Star Wars 7 shit talk

It's a trap!

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081105205051/starwars/images/7/77/Mon_Calamari_NEGAS.jpg

why does she have boobs

I'm getting too old for this shit

Because female squid totally lactate.

there is someone out there who wishes they could wife that

good god

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcsh19m7lY1qh59n0o1_500.gif

Following the Rebel victory at Endor, Ackbar was a signer of the Declaration of a New Republic. He fought numerous campaigns against the Galactic Empire and splinter warlord groups, as well as the Nagai and Tof, and developed cunning military tactics such as the "Ackbar Slash" and "Thrawn Pincer." Given a seat on the Inner Council, Ackbar was named Supreme Commander of the New Republic Defense Force, making him the highest officer in the Republic's military.

Star Wars: Legacy was a good series, and much more space-piratey

Ackbar Slash

DNW

"It's a fap!"

fucking hell, the meticulous backstory of even the most bit player in that goddamn universe
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quarren

― sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, April 24, 2014 8:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesus wept

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J5EqFXErE
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lapti_Nek

"We had a song, which will probably be changed because it was a little bit disco and I can't stand disco. I think it's awful and George isn't wild about it either."―Richard Marquand on "Lapti Nek"

"Lapti Nek" was composed by John Williams's son, Joseph.

"Lapti Nek" was replaced with "Jedi Rocks" in the 1997 Special Edition and subsequent releases of Return of the Jedi.

The lyrics translate into Galactic Basic Standard as follows:
Feel my body growing
My bones have started glowing, ooh
Wow!
The time has come for showing
That I'll shape you up and work you out
My body feels excitin'
My soul is synthesizin'
My whole frame is jumpin'
I'm workin' out and havin' fun

nephew was watching ROTJ at the weekend and I genuinely think getting rid of Lap Ti Nek (and replacing it with what they replaced it with) might be the single worst alteration of the Special Editions.

It is terrible and so is replacing the Ewok song with some kind of Peruvian pan flute jam

I thought those had been changed, wasn't actually sure til now

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

jizz-wail

Glitz was a progressive off-shoot genre of jizz. It was not to be confused with gliz.

Jizz instruments

Bass Viol
Bandfill
Clak Beepbox
Dorenian Beshniquel
Fanfar
Gasan string drum
Jizz
Jizz-box
Kloo horn
Mood synthesizer
Nalargon
Ommni box
Peel rod
Ploong sounder
Slitherhorn (traz)

^^^ poll

Ackbar Slash

DNW

― it definitely wasn't designed to be a pants pocket player (stevie), Thursday, April 24, 2014 11:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"It's a fap!"

― EZ Snappin, Friday, April 25, 2014 6:00 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omg

Site's slammed but

http://starwars.com/news/star-wars-episode-7-cast-announced.html

Actors John Boyega, Daisy Ridley, Adam Driver, Oscar Isaac, Andy Serkis, Domhnall Gleeson, and Max von Sydow will join the original stars of the saga, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, Anthony Daniels, Peter Mayhew, and Kenny Baker in the new film.

Max von Sydow's alive???

Max von Sydow?? AWESOME

Awesome picture.

The idea of contemporary Ford & Fisher slurring 'banter' back and forth makes me naseous

Kinda hope he just plays Ming and blows up everyone.

Low-key as fuck. This is looking promising.

i think jj abrams is mostly terrible but i'm looking forward to it nonetheless, at this point. also since the only role in which ford has shown a pulse in recent years was indiana jones (despite the movie being terrible), i'm thinking he'll have good times with the role. mostly looking forward to hamill though.

no jesse plemons :(

oscar isaac <3 <3 <3 weeeeeeeeeeeee v exciting

suckers

lol get 'em shakes

seriously you guys never learn

"thank you sir may I have another!" etc

shut the fuck up dude

your point was made about 1000 posts ago, we got it. thanks.

you will never be 7 years old again, move on

jon 99% of fuckin' everybody is on your side about how anything star wars is automatically awesome and how anybody who doesn't LOVE IT, FOREVER, IT'S THE BEST is lying to themselves and to God, I think you can handle one person being honest about how JJ Abrams directing a bunch of unfathomably wealthy aging actors in the new Star Wars sounds good maybe only if you've already decided you love it no matter what

aero, don't put words in mouth. i've not decided to love it, i'm, at best, cautiously optimistic. i'm just tired of shakey popping in with every news update to hammer the same point he's already made 100 times before.

also just wtf about your post in general aero, i've never said anything remotely resembling that.

yeah its like we get it. its prob not gonna be good. may we still talk about it without being lectured by a guy who tbh sounds more like a 7-year-old than anyone else in this thread

sorry jon that was over the top I didn't realize shakey did that every time there's news. cut it out shakey. if you had saved your ire for a day like today it might have carried some weight, jj abrams is directing the new star wars is a real opportunity for "wow, people are gonna go see this, eh?"

is Kasdan in that photo?

interesting that Lucas isn't.

he's hiding in the r2d2

yeah i was unecessarily aggro with my "shut the fuck up", but shakey's got absolutely nothing new to add to his "lol you guys are suckers" schtick at this point. and hey, this is very likely going to 98% garbage, but i have a 2 1/2 year-old that is already wide-eyed with glee at the previews for the new Disney animated series and the thought of experiencing one of these flicks in the theater with him, no matter how garbage, has me pretty excited. forgive me for offending everyone's superior taste tho.

Episode 7 prequel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSwO-k-RqNA&feature=kp

haha