http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bile_bear maybe? :(
― Spaceport Leuchars (dowd), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link
jesus, that's sad as hell
― “audience participation” otherwise known as “touching” (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 May 2015 23:56 (nine years ago) link
If a bear ever charges me and pins me down, I swear I'll look him in the eye and say, "you're right to do this, we're a vile species" before he starts eating my face.
― #HipsterTroll has been blocked. #BringItOn (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 17 May 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
If "me" is a garbage can
http://i.imgur.com/pEX6G8p.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 15:53 (eight years ago) link
i see that as a bear putting the trash out for collection.
― koogs, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
bear put trash out for collection for me
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
I'm imagining a scenario where a family of bears has moved in next to a really nosy neighbor who's always peering out the window trying to see what those curious bears are up to.
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
http://www.trashday.co/ contractor
― gr8080, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:08 (eight years ago) link
All bear staff!
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:13 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.ltstatic.com/2009/March/DR781199_429long.jpg
― Tim, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 17:20 (eight years ago) link
Bear say "What'll ya have?" to me.
― nickn, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
http://31.media.tumblr.com/f9de2ee826c528052b678453a2b5e0f5/tumblr_npdvbcmYw01s02vreo1_400.gif
― wmlynch, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Bear say no gluten to me
― Jim Gillette's unused octave (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:03 (eight years ago) link
officer bearbready
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 5 June 2015 10:13 (eight years ago) link
http://www.jehsmith.com/1/2015/06/rachel-dolezal-and-the-spectre-of-trans-species-identity.html
Bear cults survived throughout Europe into the 12th century, and they were based on the belief that their members were ancestrally related to bears and could take on a visibly ursine nature in ritual circumstances. These traditions were broken up by force by the late middle ages, and now, today, 'western' human beings think of themselves as existing across a vast ontological gap from other animal species, and regard non-western claims of trans-species identity as vestiges of comically unscientific, primitive ways of apprehending the world (poets still sometimes return to these ways, but when they do we assume they are just being poets). But this prejudice is the result of a distinct local history: the same local history that for so long insisted on an ethnographically anomalous binary gender distinction between male and female.
― j., Tuesday, 16 June 2015 19:24 (eight years ago) link
http://gawker.com/attack-cat-to-curiosity-bear-take-a-hike-big-fella-1713812085
― j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:19 (eight years ago) link
Curiosity bear? Is that a typo or a usage that I am unaware of?
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:35 (eight years ago) link
self-explanatory name for a curious bear imo
― j., Thursday, 25 June 2015 14:43 (eight years ago) link
love that video. my mother's tiny papillon once chased off a much larger bear than that in colorado. im attached to the dog and she emailed me to say that he ran after a bear and was presumed dead. 10 minutes later he came back perfectly fine, bear to be seen.
― ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
bear nowhere to be seen.
― ryan, Thursday, 25 June 2015 17:11 (eight years ago) link
What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
Nature abhors a surprise.
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
yet bears DO make leaps
― j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33323309
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc
― skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (eight years ago) link
It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q3a8kVo.jpg
If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.
― nickn, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Haha!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
did they catch it?!?
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link
Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
would request an abbott drawing of this tableau
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:39 (eight years ago) link
Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link
spring-boots
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
basketball and backboard shattering
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link
fart lines
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
assumption of bear
― drash, Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
copies, to make bearleader pyramid
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
An enthusiastic bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSvdTQyplE
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 16 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
saw that the other day. the youtube channel includes other videos of the same bear looking much younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFAEazE3Y8
― koogs, Thursday, 16 July 2015 08:35 (eight years ago) link
saw a couple of bears in the wild for the first time ever and inevitably thought of this thread. here's one of them, just chillin' in a meadow in yosemite:
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/11313178_10153368716080638_6219641139711096244_o_zpshpbxdtjj.jpg
the other one was a lil' baby bear i saw later in the day but i didn't take pictures of because a) i was on a bike and i didn't have my slr with me and b) the prospect of being mauled to death by a hidden mama bear while i tried to take a shitty iphone pic of her adorable progeny seemed too humiliating to risk.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
good calls
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
but w/ the slr…
― j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
yeah, if i could have gotten a good slr shot of the baby i totally would have put my life on the line for it - i'm committed to photography
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/16/bear-pies-colorado-bakery?CMP=share_btn_tw
bear say pie for me
― j., Friday, 17 July 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link
my spirit animal
fuck putting strawberry in a rhubarb pie
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Fuck putting rhubarb in a strawberry pie, imo.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 July 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
now we are enemies
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link