Bad Snacks

i am guilty of eating stale snacks. and microwaving stale tortilla chips to eat with very old salsa.

i started in on some stale chips a couple weeks back and it was a mistake.

microwave that moisture out

a heat lamp in every snacking home

they were not moist, they were 'healthy' chips! i do not buy things with grease, what am i suicidal?

SCENE: Office breakroom. Bag of "Beaver Nuggets" on table.

PPLAINS (PP) watches as CO-WORKER (CW) takes one, eats it.

PP: So what's a Beaver Nugget taste like?
CW: They're not so bad. Kind of a combination between popcorn and... peanut butter?
PP: Really? Not sure about that combo.
CW: Well, if you don't like either, then –
PP: No, I'm a huge fan of both. Just don't know if I'd like them together.

CO-WORKER begins programming microwave. PPLAINS takes one, eats it - immediately starts gagging. Spits Beaver Nugget into trash can.

PP: What the –? That wasn't peanut butter! That was BUTTERSCOTCH!
CW: Oh, right. Maybe that's what I meant.

~SCENE~

CW: Peanut butter in the conference room.
PP: I'd like to suck on some of that!
CW: begins programming microwave
PP: (goes to the conference room and finds out that it's butterscotch not peanut butter) NOOO!!!!!!!