LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

excelsiorEd

Fuck! LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYrkNdtFIY

are there people out there calling it jor-GEE-uh or something?

― pplains, Thursday, November 14, 2013 12:48 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yes. Alison Krauss. Had no idea what the fuck she was singing on "Oh, Atlanta." "On my way back to...judge a Jew?"

― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, November 14, 2013 12:52 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is a fairly solid contender for worst run of excelsiors ever

since the last one

Guy Fieri saying "Awwww yeah! Who wants some donkey bray-bray in their flavor cunt!"

From the achewood thread (from the strip itself, not written by an ILXor).

"Hey, thank you for not murdering me today. Really great stuff." *gets murdered*

― fashionably early Christmas themed display name (snoball), Friday, November 15, 2013 6:15 AM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got a 5s yesterday. It's pretty rad. But it's weird how I set up the touch unlock with my thumb and now only my thumb (none of my other fingers) work to unlock it. Shouldn't any finger work since your fingerprint is the same? Maybe I have a fucked-up thumb.

― Immediate Follower (NA), Monday, 18 November 2013 18:45 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No man I don't think you get how fingerprints work

― 乒乓, Monday, 18 November 2013 18:46 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

...

(NSFW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHi4CfWuzdg

totally gave a fuck as a lurker briefly in late 2001. passionate times man. first strokes album, not another teen movie. heady days.

― balls, Monday, November 18, 2013 8:50 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All of this: maleness

first response sure

Boy, you must be a viking because you are asleep and dreaming that you are literally a viking

― sleepingbag, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 11:38 AM (51 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

could. not. believe. my. eyes. when I saw this detritus on the internet.... I really liked Bright Eyes... until I heard them (him). Awful voice, songwriting "shows potential" I suppose... but who cares

Sean...or can I call you Plebe...do you wash your ears with motor oil at night....Bright Eyes is perhaps the finest of our generation...geniuses are rarely appreciated by the lamestream media

do go run home to your Morrissey shite and tell me the next time it gets you a shag worth writing home about, then try the same with Bright Eyes...fuckin wankspot

― Pedro Thelion, Wednesday, November 20, 2013 12:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Pedro...do you realize you're answering something somebody wrote...eleven years ago...and that everybody who originally posted on this thread...has been in in prison for at least the last five years

phantoms...you're yelling at phantoms...phantoms are rarely appreciated by the mainstream media

― combination hair (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, November 20, 2013 1:43 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Sock it to em aero

lol @ Pedro's reply

so proud of this young raver, may he plur forever

― smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, November 14, 2013 3:32 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm fond of AF and don't care about what they want people to wear as long as its optional but the hamfisted messaging is so in keeping with the current campaign's HEY YOU MIGHT THINK OF US AS A SERIOUS BAND BUT WE'RE HAVING FUN NOW LOOK HOW MUCH FUN WE'RE HAVING GOD THIS IS FUN BY THE WAY WATCH OUT FOR THE INTERNET IT WILL STEAL YOUR SOUL vibe.

― Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, November 21, 2013 7:44 AM (5 hours ago)

haha, yeah it's this. it's like when you see a picture of Gordon Brown or JK Rowling cracking a smile or a teacher dancing at your school disco. I really don't want to be a cynic about this, but it feels strangely forced for a band like AF. Imagine if Radiohead had pulled this shit.

― a beef supreme (dog latin), Thursday, November 21, 2013 8:02 AM (4 hours ago)

I saw Thom Yorke smile once on stage! Some dude in hornrims turned to stone in row eight.

― the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 21, 2013 8:04 AM (4 hours ago)

"Dance, my pretties, dance!"

http://2a56b976980e0793ddee-5cc5435fcbc367bb03f9a415e7067a97.r91.cf2.rackcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/thom-yorke-dancing.gif

Dude you are out of your fucking mind if you don't think "But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece" is about hip-hop

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*isn't

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No wait, *is

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The line is about hip-hop.

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

phil d

the nakhers periscope locks on

from the murky depths of lake aras.

a rain shall come

With some edits:

--

i def haven't heard super-recent stats, but even in the '00s there were plenty of articles re: radio numbers dwindling, not to mention playlists being streamlined by conglomerates (and billboard etc usually get their info from known sample stations - which labels then spray goodies at). but yeah, it's hard to find stats that are about audience size rather than audience share.

― da croupier, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:10 PM (43 minutes ago)

uh you guys realize there's no way to track who's listening to what radio station at any given time

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 22, 2013 1:13 PM (40 minutes ago)

shakey have you not heard of the portable people meter?

― da croupier, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:15 PM (38 minutes ago)

One-eyed, one-horned etc.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, November 22, 2013 1:17 PM (36 minutes ago)

I think it's pretty well-established that Shakey Mo's familiar with meter data.

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:44 PM (9 minutes ago)

The White Album was racist?

beatles most racist band in history iirc

― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kind of think that wasn't the main reason for defeat of miners strike tho

― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean... there are people genuinely upset as we speak that they "killed" the dog character that has the same voice and personality as 50 other MacFarlane characters. people are mourning a poor drawing of a dog right now.

― some dude, Monday, November 25, 2013 7:09 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they killed the dog?!!

Seems to be overshadowing a much more effective Boardwalk Death today,

1 down 49 to go

katie perry used to be xian singer right? you can ever erase that weird thing, that kind of "off-brand pop star" feeling that xian singers or bands give you...they are doomed to walk this planet as mr. pibbs and not dr. peppers

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2013 12:41 PM

yeah it's kinda meant to be suggestive of this bleary, droning, numbed torpid mumblecore inarticulacy indicating longing and heartache beyond words or whatever. simple is real cos of ~how hard it is to feel things~, to be decisive and put a fine point on it is too painful if not even by implication dishonest. the whole thing's of a piece, you got the washed out instagrammed visuals, the 80s comfort blanket for the emotional foetal position... blah blah the familiar prepack set of lies agreed upon

it's all v boring

― r|t|c, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rtc re: "losing you" the real deathblow obv

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, November 25, 2013 7:42 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/I47L9JV.gif

― 乓乒 (gr8080), Monday, November 25, 2013 7:49 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

masturbating at a party through smoke

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, November 25, 2013 8:03 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aka 'the real deathblow'

― lag∞n, Monday, November 25, 2013 8:04 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

wait, Brian gets killed?

stewie too

rip

also the guy who writes it died in 9/11

thanks for ruining the story arc

story arc that reminds me of the time noah told me a story on his arc

i just don't know what to believe any more

NOAH: What a pretty rainbow. So. Where exactly did you all put the unicorns?

[follow by 20 SECONDS of NOAH blinking.]

Would like to see how she behaves in full Tony Montana mode.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"say hello to my sizeable friends"

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Say hello to my little flan

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

I completely misread this at first

― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first you get the honey, then you get the flour

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard Dawkins AMA, top comment from FistedYourSister. Jesus.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like any of these dudes are gonna throw a punch in their lives

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard, no question here, just wanted you to know that your book God Delusion gave me the courage to stand up to my deeply religious parents and fist my sister. For that I’m forever thankful.

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Casey Kasem: "Next up, Fisted Sister with 'We'e Not Gonna Take It'"

a friend of mine once hosted a halloween party, the only dress code was "no sexy cats"

alexa chung turned up as a sexy cat :(

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 27, 2013 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

the run-up of posts to it probably provide better context but I still think this is hilarious as a standalone

but what kind of a fucking rule is that anyway