Eh, looks fine
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Saturday, 25 April 2015 03:49 (nine years ago) link
It looks like he was designed by me in ninth grade with a copy of killing joke to swipe from
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 April 2015 04:56 (nine years ago) link
in this film is the Joker the vocalist for Hollywood Undead or
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 25 April 2015 05:57 (nine years ago) link
Okay it's just one picture, difficult to get a full feel but my initial reaction is that the tats and overall style is too perfect and clean. Joker is chaotic and scribbly, doesn't give a fuck.
I would imagine if he were to have any tattoos they'd look like they were drawn by a four year old.
― Drop soap, not bombs (Ste), Saturday, 25 April 2015 09:02 (nine years ago) link
damaged
― anonanon, Saturday, 25 April 2015 12:23 (nine years ago) link
Oh my god. That's way, way worse than I could've possibly imagined.
― Fudge On My Uggs (Old Lunch), Saturday, 25 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
Like modern-day Tim Burton production design bad.
The single purple glove is shit (and the cheap material makes it look like it came from a K-Mart Halloween costume), the tattoos are terrible as tattoos but not an awful idea overall, but the basic outlines of the design kind of remind me of a cross between Conrad Veidt and the Grant Morrison Bowie-inspired Joker, and you could do a hell of a lot worse than that. Plus, the metal teeth read to me not so much as a grill (as everyone's been referring to it) as Phantom of the Paradise...
― You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
they could get away with all of this if not for the 'damaged' tattoo
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Saturday, 25 April 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
When he said he was gaining weight for the role I didn't realize it was in bad tattoos and grills.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 25 April 2015 18:42 (nine years ago) link
looks like Ayer was taking advice from this guyhttp://defamer.gawker.com/some-tech-asshole-pitched-sony-on-turning-spiderman-int-1699831682
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 25 April 2015 19:19 (nine years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CDaPkZXUsAEI--k.jpg
― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Sunday, 26 April 2015 00:43 (nine years ago) link
heh
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 26 April 2015 01:45 (nine years ago) link
Spiderman movie infl by the ideas in that email'd prob be p funny/cool bt whatever, go internet
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 26 April 2015 02:18 (nine years ago) link
the Joker design is horrible in that pic but I wanted to like it cuz it really pissed off this one dickhole that I know who is like so offended by it he might explode.
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 26 April 2015 05:05 (nine years ago) link
I'm holding out hope that he does.
http://i.imgur.com/CeCUdBk.jpg
Oh my god
― 龜, Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link
hahaha
― Nhex, Sunday, 26 April 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
http://moviepilot.com/posts/2015/04/26/calm-down-the-joker-will-not-have-tattoos-in-suicide-squad-2887773
― Number None, Monday, 27 April 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
this is going to be the best movie of all timehttp://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/smith-incostume/will-smith-spotted-in-costume-on-suicide-squad-set-01.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:32 (nine years ago) link
uh
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
I'm trying to figure out which disastrous bomb of a movie is the most fitting comparison to what this thing is clearly shaping up to be.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link
Howard the Duck?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link
one part sabotage, one part watchmen
― da croupier, Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
more like grim n gritty mystery menhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKmHBFgIoX0
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 April 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link
weird how ahead of its time that movie was
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 30 April 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link
in the sense that it's better than every superhero movie released after it, sure
― contendo conformo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 1 May 2015 00:01 (nine years ago) link
The Tick cartoon did everything Mystery Men was trying to do better and funnier.
― the fart in our stalls (latebloomer), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men does not hold up
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men was bad when it came out
― ( who ALSO my boss and his sister!) (sic), Friday, 1 May 2015 07:34 (nine years ago) link
Mystery Men was trailblazing in the sense that it was the very first of the thousands of movies that have featured Smashmouth's "All Star"
― some dude, Friday, 1 May 2015 10:32 (nine years ago) link
apparently it also appeared in the Matthew Broderick Inspector Gadget which was released a month prior, although it obviously owes its ubiquity to its appearance on the Shrek soundtrack
― Number None, Friday, 1 May 2015 11:05 (nine years ago) link
it owes its ubiquity to being the greatest song ever recorded
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 1 May 2015 12:00 (nine years ago) link
what is the 2016 equivalent of "all star" for suicide squadperhaps something by adam lambert
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:01 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn676-fLq7I
― I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link
what've 3OH3 been up to
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link
― Number None, Friday, May 1, 2015 7:05 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
that's surprising, there was a whole soundtrack tie-in with "All Star" and Mystery Men, cast of the movie in the video and all
― some dude, Friday, 1 May 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
I still like Mystery Men
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Last time I caught some of it I was struck by how incredibly long it was.
Cassanova Frankenstein is one of my alltime favorite comedy names, second only to Arsenio Billingham.
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:42 (nine years ago) link
I never actually saw Mystery Men, which is odd considering how much I like the cast
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:47 (nine years ago) link
It's not bad and it has some laughs but it doesn't hold a candle to its source material.
Come to think of it, this era of wacky comic adaptations might be the prime time for Burden to start a push for a Flaming Carrot film.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link
Or maybe scratch that, as I can very easily imagine a Flaming Carrot film being terrible.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 19:55 (nine years ago) link
it doesn't hold a candle to its source material.
no argument here cuz man do I love me some Flaming Carrot. It's one of those things that I'm surprised got made at all and I hope it made Burden a ton of money.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:06 (nine years ago) link
I assume MM got made precisely because FC as a character would be a pretty hard sell visually in the film-world
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link
Flaming Carrot is one of the funniest comics I've ever read. And it still holds up.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
"They cloned Hitler's feet!"
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
holy cow: http://www.amazon.com/Flaming-Carrot-Comics-Mystery-Collected/dp/1569712638 is this stuff really all out of print/unavailable? :(
― Οὖτις, Friday, 1 May 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link
it hasn't been fashionable in forever so that's not too surprising to me. he made so goddamn many pages of comics!
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Friday, 1 May 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
Oh way, Free Comic Book Day is tmrw, maybe the local shop will have a trade on sale
― Doktor Van Peebles (kingfish), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:11 (nine years ago) link
Why does Will Smith look like shaft with a cowboy hat?
― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 1 May 2015 23:18 (nine years ago) link