this is the thread for louis to liveblog his brother's party

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iirc you've never even wdyll'd whereas the only other candidate has v much wdyllid'd so setel, a?

your favourite misread ILX threads (darraghmac), Monday, 28 July 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

tragedy, thy name is gerrard
to see that once where scholesy scampered
now leadenfooted mire is mirrored
in stevie g, and lampard

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, June 28, 2010 1:53 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

with balance missing on the left
the whole team's listing leeward
and central standing, lone, bereft
john terry is a c-word

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

cappelo's reign comes to an end
couldn't find the magic blend
and now the search for his successor
john terry is a child mo- aw cmon people pls

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

fat franks jsut can't get with the pattern
not even with his A in latin
Amidst the roar of linesman calls
john terry, wot a cuntyballs

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

kuyt's a-flying for the dutch
honda driving on the japs
gerrard, england, not so much;
john terry eats his mother's flaps

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac), Monday, June 28, 2010 2:11 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i wholeheartedly apologise for that btw

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

this was the time work had a word with me about ilx

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:10 (nine years ago) link

honda driving on the japs

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:11 (nine years ago) link

yeah

i posted apology for that there but at the time i was apologising for prob the thing itselg but i left it in there for that but it's there and leaving it out would be a cover so there it is

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

what im tryin to say is .....bantz

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:12 (nine years ago) link

that time when you could only get perhaps seven or eight letters published on football365 every week and the remaindered content was posted to ilx

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:13 (nine years ago) link

on that note

Dutch defence caught legs-akimbo
vittek missed a sitter
wayne bridge had finished with a bimbo
terry made love to her in the naughty place

― ,,,,,,eeeeleon (darraghmac)

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

when viz started rejecting em i knew it was time to take the permanent contract with the public sector

nakh is the wintour of our diss content (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 August 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Blood sausage is popular in Mongolia. In Mongolia a special method of killing sheep was made mandatory by Genghis Khan in order to save blood for sausage. It appears in the Yasa and is still used today.

― A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yasa sheeple gonna fry

― Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 30 September 2012 00:26 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 16:41 (nine years ago) link

diafiyhm (darraghmac) wrote this on thread the finest of display names only on board I Love Everything on 20-Apr-2012

i made an a+ 'bone thugs n karlhenry' joke after a bruising wolves match once but it sank slowly and unloved to the depths

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Soccerball's Greatest Of All Time Pictures and .jifs on board I Love Football on 27-Sep-2010

bone crushing thugs n karlhenry

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), 17 April 2010 12:56 (5 months ago) Bookmark

mad underrated post imo

just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Soccerball's Greatest Of All Time Pictures and .jifs on board I Love Football on 17-Apr-2010

bone crushing thugs n karlhenry

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 16:52 (nine years ago) link

otm

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 17:05 (nine years ago) link

six months pass...

I am getting married, and I believe that I am supposed to just tip everyone I see that day, including aunts and uncles.

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:00 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe you've just misread 'tipple'

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:04 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tippling opportunities unbridled at this wedding

― Bitterer than Bitter (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (6 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I believe youve misreaded unbrided

― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:06 (6 months ago) Bookmark

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

every time I reread tsk e bah eh I let a low whistle of appreciation out of me tbh

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 April 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link

maybe it needs explaining?

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link

group effort

burrito place opened in limerick last month. looks manky inside though.

― Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:00 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Manky hôte

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:05 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

La Manqueria

― Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:49 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Shay Guevara's

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:50 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Fiddle Castro's

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:51 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Frida Carlow's

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:53 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Tac O'Bell

― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:54 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wasn't he the guy who was Speaker of the House of Representatives for years?

― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:55 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he corrida pig under his arm

― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac)

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:52 (nine years ago) link

Itt the Mexicans and the Irish get along not a whit

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

we're fine w/those who dwell south of the river, we just expect you to come into london to meet us

― لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 9 September 2010 17:20 (4 years ago)

nakhchivan, Sunday, 19 April 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link

now lookit

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link

micks I can waive

― mikelovestfu (wins), Saturday, June 7, 2014 11:36 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:37 (nine years ago) link

don quixote is not mexican, che guevara is not mexican, fidel castro is not mexican

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:38 (nine years ago) link

a limerick burrito would itself not exactly meet with strict cultural approval is my thinking

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link

weak

piqued (wins), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link

I didnt think it was gonna be critiqued along these lines tbh I got nothin

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

masal bugduv save me now

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link

we will accept a full and frank apology and a burrito

piqued (wins), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link

a limerick version of both?

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:10 (nine years ago) link

go on

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:12 (nine years ago) link

this should up the pique ante

estela, Monday, 20 April 2015 00:23 (nine years ago) link

heyyy

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Monday, 20 April 2015 00:25 (nine years ago) link

Gawwwwwwwd.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:30 PM (8 hours ago)

What is he doing over there?

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

I'll just walk by his desk and see how far along he is.

― pplains, Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:31 PM (8 hours ago)

if he's giving birth u should prob cut some slack

― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Wednesday, April 22, 2015 12:36 PM (8 hours ago)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link

(d-mac's rotator cuff has been working overtime lately; thought I should give him some respite)

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 23 April 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link

idgi rotator cuff

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2015 08:05 (nine years ago) link

Frequent & vigorous backpatting would be one interpretation, there are others

neetsooh ebebay (wins), Thursday, 23 April 2015 08:47 (nine years ago) link

its actually from brushing h8 off my shoulder

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 April 2015 11:14 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Amazing that you would try to police the amount of reverence apportioned you in one of the two threads dedicated to excelsioring you personally

italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:43 (nine years ago) link

you'll always have drash tho

italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

the tragic thing is that I suffer acute rotator cuff tendinitis in both shoulders

italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

i excelsior as i see fit

drash, Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:15 (nine years ago) link

wait what's the other one

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

quite right, drash

italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link

0 shots

italosVEVO (wins), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:20 (nine years ago) link

gelatinate mess (darraghmac) wrote this on thread Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here on board I Love Everything on 29-Jan-2014

Mein own kampf

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

i miss that osama thumbs up

― the spectacular cow (Lamp), Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:26 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i miss osama

― flopson, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If his thumb's up now a crab's nibbling on it

― darraghmac, Wednesday, 14 August 2013 23:30 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Monday, 7 March 2016 00:28 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

it's been a while, deems, so iyo what are your three most quotable bon mots of the past ≈ 1.5 years?

poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 03:36 (five years ago) link

*2.5 years, damn

poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 03:37 (five years ago) link

like out of everyones or

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Monday, 24 December 2018 10:36 (five years ago) link

just your own posts, in the spirit of this thread

poochie mayne (unregistered), Monday, 24 December 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link

gather around the yuletide fire and listen to deems recount his greatest excelsiors

imago, Monday, 24 December 2018 14:01 (five years ago) link

*assembles sniper rifle*

Pierrot with a thousand farces (wins), Monday, 24 December 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link


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