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NYC if you didn't know was taken over by skeleton hipsters in the past (stevie), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

real tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 16:27 (nine years ago) link

went in for the second zing but probably the equivalent of kicking a dead squirrel

pecker shrivellage (imago), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link

on the comic book movie thread

Ha, I'm trying to imagine how a 'Steve Jobs-worthy' DC event would have gone.
― Frederik B, Wednesday, October 29, 2014

"Just one more thing."
*Joseph Gordon-Levitt as Sandman appears, sings Tori Amos songs backed by U2*
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, October 29, 2014

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:31 (nine years ago) link

Omg

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

EXCELSiant

sleeve, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

lol very nice thank you

lag∞n, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 22:43 (nine years ago) link

http://www.pcgamer.com/researchers-find-that-female-pc-gamers-outnumber-males/

losing their minds on the chans over this. never seen goalposts move so quickly

― i'd rather be arrested by you folks than by anybody i know (art), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:40 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

p surprised by that

― lag∞n, Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

women finally breaking through the glass basement

― my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, October 29, 2014 3:47 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

everybody loves lana del raymond (s.clover), Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:34 (nine years ago) link

That was good

u2 removal machine (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 30 October 2014 01:13 (nine years ago) link

ha just came here to post that

jaymc, Thursday, 30 October 2014 04:28 (nine years ago) link

I'm going home now

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

your planet needs you?

― da croupier, Wednesday, 29 October 2014 23:36 (Yesterday) Permalink

Turkish "Mean Girls" (latebloomer), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:34 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 30 October 2014 05:35 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 30 October 2014 13:46 (nine years ago) link

are we just throwing up any weird NYT hip hop-related headline now? because there is no topping A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandy

― some dude, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:15 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha sounds like a rejected camron line

― max, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

A Rapper for Diddy Finds a Home That's Just Dandy
im a flapper more pity sign a loan for some candy

― max, Thursday, October 16, 2008 1:19 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stop looking at me, quan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

looool

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:07 (nine years ago) link

hah

johnny crunch, Friday, 31 October 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link

ace

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 16:19 (nine years ago) link

My son's best friend is going as "a jamaican". Not in blackface, but with a dreadlock wig. No idea what the fuck to even say when I run into him tonight.

― how's life, Friday, October 31, 2014 6:10 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Repeatedly refer to it as an Adam Duritz costume

― kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Friday, October 31, 2014 6:21 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

hahahahahaha a+

da croupier, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:27 (nine years ago) link

!

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

omg

mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:30 (nine years ago) link

that is really great advice imo

mattresslessness, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

jah bless

clouds, Friday, 31 October 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's just the people I know/the circles I travel in but all the polyamorous people I've ever come into contact with were self-absorbed assholes/never saw any "open" relationship that lasted more than a few months and/or didn't end with someone feeling deeply resentful/mistreated

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 31, 2014 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what about the straight people you know?

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, October 31, 2014 3:37 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Thereby Creating Humor (Old Lunch), Friday, 31 October 2014 20:44 (nine years ago) link

Last 3 are amazing
Fake Cam lines are the best

There Goes Ryan's Scion (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 1 November 2014 11:54 (nine years ago) link

so, I'm not exactly following this, but it's gone well beyond Zoe Quinn at this point, huh

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:38 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can someone sum it up for me?

― Abstinence Hawk (frogbs), Thursday, November 6, 2014 3:59 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's about ethics in games journalism

― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, November 6, 2014 4:00 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stevie, Thursday, 6 November 2014 17:53 (nine years ago) link

nice

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (nine years ago) link

caeks updates here from the past few weeks and presumably forthwith

Misdirected emails

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:52 (nine years ago) link

kind of lol but mostly heart disease

imago, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

that shd say henceforth
regards

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:07 (nine years ago) link

coronary implications werent considered
who knows how many people are eating it and what else they eat
looks like the sort of nutrient rich, easily consumed food someone who was keeping several people hostage might buy for them

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 7 November 2014 03:10 (nine years ago) link

taylor swift 1984 (even with all its flaws)

it was a bright cold day in april and the clocks were striking taylorswift13

― uxorious gazumping (monotony), Monday, November 10, 2014 4:43 AM (7 hours ago

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Monday, 10 November 2014 12:02 (nine years ago) link

