scientology & celebrities

Finished Going Clear yesterday. I'm doing my best to not refer to people as SPs and PTSs or talk about my engrams.

I kind of want to try and game it and become OT7 from one sitting.

will never happen

someone pointed out to me that the whole john travolta "Adele Dazeem" thing is so much funnier once you think about how top-level scientologists are supposed to have master's grasp of spoken language and possess total mental clarity

he misspoke because of SPs like you, gr8080

I kind of want to try and game it and become OT7 from one sitting.
will never happen

― joe perry has been dead for years (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, March 7, 2014 11:27 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, I can see that's not how it works now that I've read more. It'd perhaps be more fun to make the needle jump around consistently throughout the audit, suggesting that you've committed great crimes against the church.

but really, I'm not going to do any of these things bc I don't want TC to punch me in the face

TC would never bother to do that
You would get sent to the trailer to crawl from end to end for weeks while deliberately placed crumbs permanently embed themselves in your knees. Or you would just disappear.

;_; feel like I am owed at least one punch from TC

you have to already be very involved in scientology for them to send you to the trailer. new joiners don't see any of that hardcore shit.

yeah, the trailer was for executives on the Gold Base, no?

I wonder if the org chart is done

if you go to get tested, or to take an introductory course, and basically spend the time making jokes and clearly not taking shit seriously, they basically ask you to get lost.

get lost, enturbulator!

not cool, joke-man. very disrespectful.

james franco?

I am almost done I think? if true, the stuff TC has been privy to is like whoah

elisabeth moss ;_;

We are almost at the ocean when I bring up Scientology, the church Moss was raised in. Her affiliation with the church remains the strange, odd fact of her biography, the thing that does not belong in her regular-chick story. “I’m not going to talk about it anymore,” she says firmly. “I said what it meant to me, and anyone can go and look at that if they want to know what I feel. But now it’s private, off limits.”
She has previously spoken about how the church is personally helpful to her, not anti-gay, and “grossly misunderstood by the media.” But Moss does not talk about Scientology even with friends and seems very comfortable with how uncomfortable it makes other people. “I would feel the same way, honestly,” she says. “I think if there was something that I didn’t know and didn’t understand, I would probably feel as opinionated. You know how you’re opinionated about when someone breaks up? Celebrities break up and you just feel like you know what happened?”

I always wondered how many Scientology jokes the Simpsons writers have had to throw away/suppress.

The Joy of Sect episode had some pretty thinly-veiled digs, and the Leader of the Movementarians looked a lot like LRH:

http://thezipdownlow.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/joyofsect.jpg

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one. Guess those digs didn't appear on Cartwright's radar.

GATII success stories!

http://tinyurl.com/p2bklle

it's full perception, exterior. solidly stable.

This is a good song btw

http://www.56.com/u98/v_MTE0ODc3NTc1.html

that video was absolutely insane. Every time I try to read even the tiniest bit about scientology I feel like I'm down the rabbit hole with no way back except to shake it off and ignore it. so weird

This is something that I never even thought was possible. The amount of in-PTness I feel and how myself I am. Honestly, I had no idea that Objective processes could do this to a person.

And the C/S gives you a new process, it's like opening up a present. You're like "Oh my god! I'm gonna run that? This is awesome!"

Are your needles floating or are you just happy to see me?

Yeah, the floating arm thing caught me off guard. I was like "how did they bring whammy bars into this?"

What's insane is Lawrence Wright's book. Tom Cruise should be committed.

I take a little credit for spreading that latest video, first thanks to a Maria Bustillos RT and then another one later from Aaron Stewart-Ahn that was picked up by William Gibson. THAT was a hell of a lot of notifications to wake up to.

And yes re: what Alfred said. I remember reading obsessively about L Ron and his weird ways in high school and college and it's no less comforting to see how Miscavige just took it further.

I finished the Wright book about a week ago. Part of me thought it would be funny in a black/bleak sort of way, but it was terrifying and depressing.

it's like i should be wearing a seat belt in my pc chair

need a gif of 7:18-7:21

If I ever found myself excitedly uttering a sentence beginning, "When she opened the indoctrination booklet . . ." I would step back and take a good hard look at my life. Guess that's why I'm only OT III. :(

xp: was gonna say "Karl Malone to thread - stat"

I take a little credit for spreading that latest video, first thanks to a Maria Bustillos RT and then another one later from Aaron Stewart-Ahn that was picked up by William Gibson. THAT was a hell of a lot of notifications to wake up to.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, June 10, 2014 5:56 AM (2 hours ago)

"When I woke up to those many RTs, I was instantly blown away! I mean I expected a few MTs and H/Ts but this put me on a clear path to the Bridge."

https://31.media.tumblr.com/f4abfaed15cf43125e7af995d622d4d3/tumblr_n6yyr4bAWt1rgh197o1_400.gif

agh, who is that?

random scientologist, or perhaps an actor

Looks like a hybrid of Famke Jannsen and Michele Bachmann.

http://i.imgur.com/ZqCBRAb.jpg

Gotta admit I would be tempted to wear one of those badges, but I imagine it's like 12" by 8" and weighs about 6 pounds.

Are there any scientologists in congress?

not now, but Sonny Bono was one.

More stills or animated gifs from this video please.

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If I ever found myself excitedly uttering a sentence beginning, "When she opened the indoctrination booklet . . ."

Haha yes thats the bit that leapt out at me (which, among that thrashing tadpole pond of crazy was pretty hard to do). You're pleased to be reading an INDOCTRINATION BOOK?

Also they all seem hopped up on goofballs. Are they maybe actors?

is this "vaporwave"?