Star Wars 7 shit talk

First movie is going to be all about restoring the economy and Luke applying for payday loans.

That will still be better than the racist Trade Federation bullshit.

why think up alien cultures when you can just use handy-dandy racist stereotypes

Its a Harry potter crossover!!! win!!

Harry Potter and the Phantom Menace

third Star Wars film to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman and Bille August's The Best Intentions

Andy Serkis, Oscar Isaac, and MvS casting make me curious. I hope they get Ben Burtt to do the sound design again. He did Wall-E so he's good with Disney, right?

Can't even countenance the prospect of them fucking up the sound design, every other area of the franchise has been tarnished over the years but even in the prequels the sounds were just amazing throughout (I think? Been a good long while since I've seen them). Certainly I remember in the third prequel there was the shriek of that monster thing that Obi-Wan was riding 'round for a while (or was that in the arena in the second?) and this weird gong-like noise that the artillery batteries were making in that space battle at the start. God if they fuck up the sound design then they're really in trouble

Ben Burtt is in

to feature a cast member of Ingmar Bergman

is anyone really excited that andy serkis is gonna be in this... lemme guess... he's gonna play a crazy CGI feller!!!

He plays himself.

Russell Brand confirmed as some kind of talking moon.

I actually thought Russell Brand and Noel Fielding were the same person for the longest time.

ina shocking move NO CGI - how I wish

Will Star Wars: Episode 7 be the first $3bn movie?

http://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2014/may/02/star-wars-epidode-vii-box-office-film

what a thrilling prospect.

you can help make it happen!

please don't

why not?

Thinkpieces be pointing out that the cast is boy-heavy. Highlight of the prequels was obv Portman's pointed "This is how liberty dies," so maybe this will be a further regression. Foe Episode VIII they can try to get Dubya and Obomber to play the imperial fucks.

http://www.slate.com/blogs/xx_factor/2014/04/30/star_wars_episode_7_cast_list_where_are_the_women.html

Highlight of the prequels was Vader's "Nooooo!" and subsequent Frankenstein's monster force rampage. Which should have happened halfway through the second movie.

highlight of the prequels was "you don't want to sell me death sticka; you want to go home and rethink your life"

*sticks

I was totally going to post that

Elan Sel'Sabagno, also known as Elan Sleazebaggano, was a Balosar medical student on Coruscant who fell in with a bad crowd. He eventually became a slythmonger, and dealt death sticks in the Outlander Club in the Uscru Entertainment District.

Sleazebaggano isn't he governor of New Jersey

highlight of the prequels was

when they were over

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me5m8hIVWv1rani6a.gif

WOW CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PENETRATING INSIGHTS FROM MORBS AND SHAKEY

penetrate my parsec

I'd rather kiss a Wookiee.

scruffy looking?!

These posts are just a prequel fwiw

Z-minus 10,000 meters

I'll re-edit them w more CGI later

^^ actually funny

From a certain point of view

shakey jar jar collier

WOW CAN'T WAIT FOR MORE PENETRATING INSIGHTS FROM MORBS AND SHAKEY
― Diddley Hollyberry (Phil D.), Friday, May 2, 2014 2:48 PM

STAR WARS 7 SHIT TALK

lol

http://www.avclub.com/article/new-star-wars-movies-wont-have-wedge-them-204577

what a very av club url

http://www.avclub.com/article/new-star-wars-movies-wont-have-patton-oswalt-or-alison-brie-them-204577

lollll

http://i.imgur.com/63sUsME.jpg

accurate

haha is that from that captcha illustration blog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNiC9iKM0Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfNiC9iKM0Q