hoping that’s not it. I’m hoping that I can get back out here and compete against these guys. I really do miss it.”

feels like a foregone conclusion that this guy would end up in a pretty bleak place but yeah not a fun read.

He should become a professional gamer! I believe him when he says he's really good.

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/golf-deer-hunting.gif

http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15278522/how-tiger-woods-life-unraveled-years-father-earl-woods-death?src=longreads

nice piece. bit overdone at times but some crazy stuff in there. never knew about his obsession with the military.

that opening animation is...powerful

that opening animation is a bit overdone at times

if you see it without any other context, with the words "the secret history of tiger woods", i think you'd assume that tiger woods is secretly funding warlords or something

http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2016/0420/r75852_2_1296x1029cc.jpg

http://images.scholastic.co.uk/assets/a/3d/d7/152179-ml-1092952.jpg

on charlie rose he said his only regret is not going to his sr yr @ stanford

one more than gw bush, i guess

I love Tiger and hope he succeeds again at golf by getting back in the hunt.

http://i.imgur.com/uc685jC.jpg

Imposter. Facial hair a dead giveaway

:(

http://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/19490176/tiger-woods-arrested-dui-florida

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBAUiqAVoAA8jCP.jpg

wow man

Not sure if look like the best version of myself at 3 am mugshot time tbf

^^^^

still driving on the ambien i see

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBF0yqsUwAEIg1g.jpg:large

No alcohol involved btw.

so it was prescription drugs and he was found asleep at the wheel. he says "unexpected reaction" of drugs but my heart says "driving high af on opiates"

yeah he is clearly banjaxed on some serious downers there

The guy has to be on a barrel load of painkillers tbf.

could he be... back?

MF sank an incredible putt on da 17th

he's back baby

Perhaps they should wait and see if he can win today.

http://www.golf.com/tour-and-news/2018/09/23/tiger-woods-2018-masters-betting-favorite/

I don't take it seriously, but that's quite insane.

That walk up 18 was something to see.

in this #metoo age in which we live, it sometimes feels good to say what we're actually really thinking: CONGRATULATIONS Tiger on your golfing game victory!!!

Major ugh.

Great morning at Trump National Golf Club in Jupiter, Florida with @JackNicklaus and @TigerWoods! pic.twitter.com/mdPN4yvS8e

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) February 2, 2019

Sad but no surprise

I wonder if Jack sleeps around.

Xtra sad that it has nothing to do with golf. Just feel like hanging around a famous blowhard tell some lies.

Trump almost as large as Christie now by the looks of that pic

This morning @LMTLASD responded to a roll-over collision in which @TigerWoods was injured. Please see our statement... pic.twitter.com/cSWOxKZC1w

— LA County Sheriffs (@LASDHQ) February 23, 2021

bold font and colour choices from the la county sheriffs there

Again, wow. When I looked into it, came across this--which was posted two days ago.

https://www.golfmagic.com/pga-tour/tiger-woods-looked-absolutely-fried-cbs-interview-about-masters

"Tiger Woods looks like he’s coming off a two week bender."

i guess I didn't think that interview was bad? he looked tired, but he's coming off back surgery, he certainly wasn't incoherent.

I do think of the phrase "car/life crash" often