Bad Snacks

This is the dilemma I face when anything sesame-based is offered

Also when I buy a muffin and it's one of those "yogurt muffins"

i suspend all snack standards when i'm on a plane, i was thinking about that the last time i flew while i wolfed down a complimentary bag of unclassifiable semi-opaque powdery salty discs.

― estela, Wednesday, September 24, 2014 10:44 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do too! I will eat anything while in-flight. I also buy out all the airport stores and wind up with a ton of crap I don't need. I think for me it's because I really hate flying so adopting a fuck it all I'm in an airport/on a plane attitude helps me cope with the fear.

a bad snack that i physically dislike eating - probably throw out
a bad snack that i get no joy or nutritional value out of eating but can still eat mindlessly - put back in cupboard because even stale pretzels come in handy on those days when i can't leave the house but there is no food in the house and i'm ravenous

i am guilty of eating stale snacks. and microwaving stale tortilla chips to eat with very old salsa.

i started in on some stale chips a couple weeks back and it was a mistake.

microwave that moisture out

a heat lamp in every snacking home

they were not moist, they were 'healthy' chips! i do not buy things with grease, what am i suicidal?

SCENE: Office breakroom. Bag of "Beaver Nuggets" on table.

PPLAINS (PP) watches as CO-WORKER (CW) takes one, eats it.

PP: So what's a Beaver Nugget taste like?
CW: They're not so bad. Kind of a combination between popcorn and... peanut butter?
PP: Really? Not sure about that combo.
CW: Well, if you don't like either, then –
PP: No, I'm a huge fan of both. Just don't know if I'd like them together.

CO-WORKER begins programming microwave. PPLAINS takes one, eats it - immediately starts gagging. Spits Beaver Nugget into trash can.

PP: What the –? That wasn't peanut butter! That was BUTTERSCOTCH!
CW: Oh, right. Maybe that's what I meant.

~SCENE~

CW: Peanut butter in the conference room.
PP: I'd like to suck on some of that!
CW: begins programming microwave
PP: (goes to the conference room and finds out that it's butterscotch not peanut butter) NOOO!!!!!!!