Star Wars 7 shit talk

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That is an excellent trailer. I wish the actual film had this tone. Not expecting that to happen.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 02:03 (nine years ago) link

My takeaway from that trailer is that I am about 10 times as interested in seeing (or even hearing) more Han Solo than any of the rest of these bozos.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 11:50 (nine years ago) link

I'm more interested in new characters and the less of the old ones we see the better

tbrr Luke is going to be the old character most used

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

aaaaand they're already offline :((((((((((((

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link

psyched for the light saber roller derby battle scene, gonna be dope

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link

all kinds of scenes with light sabers just flippin, flappin, twistin around. epic night time desert battle scene where the camera slowly pans up into the sky and you just see tens of thousands of light sabers flashing, then cut to a camera in the center of it all, it's like being in the middle of an exploding christmas display, just saber flashes, ten straight minutes of saber flashes

my jaw left (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

Deleted Magic is available in All The Usual Outlets *taps nose*.

piscesx, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 18:00 (nine years ago) link

Official trailer to be online from Friday on something called 'itunestrailers'.

piscesx, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 22:57 (nine years ago) link

That would be the Apple Trailers site.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:26 (nine years ago) link

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

then I would cry.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Thursday, 27 November 2014 00:57 (nine years ago) link

fanmade batman vs darth vader movie is weirdly professional-looking.

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 27 November 2014 01:00 (nine years ago) link

would laugh my tits off if this trailer was nothing but orange and teal

+ lens flare

you fuck one chud... (stevie), Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:14 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8dgBgnapnw

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 November 2014 15:45 (nine years ago) link

trailer is up

http://trailers.apple.com/trailers/lucasfilm/starwarstheforceawakens/

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:15 (nine years ago) link

i know this is going to be terrible but i feel these faint glimmerings of excitement somewhere deep in my cold dead heart

adam, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOVFvcNfvE

Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:24 (nine years ago) link

could have done without the wacky (and completely impractical) new lightsaber style

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:26 (nine years ago) link

made me happy.

jamiesummerz, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

plus no shots of the old dudes is kinda lame

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:28 (nine years ago) link

Good guy stormtrooper(s)?

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

droid on football and standard jj abrams wobblycam give cause for concern. would say the rest looked promising but i know from long bitter experience you should never ever ever ever ever get your hopes up based solely on a trailer.

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link

It's like poetry, they rhyme.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:34 (nine years ago) link

Not gonna lie, that money shot of Falcon v. TIE fighters with the main theme playing made my heart skip a beat. From the brief flash the new Stormtrooper armor looks pretty badass too.

Abrams clearly a very different director, based on those shots, than anyone else in the series so far.

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

If there's any reason to be optimistic, it's the presence of Boyega.

Simon H., Friday, 28 November 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

wow. fuck. shit!

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:43 (nine years ago) link

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:48 (nine years ago) link

Forest/lightsaber thing made me go "Game of Thrones?"

And the narration can't match Ian McDiarmid for creepily voiced scenery chewing.

Guess we'll see!

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

Was almost on board, until that lightsaber came on. yuk.

That's the only false note, really. Overall my stupid brain is quite excited.

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

looks more promising than any of EPs 1-3 so far so good

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

That lightsaber looks like it could do more harm to the person holding it.

Liked most of the other stuff though, promising.

Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

countdown to the first 'Top 10 Things Wrong With The New Trailer' piece in 3.. 2.. 1..

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

SOUNDED incredible too (in 720 on YouTube)

piscesx, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

and yeah light saber thing was dumb/unnecessary.

pursuit of happiness (art), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

You all are making it seem like spring snakes flew out of the light saber with a "boi-oi-oi-oing!" sound effect.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:56 (nine years ago) link

so psyched.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link

That's literally what happened xp

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

never say goodbye before leaving chat room (Crabbits), Friday, 28 November 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link

Me being me I'm already thinking "Well it's a hilt to catch another lightsaber so I can see why and" *wibbles*

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Maybe it's to reduce the number of hands being chopped off.

jmm, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

I guess we shouldn't have expected any less from Darth Spring Snakes tho

, Friday, 28 November 2014 15:59 (nine years ago) link

Supposedly the narrator is Cumberbatch.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Test audiences must really have loved him as Smaug

, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:02 (nine years ago) link

That was Oscar Isaac flying the X-wing, right?

Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:04 (nine years ago) link

**POSSIBLE SPOILER**

Thinking that tall lurching dude with lightsaber is Adam Driver's character who's supposed to be some rich kid colector of Sith artifacts. Could be an ancient lightsaber design?

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

xpost Fans are saying it's Luke's buddy Wedge from the first flicks.

Acid Hose (Capitaine Jay Vee), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:06 (nine years ago) link

Doubt it Ned. There was a fake trailer with his voiceover from Star Trek 2

Number None, Friday, 28 November 2014 16:10 (nine years ago) link

this move should be JUST soccer droids
maybe hanging out with old people in an apartment like batteries not included

switch the people for gungans and i'm in, where do i sign

Kelly Gang Carey and the Mantels (ledge), Friday, 28 November 2014 16:13 (nine years ago) link


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