Passive aggressive notes

housemate leaves notes personifying household objects, for instance, two i got last week - a note above one of those plug in air freshener things reads, "hello aaron, how was your nights sleep? I hope it was good, as mine wasnt. this is because when you leave me on over night, i like to burn the house down."
then one above the toilet roll holder (i hadnt put it on, just sort of balanced it), "hi aaron, im lost. It seems somebody has removed me from where i live. can you help me please? im ever so homesick."

omg the fridge one

Hate Hate Hate people who whine about garlic but this is good stuff

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/3131350890_9d1cd3f90d.jpg

oh and last month my flatmate who doesn't handle the rent cced me in an email to my flatmate who does where he informed her he had paid his rent. this was for no reason but it bugged the holy hell out of me since I've never been late with rent.

might compose a note actually.

I once came home to a living room full of shoes because my roommates objected to my bad habit of leaving my shoes on the floor. It was the first time that I had even been made aware that there was a problem.

Other than that, anybody that would've tried any of these cutsey little notes would have been smothered with a phone book in their sleep.

"hello aaron, how was your nights sleep? I hope it was good, as mine wasnt. this is because when you leave me on over night, i like to burn the house down."

would smash

guys fyi i don't think cindy cleaned the floor w/ a paper towel i think it was one of those swiffer things.

You're right, it seems a bit too thick for your standard paper towel.

There was this tetchy goth mature student in the room next to mine one year who had a wipe-off noticeboard where she used to write these pass-agg "Please do not make any noise whatsoever after 9pm I have to get up for a lecture by midday tomorrow" notes. So one pissed night I wiped it clean with a fire extinguisher.

toushe sir

Aaron, what did you leave on overnight?

one of those electrical socket air freshener devices

That's some old wives tale bullshit about plug-in air fresheners being a fire hazard, anyway.

he leaves his fuckin pc on for weeks!

That's some old wives tale bullshit about plug-in air fresheners being a fire hazard, anyway.

― J.B. "Judas" Priestley (Noodle Vague)
true

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/household/glade.asp

my god that was fast sleuthing

omg the fridge one

notice also that they've cut the plug off the mains cable

U KNOW WHO U R

Prince gets really tetchy if he doesn't get his morning coffee..

The passive agressive Facebook status update is not getting enough love:

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If this shit happened to us there'd be a thread called "Cheese Stealing Motherfuckers - bitch about your lazy, stealing housemates here" in about 3 seconds.

There really is no way to complain about some of this crap without coming off as whiny, which is why student houses are like they are, it's a passive aggressive stand off and no-ones budging.

still notes are great.

i'm should start leaving passive aggressive notes for myself.

jordan,

why do we not have any food? what happened? i am confused.

-j

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Hahahahaha omg "my mum bought me that pizza".

The note loses all conceptual grasp of itself when it conflates enjoying pizza with keeping it in a fridge

hahahahahah priceless

"enjoy"

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I wish I could fit "play something good, like starland vocal band, or Captain & Tenille" into a username.

please find itthe pizza my mum bought in your christian heart

A friend of mine posted on LJ this morning:

"To the people who believe what that conniving, twisted fuck says.......

Thanks. What a bunch of weak individuals you really are."

Every one of her friends is replying with "wtf are you on about?" and she's all "oh no no its not you guys!"

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU POST IT ON LJ FOR THEN.

wats lj

sorry, livejournal.

ah, gracias trayce

louisjournal

on the hole in my front door when i arrived home this evening:
http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg187/nick-uptoeleven/Image008.jpg

to be fair, i did cause the hole.

yikes big. removed.

(sez: FIX ME PLS (before i fix you!!))

One time in college I was pissed off at an uninvited guest so I wrote the lyrics to Radiohead - A Wolf at the Door on a little white wash board (all scrunched like), I realized it was stupid and I didn't know what my roomie would think about it, so I wiped off parts of the lyrics with my finger (zig-zag like) - only making it more incomprehensible. Then I played that song over and over again in my passive aggressive zoned out rage. I ended up scripting a letter to the uninvited guest guy and recited it on his answering machine. The last I heard from him was on the phone and he was like 'fuck, man that hurts'. I had all the dudes clothes in a garbage bag sitting outside the apartment door and he never came and picked it up. Im ashamed that I left such a long mean spirited message that was cleverly written to make feel like shit. He owed me money though.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/8326992@N08/2805873263/

whoops
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wow

they sound like toilet rolls in a panto.

anyone who uses that particular emoticon in a needless passive-aggressive note deserves some kind of karmic encounter

I'm partial to the ones that involve displays. Compositionally, I'd have put the empty toilet paper roll to the right of the note, though the slight diagonal of the roll is nice.

jaunty, even

Oh man, I should have taken a cellphone pic of the note hanging above the urinal at my gf's work. It's a memo from the editor addressed to "gentlemen" and says something like "Apparently some of the men in this building are unable to use the urinal without missing. For those who cannot consistently hit the mark, I suggest sitting down instead. Sincerely, G***"

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sarah,

i regret to inform you that i think somebody has had a little bit of your cheese, i was going to call the police for you but thought you might not like to make a huge fuss about such a petty little thing. let me know thought if you want me to call 999.

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lololololololol

this thread just keeps bringing the lols.