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& did John Zorn throw feces at them?

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 21 May 2004 15:17 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...

Jon Stewart on Larry King...

Larry: Thousand Oaks, California!
Caller: Hi Jon, I just love you and your show
Stewart: Thank you, and congratulations on your thousandth oak.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:35 (nineteen years ago) link

yeah, the whole hour has been brilliant so far, jon is much meaner and sharper than on the daily show.

― teeny (teeny), Saturday, 26 June 2004 00:50 (nineteen years ago) link

dammit

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 26 June 2004 01:56 (nineteen years ago) link

transcript - http://www.cnn.com/TRANSCRIPTS/0406/25/lkl.00.html

Do they replay Larry Kings?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:06 (nineteen years ago) link

yep, I'm watching a replay of it right now.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

They replay them constantly. It'll be on about five more times this evening (and it's on right now, btw)

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

hey, thats what I was going to say.

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Seems like Larry doesn't know when Jon's joking half the time.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, Larry...

STEWART: It's great. I'm a big handover guy. I'm a big sovereignty guy. I love handing over sovereignty. I prefer to hand it over knowing who I'm giving it to, but I like the way this administration's doing it. They're just saying, we're just handing it over. Maybe it will be a raffle. Maybe it will be the eighth caller. We don't know yet. It's very exciting.

KING: Sort of like a lottery.

STEWART: That's exactly right because nation building, why not give yourself a challenge with this?

Anybody can build a nation.

KING: In other words, are you saying just walk away?

Just leave them or just...

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Seems like Larry doesn't know when Jon's joking half the time.

i noticed that. maybe the alzheimer's is setting in...

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:13 (nineteen years ago) link

How does Larry keep this gig? And what the fuck is doing on a news network?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:15 (nineteen years ago) link

"must... eat... brains..."

Seems like Larry doesn't know when Jon's joking half the time.

oh come on, like Larry King ever has the faintest idea what's happening around him?

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I missed the first half earlier. this is brilliant.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

most days he is interviewing nancy kerrigan's uncle or phylis diller's cousin or something

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:18 (nineteen years ago) link

can I get that Daily Show clip anywhere?

Will someone shut Michael Moore up and let the staff of the Daily Show do the next lefty-friendly documentary?

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

he's really having fun with this; i mean, it's not like he has any ratings to protect on CNN

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:21 (nineteen years ago) link

did you see the clips w/cheney that was classic

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:23 (nineteen years ago) link

David Letterman is awful, God.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Larry has gotten really slow on the uptake, it's really tragic.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Its kind of sick that he has a small child.

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:36 (nineteen years ago) link

in many ways

― artdamages (artdamages), Saturday, 26 June 2004 03:37 (nineteen years ago) link

and it's on once again.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Larry keeps laughing at the jokes but I doubt he gets many of them (hardly any follow-up, etc.). total non-shocka, blah blah blah

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 26 June 2004 06:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Anyone who's seen that documentary 'Spin' will know that Larry definitely got the jibe about offering his daughter a job...

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 26 June 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

if anyone knows where to find this on the web, please let us know! PLZ PLEEZ!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

the daily show should have gotten research credits in Farenheit 9/11; pretty much every single Bush clip over the past two years that has been followed by wide-eyed stares of disbelief by Stewart was in the film. The clips almost seem incomplete without him!

― kyle (akmonday), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Moore was on the Daily Show the other day, and he sat there and giggled while Stewart made with the awesome.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:36 (nineteen years ago) link

s1ocki, try this bittorrent. You'll need bittorrent installed, natch.

― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:48 (nineteen years ago) link

awesome! oh wait, i don't have permission to download the file!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 26 June 2004 18:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Thank you for the 'Spin'link James, I've just seen half of the first part yet it contain so many good examples of "cheap labor conservatives" adjusting their "performance" depending on the environment and the audience, great stuff. It's hosted on an interesting site too.

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Saturday, 26 June 2004 19:05 (nineteen years ago) link

anyone anyone?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 26 June 2004 20:55 (nineteen years ago) link

two years pass...

Why Ed Helms is a Mensch

― kingfish moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I hate Ed Helms. And all current Daily Show correspondents.

― Jeff. (Jeff), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

You don't like Samantha Bee? I think Ed Helms is the best of the men, as far as that goes. He's gotten a lot better since his first few episodes.

I miss Stacey Grenrock-Woods, Mo Rocca, and most of all, Nancy Walls. (Who I have seen eating with Steve Carrell at Banania in Brooklyn!)

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 January 2007 12:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/b/b8/250px-Nancy_Walls_The_Office1.JPG

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 January 2007 13:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss Stacey Grenrock-Woods, Mo Rocca, and most of all, Nancy Walls. (Who I have seen eating with Steve Carrell at Banania in Brooklyn!)

I loved Nancy too. Mo Rocca has sold his soul for a couple of animal planet specials.

― N.i.c.o.l.e (Ex Leon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.techdirt.com/articles/20070323/161758.shtml

I READ SLASHDOT

― abanana, Saturday, 14 April 2007 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

roffle at the queen's visit coverage.

was that non-john-oliver british correspondant for real?

― koogs, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:02 (seventeen years ago) link

as real as CNN gets

― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 10 May 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

OMG samantha bee explaining the word 'taint' to the mormon lady...

― stevie, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:00 (sixteen years ago) link

I think she's kind of off her game lately.

― kenan, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, she's kind of lost all of her subtlety.

― The Yellow Kid, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:23 (sixteen years ago) link

It is funny to hav a MORMONOLOGIST, and that was abt it.

― Abbott, Thursday, 14 June 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

two months pass...

FoxNews Daily Show bite has been canceled

This was the Joel Surnow-inspired "Half Hour News Hour", where he'd go on in interviews about how all them librul comedians were using the same talking points.

Again and again, is it a matter of projection, disingeniousness, or total fucking David Broder-level cluelessness?

― kingfish, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 07:15 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjIfaMwIFxU

if you don't remember what it was like. Try and spot which on-set producer laughs first.

― kingfish, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 07:17 (sixteen years ago) link

"barack vs. tiger: who's more diverse" was kinda funny

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link

"Dr. Jazz Hands". I love Larry Wilmore.

― accentmonkey, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:32 (sixteen years ago) link

This show is more like Mad TV sometimes than the Daily Show, and not in "the good way."

― Will M., Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

obamas on it next week

― and what, Thursday, 16 August 2007 20:48 (sixteen years ago) link

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i didn't really miss him but i REALLY don't miss trevor noah as the grammys reminded me.

― scott seward, Thursday, 15 February 2024 17:37 (three months ago) link

if anything trevor noah was even more sanctimonious than JS and that's a really hard thing to be.

― scott seward, Thursday, 15 February 2024 17:38 (three months ago) link

john oliver's shaming sanctimony owns. for me. stewarts mugging can get old but he charismaticly frustrated, so that offsets a bit.

― a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Thursday, 15 February 2024 17:51 (three months ago) link

just need the Knepper character to call Stewart a melt every Monday, and I think we'll all be OK

― Nhex, Friday, 16 February 2024 00:27 (three months ago) link

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