zenlike koans I have seen emblazoned on t-shirts worn by hong kong people

GIVE ME THE
SENSE TO
WONDER IF
I'M FREE

KISS ME
UNDER
MY
YOUS

One of my all-time favorite threads. Keep up the splendid work.

A bit disappointed by the sparsity of koans on this trip to China...maybe Shandong is too provincial for this cutting-edge trend? Best I've seen over the past couple of days:

POSSE
SHERIFFS
POSSE

ASK
YOUR
EARTH

Actually the single most common text I've seen on t-shirts, besides the usual Adidas/Nike/etc, is CLAMBAKE. Today I saw LOVE & CLAMBAKE. I know people here like their shellfish but ???

tangentially related: in norway i recently saw a hollister style t-shirt that read "Once Upon in California"

in brunei, muslim sultanate:

NEVER SAY
FUCK'

(complete with apostrophe)

couple of t-shirts we bought for our kids at Nishimatsuya in Japan:

ACTIVE
PLEASANTLY

I HAVE CHANGED
MY WAY
OF LIVING

TUCK
THE
DRONER

YOU GUT
I GUT

[first O in YOU was a peach]

FIGHT & STRUGGLE
AGAINST
HOMOPHOBIA

GOODTIME
SPEEDLOVE

A DOOR
MUST EITHER BE
SHUT
OR
KEPT OPEN

Not a t-shirt

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/089561C6-DFAA-46AE-9952-6153B38DCAF2_zpsl9nphyqp.jpg

http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae232/daggerlee/SH/10437B5D-005D-4C54-96CE-13E5B816E497_zpsq8oakjui.jpg

NEO
PUNK
preppy version of punk style

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13413743_10154293321028331_8593297349283732314_n.jpg?oh=7b7968a6e5e89254a925900c2fe1ddc8&oe=57CB23AC

Per a comment, the word for steak can be translated as "dig up."