Bad Snacks

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eat it in penance for shit purchase. even if it is snyder's pretzel pieces (cue 900 posts, btw ur all disgusting)

i thought this was going to be about eating good snacks to cancel out the bad snacks.

(which can turn into a bottomless pit of bad snacking)

'Orange Right Hand' by Fig Cake and the Bad Snacks

Fuck wasting a snack!

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we have a separate thread for bad dates

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(a) but sometimes sorta (c) if i'm not completely out of other food but i anticipate being desperate enough to eat the bad snack at some point in the future

In the bad old days of my poverty, I would eat the bad snack. Now that I am rolling in clover, fuck no.

i suspend all snack standards when i'm on a plane, i was thinking about that the last time i flew while i wolfed down a complimentary bag of unclassifiable semi-opaque powdery salty discs.

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Eat it, bad snacks!

I love all unhealthy food and therefore I can barely even understand the concept "bad snack", I'm p. sure I would eat 99.9% of snacks anyway. I mean I've eaten a lot of snacks and can only think of maybe two times in my life I've decided I'm not even going to bother finishing it. why yes, I am fat

having said that I'm on a diet (sigh) and just had a perfectly OK cupcake bought from the work charity bakesale and felt a little pang of disappointment that this, my one treat that I could allow myself per (not yet defined time period) and carefully selected from a table full of cakes, did not quite live up to the full-on amazingness I had been anticipating

but I did not throw it away, oh hell no

yeah basically 100% otm

the one time i can remember specifically bad snacks is when i was driving to NY and i kept trying red velvet baked goods at rest stops and they kept having buttercream frosting instead of cream cheese frosting which is totally disgusting and i had to keep buying more red velvet baked goods until i found one with cream cheese (eventually) but i still ate all the disgusting buttercream ones because i will eat literally anything that is made out of corn syrup and carcinogenic food dye, america

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This is the dilemma I face when anything sesame-based is offered

Also when I buy a muffin and it's one of those "yogurt muffins"

i suspend all snack standards when i'm on a plane, i was thinking about that the last time i flew while i wolfed down a complimentary bag of unclassifiable semi-opaque powdery salty discs.

― estela, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do too! I will eat anything while in-flight. I also buy out all the airport stores and wind up with a ton of crap I don't need. I think for me it's because I really hate flying so adopting a fuck it all I'm in an airport/on a plane attitude helps me cope with the fear.

a bad snack that i physically dislike eating - probably throw out
a bad snack that i get no joy or nutritional value out of eating but can still eat mindlessly - put back in cupboard because even stale pretzels come in handy on those days when i can't leave the house but there is no food in the house and i'm ravenous

i am guilty of eating stale snacks. and microwaving stale tortilla chips to eat with very old salsa.

i started in on some stale chips a couple weeks back and it was a mistake.

microwave that moisture out

a heat lamp in every snacking home

they were not moist, they were 'healthy' chips! i do not buy things with grease, what am i suicidal?

SCENE: Office breakroom. Bag of "Beaver Nuggets" on table.

PPLAINS (PP) watches as CO-WORKER (CW) takes one, eats it.

PP: So what's a Beaver Nugget taste like?
CW: They're not so bad. Kind of a combination between popcorn and... peanut butter?
PP: Really? Not sure about that combo.
CW: Well, if you don't like either, then –
PP: No, I'm a huge fan of both. Just don't know if I'd like them together.

CO-WORKER begins programming microwave. PPLAINS takes one, eats it - immediately starts gagging. Spits Beaver Nugget into trash can.

PP: What the –? That wasn't peanut butter! That was BUTTERSCOTCH!
CW: Oh, right. Maybe that's what I meant.

~SCENE~

CW: Peanut butter in the conference room.
PP: I'd like to suck on some of that!
CW: begins programming microwave
PP: (goes to the conference room and finds out that it's butterscotch not peanut butter) NOOO!!!!!!!