Star Wars 7 shit talk

I wouldn't mind all of the comic book and superhero shit if it felt like it was still neatly balanced out by more movies for adults. and I'd mind it less if every franchise didn't feel the need to saturate the screens with sequels and spinoffs every other month. it's pretty exhausting.

looks like the Millennium Falcon is alive, and it saw What Lies Beneath and Ender's Game!

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/harrison-ford-injured-star-wars-set-hospital/story?id=24110941

I only just read the other day that the Millenium Falcon was used as a building in Blade Runner: http://www.blastr.com/2013-4-10/little-known-sci-fi-fact-millennium-falcon-appeared-blade-runner

Okay, I officially Give A Shit about the sequels. http://www.deadline.com/2014/06/star-wars-rian-johnson-director-next-two-movies/

wow!

Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Alec Guiness makeup

Ugh Brick is so terrible fuck that guy

^offtm

I give a fuck now

clone army of nora zehetners

xxp yes, but have you seen the brothers bloom?

Looper's not half bad

http://www.avclub.com/article/rian-johnson-handling-next-two-star-wars-movies-206072

These films are not due until I am well into my 40s. Jesus Christ.

I give a fuck now

― What Is It Like To Be A HOOS? (silby), Friday, June 20, 2014 7:00 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ what it is like to be a HOOS

Looper's not half bad

nah, the last half is the payoff

probably the best breaking bad director right?

^^^

underrated aerosmith even money to appear in nu cantina scene

omg

probably the best breaking bad director right?

― balls, Friday, June 20, 2014 8:37 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

definitely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6geiN6VZIME

35 fuckin years of totally ignoring star wars ruined in one day

you had a good (kessel) run (in 12 parsecs)

Brick's terrible, Brothers Bloom didn't quite work, Looper's pretty good.

johnson is probably one of the best directors you could hope was attached to a franchise like this. it's not like johnnie to was going to sign on, or something.

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

huh, gareth edwards is directing a "spinoff"? which one is that? i had thought he was directing episode 7.

Self contained movie about boba fett or yoda or greedo or someone.

They should do a Han Solo one and a Greedo one because it'd be interesting to see which one they started "shooting first" HA HA HA HA

maybe it'll be like rashomon, and everyone is telling the truth

or everybody's lying i forget which

are they going to effectively ret-con jar jar out of this whole thing?

Why would they do that to one of the series' most beloved characters?

First spin off film actually to be entitled Binks Begins.

meesa beginnin in dissa film!!

I think Gaspar Noë will be entrusted with the Jar Jar film.

Into Deesa Void!

Irrebinksible

brothers bloom was the most slavishly imitative wes anderson ripoff in a wide field of wes anderson ripoffs. it wasn't terrible, but honestly i don't remember a thing about it other than being amazed at how overt the wes anderson borrowings were.

― I dunno. (amateurist), Saturday, June 21, 2014 9:46 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yes it was kind of wild how wanderson damaged it was

yeah a better word than overt would be "brazen"

sure, so long as we're tiptoeing around "shit"

never saw brothers bloom, liked looper, thought that brick was p garbage but maybe i should give it a second chance i dunno

Director less important than producers

Or action figure margins.

I think it's important to remember that the best-ever Star Wars film was directed by the guy who'd done Eyes of Laura Mars and the Barbra Streisand vehicle Up the Sandbox.

I neither want to have any interest in new Star Wars movies nor for Johnson to get derailed for seven years from making his own stories

rewatched Brick in a pub this week, still adored its swagger

him getting 'derailed' is a big assumption

btw i don't see anything definitive about him directing IX

http://www.independent.co.uk/incoming/article9576667.ece/alternates/w620/kevin%20smith.JPG

lol

I listened to one of his Batman podcasts the other day (not knowing that it was him until I started listening). When did he start sounding like a good ol' boy? The "this old Bantha Tracks subscriber's tears" line really reads in that tone.

i've heard tell his batman podcast is good. but that man long ago squandered whatever good will clerks had earned him from me.