Lol

how's life, Monday, 10 November 2014 12:06 (nine years ago) link

You know, I haven't seen/heard ANY '20th anniversary of No Need to Argue' pieces anywhere this year, and I have to assume that was entirely intentional.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:15 (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she should be rapped across her fingers
for her punch up on aer lingus (for her punch-up, for her punch-up)

― john wahey (NickB), Monday, 10 November 2014 16:18 (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mark G, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:33 (nine years ago) link

did not need to look at the username

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 10 November 2014 16:53 (nine years ago) link

The problem lately has been that ISIS was not fighting Assad, but opportunistically rolling up territory in Iraq instead, where the Iraqi army presented quite a bit less resistance than Assad's army did. Consequently, the price for giving ISIS a free rein was to risk letting them conquer a shockingly weak Iraq and control its massive oil reserves. Which could stimulate Iran to come in and make a grab for Iraq, too.

Take the oil out of the equation and we could let them play grabass all they want, without a second thought. But the world economy still runs on oil, so we can't play "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil" there.

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 1:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nah oil should be $1 million/barrel, that'll wean us off of it

― Οὖτις, Monday, November 10, 2014 1:34 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I didn't realize you were a prepper, Οὖτις

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 1:37 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wouldn't you like to be a prepper too

― Οὖτις, Monday, November 10, 2014 1:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Monday, 10 November 2014 18:54 (nine years ago) link

What about people who say: "I don't own a television, because I always watch tv programs on my computer, or occasionally my phone, so there's no real point in my owing yet another screen, unless it's so I can say I own a television, so as to avoid annoying all you thin-skinned folks who find this mere fact of my television non-ownership irritating."

― oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, November 10, 2014 12:03 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they need to speak in shorter sentences

― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 10, 2014 12:08 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:07 (nine years ago) link

my talent for feeding straight lines to others is unsurpassed today

oh no! must be the season of the rich (Aimless), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

And they have the nerve to call you "Aimless"...

pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link

dunno why she didn't just go the (plausible) "trying to subvert white supremacy in the name of art" route though that would've possibly gone down better to a song with less basic lyrics

― lex pretend, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 11:10 AM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha is there literally anything Nicki does that isn't subverting something? like does she wake up in the morning and subvert her bowl of cereal?

― punk rocketeer (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 21:14 (nine years ago) link

systems thinking is basically like when you call comcast and they tell you to unplug the modem, wait 30 seconds, then plug it back in

― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, November 13, 2014 12:00 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:18 (nine years ago) link

Why does "God-botherer" sound dirty?
"I love to finger-bang our Heavenly Father!"

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, January 20, 2004 12:28 PM (10 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Monday, 17 November 2014 04:56 (nine years ago) link

did the cronenberg augmented reality game ever happen?

― slam dunk, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 5:32 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're...playing it right now

― Number None, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 5:40 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:01 (nine years ago) link

maybe it's just the people I know/the circles I travel in but all the polyamorous people I've ever come into contact with were self-absorbed assholes/never saw any "open" relationship that lasted more than a few months and/or didn't end with someone feeling deeply resentful/mistreated

― Οὖτις, Friday, October 31, 2014 4:22 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dog people (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 03:50 (nine years ago) link

someone please to explain peanut butter dog for the Uk crew?

― piscesx, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:01 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

omar little's friend knew a guy who attended a surprise party in a basement. at that party was peanut butter dog. he was never seen again.

― mattresslessness, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 20:00 (nine years ago) link

i thought this was somehow connected to the bacon-burger-dog off of Cosby Show fame.

― piscesx, Tuesday, November 18, 2014 9:25 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the farakhan of gg (DJP), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 20:01 (nine years ago) link

Not sure what sex has to do with WFMU?

― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:10 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

film explains it

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:14 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

whatever puts asses in the seats!

― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's what i thought too, but it turns out to be a legit title.

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

WFMU DJs have been secretly fucking on-mic for ages.

― It's A Living! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:35 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even by themselves (cf Kenny G)

― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, November 19, 2014 2:36 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm looking forward to seeing it...

― Iago Galdston, Wednesday, November 19, 2014 4:54 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

the elipses

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 21:56 (nine years ago) link

do people actually call them "J-schools" or is that just old fashioned dog whistle racism

― Nhex, Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:26 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no that's current usage

― goole, Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:33 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(stands for jerk)

― lag∞n, Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok, gotcha

― Nhex, Thursday, November 20, 2014 3:51 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a total laugh package (s.clover), Thursday, 20 November 2014 23:43 (nine years ago) link

hahaha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 22 November 2014 04:58 (nine years ago) link


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