Passive aggressive notes

omg the fridge one

notice also that they've cut the plug off the mains cable

U KNOW WHO U R

Prince gets really tetchy if he doesn't get his morning coffee..

The passive agressive Facebook status update is not getting enough love:

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If this shit happened to us there'd be a thread called "Cheese Stealing Motherfuckers - bitch about your lazy, stealing housemates here" in about 3 seconds.

There really is no way to complain about some of this crap without coming off as whiny, which is why student houses are like they are, it's a passive aggressive stand off and no-ones budging.

still notes are great.

i'm should start leaving passive aggressive notes for myself.

jordan,

why do we not have any food? what happened? i am confused.

-j

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Hahahahaha omg "my mum bought me that pizza".

The note loses all conceptual grasp of itself when it conflates enjoying pizza with keeping it in a fridge

hahahahahah priceless

"enjoy"

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I wish I could fit "play something good, like starland vocal band, or Captain & Tenille" into a username.

please find itthe pizza my mum bought in your christian heart

A friend of mine posted on LJ this morning:

"To the people who believe what that conniving, twisted fuck says.......

Thanks. What a bunch of weak individuals you really are."

Every one of her friends is replying with "wtf are you on about?" and she's all "oh no no its not you guys!"

WELL WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU POST IT ON LJ FOR THEN.

wats lj

sorry, livejournal.

ah, gracias trayce

louisjournal

on the hole in my front door when i arrived home this evening:
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to be fair, i did cause the hole.

yikes big. removed.

(sez: FIX ME PLS (before i fix you!!))

One time in college I was pissed off at an uninvited guest so I wrote the lyrics to Radiohead - A Wolf at the Door on a little white wash board (all scrunched like), I realized it was stupid and I didn't know what my roomie would think about it, so I wiped off parts of the lyrics with my finger (zig-zag like) - only making it more incomprehensible. Then I played that song over and over again in my passive aggressive zoned out rage. I ended up scripting a letter to the uninvited guest guy and recited it on his answering machine. The last I heard from him was on the phone and he was like 'fuck, man that hurts'. I had all the dudes clothes in a garbage bag sitting outside the apartment door and he never came and picked it up. Im ashamed that I left such a long mean spirited message that was cleverly written to make feel like shit. He owed me money though.

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whoops
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wow

they sound like toilet rolls in a panto.

anyone who uses that particular emoticon in a needless passive-aggressive note deserves some kind of karmic encounter

I'm partial to the ones that involve displays. Compositionally, I'd have put the empty toilet paper roll to the right of the note, though the slight diagonal of the roll is nice.

jaunty, even

Oh man, I should have taken a cellphone pic of the note hanging above the urinal at my gf's work. It's a memo from the editor addressed to "gentlemen" and says something like "Apparently some of the men in this building are unable to use the urinal without missing. For those who cannot consistently hit the mark, I suggest sitting down instead. Sincerely, G***"

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sarah,

i regret to inform you that i think somebody has had a little bit of your cheese, i was going to call the police for you but thought you might not like to make a huge fuss about such a petty little thing. let me know thought if you want me to call 999.

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lololololololol

this thread just keeps bringing the lols.

One place where I worked had a really uptight guy who posted a notice in the men's washroom that read "I AM SICK AND TIRED OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T CLEAN UP AFTER THEMSELVES AND LEAVE THESE CUBICLES A MESS. IT IS DISGUSTING. I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO NAME AND SHAME IF IT CONTINUES."

did he call you out?

It wasn't me! Actually the guy who was responsible didn't give a shi... oh wait...

I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

This raises a question.

there's a note in our workplace bathroom that admonishes ppl to not leave pots and pans in the bathroom.

i mean...what.

! why the hell would... you know, never mind, I've already had one thread today where someone described an acquaintance's handshake as a mixture of "soul-handshake" and "dropping it like it's hot", I don't need more perplexing human behavior today

Maybe it's because people feel that others might need a pot to piss in?

Wouldn't it be easier to link straight to the passive-aggressive notes blog instead of copying and pasting the images from each update?

^^^ Passive-aggressive post

It would be easier if that was what I wanted to do.

Someone caught on.

Why does someone keep questioning the method of lol-bringing in this thread? Would you like it if we questioned your lol-bringing methods?

I've already had one thread today where someone described an acquaintance's handshake as a mixture of "soul-handshake" and "dropping it like it's hot", I don't need more perplexing human behavior today

All you need are the four magic words: What happened? I'm confused.

the sign in my office's kitchen says something like "remember to rinse your dishes, your mother will be so proud!"

I've seen other variations on this 'clean up after yourself + (something about your mother)' - I think any sign that mentions your mother in any form automatically becomes passive aggressive

I think any sign that mentions your mother in any form automatically becomes passive aggressive

I dunno about that. "Clean up your shit, motherfucker!" is not particularly passive.

would much prefer that sign