Dissolve's Forgotbusters: Movie Hits That Audiences Forgot

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yeah that scene was great

also totally going to rank sheen and nielsen over the wayans bros when it comes to this kind of movie, c'mon

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

I just realized that this was an argument I was about to enter and then I re-prioritized.

You are exactly why people root for the apes (Eric H.), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:11 (nine years ago) link

no no you entered it, now you gonna run away

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

I just realized that this was an argument I was about to enter and then I re-prioritized.

http://i.imgur.com/vTimL2N.gif

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:12 (nine years ago) link

He one of those instigatas

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:13 (nine years ago) link

most fondly recalled non-zaz zaz movie is loaded weapon 1

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

though i never saw carl reiner's fatal instinct

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

F. Murray Abraham in Loaded Weapon showed how easy Hannibal Lecter was to play.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

man remember when Samuel L. Jackson played second tier Danny Glover to Emilio Estevez and Nicholas Cage

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:19 (nine years ago) link

did jackson get those pre-pulp fiction comedy lead roles off of jungle fever or is there some other breakout moment i'm forgetting?

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:24 (nine years ago) link

sea of love

balls, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UytZHT1ewnI

i don't know why the opening of this scene kills me but it does

da croupier, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 00:33 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

weird now, seeing the picture at the top :/

piscesx, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

In this moment, the film shamelessly ejaculates thick streams of undiluted sap in a 25-person gang-bang of grotesque melodrama.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link

Prepare to get plagiarized, Rabin. Hard and often.

andrew m., Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

Prepare to get slimed, world.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 13 August 2014 18:43 (nine years ago) link

In the 1990s, Demi Moore became highest-paid female movie star

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 17 August 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Crime is a disease, meet the cure

http://thedissolve.com/features/forgotbusters/749-cobra-gave-the-1980s-the-dirty-harry-knockoff-it-d/

piscesx, Sunday, 14 September 2014 20:34 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

A seemingly ballsy choice, but actually quite OTM. I can't remember the last time I heard anyone mention this film.

http://thedissolve.com/features/forgotbusters/877-avatars-rapid-rise-sudden-downfall-and-endless-bil/

MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 12 January 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link

According to Box Office Mojo, it made more than 2.7 billion dollars in theaters worldwide. Audiences loved it so much, media reports claimed, some viewers became deeply depressed or even suicidal because the film’s fantastical alien world of Pandora wasn’t real.

0_o

piscesx, Monday, 12 January 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

There has been so many clickbait articles about how forgotten AVATAR is today, they've collectively defeated their own point.

Eric H., Monday, 12 January 2015 23:15 (nine years ago) link

Boomerang:

Murphy entered the guilt-stricken dad/silly fantasy gimmick/fat-suit portion of his career shortly after Boomerang, but in that one film, he plays a character rarely seen in American films of the time: a black man who’s also a proudly sexual, cultivated professional. Murphy’s Marcus has money and class. He’s assured enough in his place in society that when a snooty high-end clothing store clerk treats him, and friends Gerard (David Alan Grier) and Tyler (Martin Lawrence) with racist condescension, Marcus experiences pity for the racist clerk’s ignorance rather than anger at his bigotry. It’s worth noting that the exchange is also the only scene in the film that suggests the existence of racism. Otherwise, Boomerang occupies a post-Cosby Show realm full of rich, upper-middle-class African-Americans who rarely acknowledge race.

Was inspired enough by this to actually give the film a fresh look tonight, and this is OTM. The film's vision of an affluent, professional world populated entirely by African-Americans, and its remarkably sex-positive attitude both remain striking. I still wish the romance was a little less boring, though.

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 January 2015 03:37 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

oh fuck Monster in Law:

Monster-In-Law, 2005’s 23rd highest-grossing film, is a particularly egregious case, because it marks the cinematic return of Jane Fonda, one of the preeminent feminist voices of the past century, following a big-screen absence of 15 years. A fierce force like Fonda starring in a movie with gender politics this regressive, particularly after such a long absence, is like Gloria Steinem starting her own Lingerie Football League, in collaboration with Hooters.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:23 (nine years ago) link

http://thedissolve.com/features/forgotbusters/544-the-agonizing-dullness-of-alan-aldas-the-four-seas/

The still at the top could not shout 1981 any louder.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

btw that review a classic example of the criticism Rabin deserves. An editor could've mad tightened those two opening grafs.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link

lol @ at this comment:

There's this peculiar aesthetic blandness to much of the studio filmmaking from the very late 70s and the very early 80s, which in itself is also a difficult period to delineate culturally with any distinction. For the life of me I've never been able to get any real insight into what sort of sensibility would flock to the theater to sit through Oh God!, with George Burns AND John Denver for Christ's sake, or glue themselves to the television set for another installment of Mama's Family. I mean when was that thing ever not a rerun on TBS, where much of the mass cultural detritus from 1981 ended up in the 1990s. Who were these people? What had the 60s taught them, or perhaps what were they reeling from in their insipid pop cultural decisions?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Add Same Time Next Year, Making Love, All Night Long, heaps of other Neil Simon plays, Ambrosia on the radio, and you've got the hangover before the eighties begin in 1983.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 26 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link

Holy shit, Nathan Rabin got axed!! Somebody hire this man immediately!!!

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

haven't seen Oh God! in 25+ years, but it WAS written by Larry Gelbart and directed by Carl Reiner.

tho likely not their finest hours

the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

I have childhood memories of my mom really liking that movie. I'm afraid to watch it now.

Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:09 (nine years ago) link

Rabin got axed?

The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link

Yeah it was on facebook. i'd post a link but i dont know how.

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:10 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

http://thedissolve.com/news/6187-the-end/

Number None, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 13:19 (eight years ago) link

surprised they held on as long as they did. (and that's not a reflection on the work they did)

ryan, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 13:21 (eight years ago) link

Pretty disappointing. I've known those guys for a long time, and I think they did a great job with the site.

Been wondering if this book would be interesting or just depressing:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/419aRd4GZRL._SX297_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

Probably the latter.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Well it uses the phrase "Creative Class" in the title so my money would be on suckitude.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link

bummer - my gripes with rabin's style upthread aside, this was a generally very readable and enjoyable site.

a chamillionaire full of mallomars (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 July 2015 15:55 (eight years ago) link

Rabin (his style as well as his subjects, often) was such an afterthought to this site. He was more of a personality. It's all the other stuff I will really miss. I'm sure they will land on their feet, but I don't know if the already massively constricted writing market can make room for half a dozen more tenured voices. I wonder how long this has been in the pipes? Hopefully long enough to give them time to devise some "what next?" scenarios.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:00 (eight years ago) link

Given the fact that they hadn't even finished this week's feature on Grizzly Man, I'd say they proabably weren't given much time.

MarkoP, Wednesday, 8 July 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

so.. where do all the fun loving film fans go now? i miss it!

piscesx, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:17 (eight years ago) link

To the movies, silly!

Norse Jung (Eric H.), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 14:20 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

Perfect candidate: Presumed Innocent, one of 1990 top fifteen grossing movies, starring a serious Harrison Ford.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 13:38 (eight years ago) link

Good call. Too bad this series isn't still around, because I'd love to read an essay on how the "legal thriller" drama became so passé in the years since PI.

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:03 (eight years ago) link

And by "drama," I mean "genre"

rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:04 (eight years ago) link

it sure took awhile though

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:08 (eight years ago) link

and even then it just moved to TV

Blowout Coombes (President Keyes), Tuesday, 17 May 2016 15:09 (eight years ago) link


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