Good/awful names for fantasy football teams/five-a-side squads/sporting pub quiz teams

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Vlaar! What Is It Good For?

Matt DC, Friday, 15 August 2014 08:54 (nine years ago) link

Ditched 'lovren an elevator' in favour of 'FKA migs' for my team this season.

ewar woowar (or something), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:10 (nine years ago) link

This has been a nightmare transfer window for fresh puns.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Friday, 15 August 2014 11:59 (nine years ago) link

I once had a quiz team called Never Mind the Boruc

― ailsa

stolen for my FF team this year

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:12 (nine years ago) link

jo inge berget rien

a curious shade of pale (onimo), Friday, 15 August 2014 12:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Thudd Meridian

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:37 (nine years ago) link

notts county for old men

john wahey (NickB), Thursday, 2 October 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link

I Don't Mind Holding Hands, But Not In Front Of Kompany

William Bloody Swygart, Thursday, 2 October 2014 22:19 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

Badstubers on Yahoo Chess

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 6 December 2014 00:16 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Mammary Sideboob

nakhchivan, Sunday, 25 January 2015 01:59 (nine years ago) link

Lukaku's Talking

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link

Torsten Frings I Hate About You

there can be only (onimo), Monday, 2 February 2015 00:58 (nine years ago) link

Return of Chamakh

paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:46 (nine years ago) link

Remember rapping Van? Der Saar, Der Saar

― Peter "One Dart" Manley (The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics), Sunday, 1 February 2009 12:34 (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Winner

paolo, Monday, 2 February 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link

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The Phil of The Neville Twins

cgi bubka (NickB), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 09:53 (nine years ago) link

Vocal Frei

Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 April 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link

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A Wenger's Age of Nultron

yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

^ needs work

yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

Mark David Champ Man

mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:50 (nine years ago) link

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We're Cool, Juergen Sommer

William Bloody Swygart, Tuesday, 28 July 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link

Qarabag of Love

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Wednesday, 29 July 2015 20:33 (eight years ago) link

eder, fuckface

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link

Memphis John O'Shea

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:31 (eight years ago) link

Midtjylland Stars

(based on BT Sport's pronunciation)

passive aggressive DN (onimo), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:34 (eight years ago) link

Xhaka Can

pandemic, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link

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Edelman, Luck, and Plummer

frogbs, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:47 (eight years ago) link

Bolasie Come Home

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link

I have been rolling with Insane Clown Pochettino this season so kinda mortified to see Nakh's more elegant if more obscure version upthread.

Matt DC, Monday, 21 September 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Onomah of the State.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:49 (eight years ago) link

Rican Havoc

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

Kantés To The Side.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

Bumping for the Euros.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

In Sane In De Bruyne

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 11:25 (seven years ago) link

one year passes...

koeman feel the moyes

― plp will eat itself (NickB), Monday, 23 October 2017 14:09 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Gerty fu ya bassa (onimo), Tuesday, 24 October 2017 00:05 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

Slow Lloris

― Wellfed Brony (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:38 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^that's been rattling around my head for a while. IRONICALLY HE'S EXCEPTIONALLY F

― check yr poptimism (imago), Sunday, October 6, 2013 9:42 PM (5 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tbph I would be happy for him to concede following a Boruc-style fuckup so as to allow the "slow Lloris loves getting tackled" joke

― in my day this was all feels (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 23 March 2014 16:59 (four years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

just remembered this and googled and apparently no-one else in the world has made this joke despite it literally happening in a world cup final

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 23 August 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

three years pass...

open call for fantasy football team names for the 2022/23 season

or, please give me ideas I can steal for office FF league

salsa shark, Monday, 1 August 2022 17:47 (one year ago) link


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