come anticipate Kevin Sarbo as an evil atheist philosophy professor in the new film from Pure Flix Entertainment, GOD'S NOT DEAD

i wonder how many people funded the movie, got their lil doodads and still paid to see it opening week

the vm kickstarter brought in 5.7 million

Kevin Sorbo has been making the promo rounds lately talking to evangelical or fundie media outlets and of course has been saying kevin sorbo-like things:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/kevin-sorbo-explains-why-more-christian-movies-arent-made-jews-run-hollywood/

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/gods-not-dead-actor-kevin-sorbo-laughingly-tells-jews-news-bulletin-you-did-kill-jesus/

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/08/actor-kevin-sorbo-ferguson-unrest-let-black-protesters-be-the-animals-they-truly-are/

Which are either him expressing his actual sentiments or desperately trying to mention as many tribal shibboleths as possible to market to his target demo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-q-Llzww-8

Best. Movie. Ever.

(Wasn't there a subplot about a girl abused by her Muslim father in there somewhere?)

v disappointed w the ending was hoping for descent into Hell in true Jack Chick-like fashion

2:18 Atheist. (Obviously.)

B-b-but he accepted Jesus in his life as his true savior at the very last minute! The rain stopped!

god should just hit everybody with cars

That is an amazing ending. Taking advantage of a mortally injured crash victim who is probably in shock: the Christian thing to do!

WOMAN: You really should go see mom. She's not doing well.

FAT DEAN CAIN: She hasn't been doing well for years. That's why they call it dementia.

oh word?

can someone explain to me what the dean cain scenes were all about or were those just dropped in from a different also

different movie

Dementia, from the Latin demens, meaning "not doing well for years".

Against the backdrop of the debates, a series of peripherally related subplots develop. Radisson dates Mina (Cory Oliver), a Christian whom he often belittles in front of his fellow atheist colleagues. Her brother Mark (Dean Cain), a successful businessman and atheist, refuses to visit their mother, who suffers from dementia. Mark's girlfriend, Amy (Trisha LaFache), is a left-wing blogger who writes articles critical of Duck Dynasty. When she is diagnosed with cancer, Mark dumps her. A Muslim student named Ayisha (Hadeel Sittu) secretly converts to Christianity and is disowned by her father when he finds out.

Mark's girlfriend, Amy (Trisha LaFache), is a left-wing blogger who writes articles critical of Duck Dynasty. When she is diagnosed God punishes her with cancer, Mark dumps her.

Mark at last visits his mother, only to taunt her; she responds that all of his financial success was given to him by Satan.

So Mark doesn't get hit by any cars at all?

http://doyoubelieve.com/_images/landing_title.gif

That image prompts me to believe, because it provides me with evidence of things not seen.

lol that fucking Ted McGinley and former NFL/"STone Cold" star Brian Bosworth are in this.

can't believe they didn't go with God's STILL Not Dead

that is practically artisanal, aimless, bravo

God's Not Dead 2: Not Deader

Godlier, Aliver

Oh God, You Deader

God's Not Dead is on Netflix streaming now btw. Trying to talk myself into watching it, but I have not unlocked that level of self-hate.

weekend at god's

Custos's Not Dead

I GIS'd God's Not Dead and there were a lot of Duck Dynasty guys are they in that movie too or is this just Walmart-style synergy at work.

weekend at god's

^^^winner

God's Not Dead 2: The Goddening.

god's not dead 2: electric jubilee

Uhhh

http://www.avclub.com/review/little-boy-shockingly-miscalculated-world-war-ii-f-218415

And so he stands on a dock and points his hands in the direction of the Pacific Ocean, defying the setting sun, focusing all his desire on one point in the distance, until…

Well, it has to be seen to be believed, frankly. Giving the title a whole new meaning, one that World War II buffs should have no trouble guessing, the moment is almost too tasteless for words.

lol, is he saying the kid telekinetically destroys Hiroshima?

It seems so! And "This Little Light of Mine" is playing while the bombs drop!

The spoiler page (at the bottom of the review) gets into more.

Rex Reed is into it.

http://observer.com/2015/04/keeping-the-faith-little-boy-featuring-jakob-salvati-has-a-big-heart/

Ugh, Emily Watson is in this thing?

Get a new agent, Emily Watson!

Dang, this sounds pretty evil.

7-year-old Pepper Flint Busbee

There is a motherfucker in the building I'm in with a God's Not Dead hat on. A HAT. this film had MERCHANDISE?

large market yearning to spend tastelessly

I feel like approaching him and breaking the bad news

Oh, Melissa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc

GOD'S NOT DEAD 2: NOT DEADER

Just tell me how many shirtless scenes Jesse Metcalfe gets.

Oh God! You Non-Zombie!

lol @ gavel-breaking judge

sadface @ ray wise involvement

Truly can't wait for Clarissa to finally explain it all.

i legit teared up watching that diverse group of xians fight the evil aclu #powerful