KAJ's entire post-basketball career has just been people being surprised he has interests and talents besides basketball
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 9 January 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
This one quote felt so Onion-esque
"You know what it feels like when you don't have a good internet connection. Everything is buffering, you're trying to download a video, you got that little circle thing that goes round and around. It's really aggravating," Obama said.
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/13/7541253/obama-wants-cheaper-broadband-in-the-us
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:03 (nine years ago) link
Holy shit you guys dont seriously average 100+mbps in youtr contry and complain its SLOW, do you?
How about 1mbs? Or dialup/satellite speed? #fuckin3rdworlddesert
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 03:20 (nine years ago) link
we invented the internet goddamnit, no one should be faster than US
― Nhex, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link
lol as if that happens in the white house, xp
"Michelle, did you call Comcast?!"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:13 (nine years ago) link
I don't think we average 100mbps, fwiw. I pay extra for like 30mbps.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:14 (nine years ago) link
Yeah I was thinking it seemed a bit OTT
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:17 (nine years ago) link
I've got 100Mbps FTTP in my apartment from a local ISP but they're doing like line-of-sight microwave to the Westin or something so it's kind of cheating, infrastructure-wise
― The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:58 (nine years ago) link
Say no more!
"Testimony has covered everything from the assassinations of drug lords to the inner workings of the motorsport industry."
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nascar/2015/01/13/kurt-busch-ex-girlfriend-assassin-domestic-abuse/21693523/
― earlnash, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 08:03 (nine years ago) link
Florida cops used black mugshots as target practice
http://news.sky.com/story/1409452/cops-used-black-mugshots-as-target-practice
― Alba, Friday, 16 January 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link
http://whnt.com/2015/01/12/alice-program-arms-children-with-cans-books-to-fight-off-classroom-intruders/
wtf
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link
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― écorché (S-), Sunday, 18 January 2015 17:48 (nine years ago) link
xp omg the stupidity
― Nhex, Sunday, 18 January 2015 22:19 (nine years ago) link
not onion per se but... something
"The Sundays Reveal Plans For New Music In Rare Interview With American Airlines’ Inflight Magazine"
http://www.stereogum.com/1677331/the-sundays-reveal-plans-for-new-music-in-rare-interview-with-american-airlines-inflight-magazine/news/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 19 January 2015 05:55 (nine years ago) link
Five-year-old misses friend's birthday party and gets invoice for £15.95
― rad naps (+ +), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:36 (nine years ago) link
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, January 19, 2015 12:55 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's kind of Spinal Tap
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
it really is!
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 19:51 (nine years ago) link
Rapist blames ankle monitor for low self-esteem and social phobia
― excreting zeitgeist (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B71AywxCEAAP2R4.png
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 January 2015 23:06 (nine years ago) link
http://pitchfork.com/news/58191-bob-dylan-giving-new-album-away-to-50000-aarp-magazine-subscribers/
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:25 (nine years ago) link
Shit that looks like a Clickhole article, but isn'thttp://www.vocativ.com/gallery/culture/photos/isis-japan-hostage-manga/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=cpc&utm_content=japan&utm_campaign=jan1
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link
McDonald's to Accept Selfies and Hugs as Payment
http://buff.ly/1yVxYId
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 30 January 2015 22:41 (nine years ago) link
end times man
― Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 03:38 (nine years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/jan/29/catty-sarah-palin-speech-inadvertently-raises-50k-hillary-clinton
― StanM, Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/02/gop-senator-let-restaurants-opt-out-of-handwashing-after-toilet-to-reduce-regulatory-burden/
― joygoat, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 19:15 (nine years ago) link
I would actually be all for that rule if the restaurant opting out had to place large, visible signage all over its storefront, by its register, its tables, in the bathroom, etc. "EMPLOYEES NEED NOT WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
Of course, the best retorts to his dumb argument I've heard is that it's actually no less burdensome a regulation to require signage than it is to require handwashing.
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
http://brotherhipster.com/2015/01/06/heres-why-selfie-sticks-arent-a-big-deal/
something abt the tone really reminds me of an Onion op-ed
― The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 10:47 (nine years ago) link
https://meduza.io/en/news/2015/03/05/russia-s-only-gulag-memorial-is-redesigned-to-celebrate-the-gulag
― ljubljana, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:31 (nine years ago) link
Wow:
“Now Perm-36 will be a museum dedicated to the difficult and noble work of the Gulag’s valiant workers, and about the technologies they used to protect the great [Soviet] people from the fifth column and various Nazis from Ukraine.”
― drash, Thursday, 5 March 2015 14:00 (nine years ago) link
wow
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 5 March 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
solzhenitsyn is rolling in his grave
― Mordy, Thursday, 5 March 2015 16:10 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B_1jlN3UIAALtAI.png
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
http://www.salon.com/2015/03/12/rudy_giuliani_i_wish_president_obama_were_more_like_bill_cosby
― Mordy, Friday, 13 March 2015 04:28 (nine years ago) link
hooooooly shit
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 March 2015 05:00 (nine years ago) link
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-hot-sauce-seizure-met-20150313-story.html
Man credits hot sauce with saving his life.
― Jeff, Friday, 13 March 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i58.tinypic.com/bg75dv.png http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2399141-evander-holyfield-to-fight-mitt-romney-for-charity-event
― the fuckin catalina wine mixer (sleepingbag), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
i wonder if holyfield knows he'll be up against a robot. here's what happened to the last guy who tried to romney on
― CoolRadio, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 01:36 (nine years ago) link
http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2015/03/18/lottery-loser-plans-to-keep-losing-at-lottery/
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 March 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.12newsnow.com/story/28566302/new-hampshire-students-hawk-bill-provokes-abortion-comment
― Devilock, Friday, 20 March 2015 05:27 (nine years ago) link
Omg what
― kinder, Friday, 20 March 2015 06:14 (nine years ago) link
Haha, I just posted that on the American Right Wing thread!
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Friday, 20 March 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link
http://judiciary.house.gov/index.cfm/2015/3/at-the-flick-of-a-switch/
shit that looks like a clickhole article but isn't
― cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Friday, 20 March 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
That lottery story is deeply sad.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 20 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link
that judiciary page is mindboggling
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 20 March 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link
"Girl Dancing With 30 Hula Hoops Looks Like She's About to Get Teleported"
http://sploid.gizmodo.com/girl-dancing-with-30-hula-hoops-looks-like-shes-about-t-1628255133
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
http://www.japantimes.co.jp/community/2015/03/23/voices/spare-thought-western-men-trapped-japan/#.VRew89qRUup
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:37 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/OQZfsL8.png
― 龜, Sunday, 29 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
thinkin baout things
― gr8080, Monday, 30 March 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
read that as LOLCAL GARDOVA
― kinder, Monday, 30 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
http://nypost.com/2015/02/12/i-dont-regret-my-office-romance-and-neither-should-you/
"TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS AFTER SAYING “I DO,’’ I STILL THINK THAT MY HUSBAND IS THE CUTEST THING IN PANTS."
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 April 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link