LOLZ in the Conference Room; I'd Like to EXCELSIOR some of that

Dude you are out of your fucking mind if you don't think "But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your timepiece" is about hip-hop

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

*isn't

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No wait, *is

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:39 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The line is about hip-hop.

― imago-er not a show-er (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, November 22, 2013 8:40 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

phil d

the nakhers periscope locks on

from the murky depths of lake aras.

a rain shall come

With some edits:

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i def haven't heard super-recent stats, but even in the '00s there were plenty of articles re: radio numbers dwindling, not to mention playlists being streamlined by conglomerates (and billboard etc usually get their info from known sample stations - which labels then spray goodies at). but yeah, it's hard to find stats that are about audience size rather than audience share.

― da croupier, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:10 PM (43 minutes ago)

uh you guys realize there's no way to track who's listening to what radio station at any given time

― Ayn Rand Akbar (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, November 22, 2013 1:13 PM (40 minutes ago)

shakey have you not heard of the portable people meter?

― da croupier, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:15 PM (38 minutes ago)

One-eyed, one-horned etc.

― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, November 22, 2013 1:17 PM (36 minutes ago)

I think it's pretty well-established that Shakey Mo's familiar with meter data.

― bizarro gazzara, Friday, November 22, 2013 1:44 PM (9 minutes ago)

The White Album was racist?

beatles most racist band in history iirc

― kel's vintage port (electricsound), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kind of think that wasn't the main reason for defeat of miners strike tho

― In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Friday, November 22, 2013 12:14 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean... there are people genuinely upset as we speak that they "killed" the dog character that has the same voice and personality as 50 other MacFarlane characters. people are mourning a poor drawing of a dog right now.

― some dude, Monday, November 25, 2013 7:09 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they killed the dog?!!

Seems to be overshadowing a much more effective Boardwalk Death today,

1 down 49 to go

katie perry used to be xian singer right? you can ever erase that weird thing, that kind of "off-brand pop star" feeling that xian singers or bands give you...they are doomed to walk this planet as mr. pibbs and not dr. peppers

― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2013 12:41 PM

yeah it's kinda meant to be suggestive of this bleary, droning, numbed torpid mumblecore inarticulacy indicating longing and heartache beyond words or whatever. simple is real cos of ~how hard it is to feel things~, to be decisive and put a fine point on it is too painful if not even by implication dishonest. the whole thing's of a piece, you got the washed out instagrammed visuals, the 80s comfort blanket for the emotional foetal position... blah blah the familiar prepack set of lies agreed upon

it's all v boring

― r|t|c, Wednesday, October 3, 2012 12:11 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

rtc re: "losing you" the real deathblow obv

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, November 25, 2013 7:42 PM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/I47L9JV.gif

― 乓乒 (gr8080), Monday, November 25, 2013 7:49 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

masturbating at a party through smoke

― rap steve gadd (D-40), Monday, November 25, 2013 8:03 PM (53 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

aka 'the real deathblow'

― lag∞n, Monday, November 25, 2013 8:04 PM (20 seconds ago) Bookmark

wait, Brian gets killed?

stewie too

rip

also the guy who writes it died in 9/11

thanks for ruining the story arc

story arc that reminds me of the time noah told me a story on his arc

i just don't know what to believe any more

NOAH: What a pretty rainbow. So. Where exactly did you all put the unicorns?

[follow by 20 SECONDS of NOAH blinking.]

Would like to see how she behaves in full Tony Montana mode.

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:38 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"say hello to my sizeable friends"

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:40 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Say hello to my little flan

― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok i'm going to bed before i fp myself

I completely misread this at first

― Le passé, non seulement n'est pas fugace, il reste sur place (Michael White), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:42 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

first you get the honey, then you get the flour

― 30 ch'lopping days left to umas (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard Dawkins AMA, top comment from FistedYourSister. Jesus.

― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:25 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

like any of these dudes are gonna throw a punch in their lives

― i like the jabberwock and it likes me (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― lag∞n, Tuesday, November 26, 2013 6:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Richard, no question here, just wanted you to know that your book God Delusion gave me the courage to stand up to my deeply religious parents and fist my sister. For that I’m forever thankful.

― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, November 26, 2013 9:45 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Casey Kasem: "Next up, Fisted Sister with 'We'e Not Gonna Take It'"

a friend of mine once hosted a halloween party, the only dress code was "no sexy cats"

alexa chung turned up as a sexy cat :(

― lex pretend, Wednesday, November 27, 2013 11:59 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

the run-up of posts to it probably provide better context but I still think this is hilarious as a standalone

but what kind of a fucking rule is that anyway

Hard out here for sexy cats

but what kind of a fucking rule is that anyway

Born of a zillion parties where 15 girs showed up wearing cat ears and possibly a tail as their only costume.

What and no other clothes? I haven't been to one of those parties, let alone a zillion.

I was gonna say, lookit who just revealed his membership at The Playboy Club

i should wish for that kind of a problem in my life

too many sexy cat girls at my house party, this sucks

Surfeit of pussy eh

Sorry this got a bit LOLZ in the locker room

What and no other clothes?

Just 'sexy clothes' with those accessories. I never get dressed up for Halloween so I'm really not one to judge. I do kind of deplore the 'sexy' female costume default, especially if it's as lacking in imagination or commitment as 'sexy cat'.

no god bless sexy cats

i too require a strong commitment to 'sexy' female costumes

my wife and I met on Halloween, she was a sexy cat, god bless them all

Ha! Oddly enough, when my gf used to get dressed for Halloween at all, that's what she wore.

Grumpy cat has been more my experience tbh

that's what you get for not telling them they look sexy

I'm banning sexy cats,
Yeah!

I wanted to post that somewhere I guess here is as good a place as any

no sexy cats, no walter whites.

no walter whites.

http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/10/palin-costume.jpg

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