Star Wars 7 shit talk

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Cool. Fan made I guess?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link

CGI Millennium Falcon looks wack. And a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean? Nope.

calstars, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

Merdeyeux, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

What's wrong with a Star Destroyer crashing into an ocean?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

xp: lol

how's life, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:06 (nine years ago) link

Those look great tho

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:08 (nine years ago) link

I just know these or all of these movies will feature some huge ship crashing into a planet/city, which has become the sci-fi blockbuster equivalent of outrunning an explosion. I am pretty sick of it. We get it. These ships are big.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:10 (nine years ago) link

Guess I've got a pretty high tolerance for huge ships crashing into shit. Still find it generally entertaining.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:11 (nine years ago) link

I ws seeing it more in a "Look at the supposedly awesome Star Destroyer made tiny by the endless ocean" type way actually, myself

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:22 (nine years ago) link

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

also i had dream last nite that episode 7 was called "SPORTS" and was all about some sort of intergalactic olympics

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 13:36 (nine years ago) link

WAR

AFTERMATH

would be a wonderfully awful tagline

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:10 (nine years ago) link

STAR WARS 7: A WAR AFTERMATH

ledge, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:17 (nine years ago) link

Ho ho ho ho ho ho! AHhhh ahh ahh hhah hah. Yeeaaaaauggggeeeehhh.

ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:19 (nine years ago) link

The whole new trilogy just looks at the environmental/social impacts of the previous three, sounds good

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

Is there a separate thread for Rian Johnson writing & directing Episode VIII? Getting ahead of myself here...

Your Ribs are My Ladder, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:34 (nine years ago) link

Star Wars 8 shit talk

ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 14:39 (nine years ago) link

all three of those just look really dumb to me personally

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080)

otm

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/screencrush.com/files/2013/04/star_trek_into_darkness_poster_enterprise.jpg

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

http://www.pixeljoint.com/files/icons/jabba3.gif

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

The whole new trilogy just looks at the environmental/social impacts of the previous three, sounds good

― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Wednesday, August 27, 2014 9:23 AM (56 minutes ago)

this could actually be incredible if done right

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:22 (nine years ago) link

the deforested moon of endor

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:23 (nine years ago) link

can u imagine what kind of a wretched hive of scum and villainy mos eisly would be during an economic downturn?

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:25 (nine years ago) link

more Hutts to be fatcats

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:29 (nine years ago) link

no, fewer, but Hutt himself gets even fatter

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

bespin has outsourced all its manufacturing to jawas.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

butt hutt

am0n, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

jabba the butthurt

socki (s1ocki), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

star destroyer tumbles into the sea

that'll be the day I go back to tatooine

star destroyer dwarfed by endless ocean is kind of a flawed concept seeing as its usual context is space

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:40 (nine years ago) link

i like that u can see the planet's curve a lil tho. no idea how that tagline's supposed to be parsed.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link

guys i'm so into the idea of a socialist realist star wars that i'm sort of bummed it will never be

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:50 (nine years ago) link

palpatine benevolently holding flowers next to a flourishing moisture farm

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:53 (nine years ago) link

Truth & Reconciliation Committee looks into the time the Separatists gassed that colony of Gungans.

http://i.imgur.com/atHiCTgl.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Wednesday, 27 August 2014 18:57 (nine years ago) link

army of the new republic brings back the lil colored squares by star wars 8

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:00 (nine years ago) link

Everyone's getting very worked up and overexcited about some fanart OTT.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:11 (nine years ago) link

the posters or the movie

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:15 (nine years ago) link

guys i'm so into the idea of a socialist realist star wars that i'm sort of bummed it will never be

i dunno if you've heard, but george lucas has some heavy trade negotiation star wars concepts 4 u

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 August 2014 02:23 (nine years ago) link

Chap personally I just thought they were p cool for fanart, not expecting/hoping for anything frm the movies rly

sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Thursday, 28 August 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

Did anybody read the Dark Horse "The Star Wars" series, which is based on GL's first draft, and shows why screenplays need iteration before actually making something?

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 28 August 2014 05:52 (nine years ago) link

was interested in it and thought about picking it up now that the trade is out but haven't gone for it, haven't read any other SW comics.

heck (silby), Thursday, 28 August 2014 06:05 (nine years ago) link

I've been thinking about dipping my toes into star wars comics, but haven't given much thought about where to start.

how's life, Thursday, 28 August 2014 09:08 (nine years ago) link

start here:

Star Wars: Legacy

http://d2lzb5v10mb0lj.cloudfront.net/covers_tfaw/400/1/13459.jpg

Written by John Ostrander, takes place a century after Jedi.

Stephen King's Threaderstarter (kingfish), Thursday, 28 August 2014 09:26 (nine years ago) link

damn that is some hot cartoon star wars

and if it's a century later, how come they got the exact same guns & shit?

Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:08 (nine years ago) link

Not exactly the same, apparently in 100 years the female guerilla fashion in the SW universe evolved from "practical and unisex" to "pointless high heels and boob windows", a la superhero comics.

Tuomas, Thursday, 28 August 2014 11:13 (nine years ago) link

Yeah, the cover isn't really doing it for me. I might give it a chance at some point, but was hoping for something with a more 80s comic aesthetic. Any thoughts on the best runs from the "A Long Time Ago" Omnibus series? I see there are some Claremont and Simonson credits in there.

how's life, Thursday, 28 August 2014 12:13 (nine years ago) link

i dunno if you've heard, but george lucas has some heavy trade negotiation star wars concepts 4 u

― Adding ease. Adding wonder. Adding (contenderizer), Thursday, August 28, 2014 2:23 AM (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:50 (nine years ago) link

Also, most recent movie rife with Jedicide.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 28 August 2014 13:55 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://comicbook.com/2014/09/10/star-wars-episode-vii-millennium-falcon-and-x-wing-revealed-in-a/:

FlyMAC @FlyMAC_Popham

Last tweet for the night. I spotted this at the weekend whilst #flying over Greenham Common. #StarWarsEpisodeVII

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BxIDO_kIIAAv9O6.jpg

Welcome to my spooooooky carnival! Hope I don't... blow your mind! (Phil D.), Friday, 12 September 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link


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