old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

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cosign on Ricky and Monty

― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Sunday, June 21, 2015 2:36 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought this said "Rick & Morty" and was about to FP you.

Goddard in Modern Times is almost unbelievably gorgeous. Here's to gamines!

I might like you better if we Yelped together (Phil D.), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

ah, her tousled hair!

here's another of hottie james salter (RIP):

http://assets.esquire.co.uk/images/uploads/fourbythree/_1440_43/james-slater-author-43.jpg

he could have been a movie star. he's got a sterling hayden/nick nolte thing going on.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link

^he looks a little like robert ryan

http://www.filmnoirblonde.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/ROBERT-RYAN.jpg

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:15 (nine years ago) link

yeah, i was gonna add robert ryan. looks closer to hayden to me, still:

https://38.media.tumblr.com/828aea2538c70b41dfdc42541dbf3771/tumblr_nenh3wm7BG1qzsuffo1_r1_500.gif

curiously, salter's speaking voice was much higher than you'd expect given his macho look.

wizzz! (amateurist), Sunday, 21 June 2015 21:44 (nine years ago) link

speaking of hayden, would travel back in time to kick it with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=einQjrm2vnY

drash, Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:05 (nine years ago) link

im kinda seeing john c mcginley. maybe it's the mustache.

here i am in the land of large breakfasts (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 21 June 2015 22:47 (nine years ago) link

https://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/10/catpeople3.jpg
simone simon

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/08aIx.gif
maria schneider

drash, Sunday, 28 June 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link

http://www.beatrix.pro.br/mofo/imagens/fall_mark.jpg
babe mark e. smith

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link

http://www.lippsisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/PDVD_145.bmp
david farrar

drash, Thursday, 2 July 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link

saw "Marlowe" a few nights back with Rita Moreno as a stripper... good lord, she was DEVASTATING back in the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRNz7ZcOg-U
http://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large-5/1-marlowe-rita-moreno-1969-everett.jpg

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 July 2015 19:00 (nine years ago) link

Ooops, that's Barbara Stanwyck as a Ziegfeld girl (c. 1924).

We'd like to conduct a wobulator test here (Sanpaku), Thursday, 9 July 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

http://www.quotationof.com/images/harold-lloyd-2.jpg

I have no quarrel with anyone who thinks Buster Keaton or Charlie Chaplin was the better comedian. But damn Harold Lloyd could be cute.

Charlie Chaplin Challenge (j.lu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 02:28 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://youtu.be/_TJBpMxH4D8?t=21m13s

Sophia Loren

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link

http://i.giflike.com/57d5A9f.gif

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 21:38 (nine years ago) link

I think I have a problem.

http://40.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc9d05RiLG1ritsqio1_1280.png

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 04:21 (nine years ago) link

Ralf or

let no-one live rent free in your butt (sic), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link

Ralf *UND*...

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:43 (nine years ago) link

I mean I'm totally a Florian Stan but seriously, those trousers. 👀

I'm sorry but any protestations about not wanting to be my sex object just do not compute when I can see your organ!

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link

How many years does that pre-date the This Corrosion video by?

suffeeciant attreebution (aldo), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:52 (nine years ago) link

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/Agee-floor-300.jpg
james agee

drash, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link

ralf's trousers there really are implausibly tight, he looks ready to kravitz all over the place

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Mqn6klF.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 6 August 2015 16:35 (nine years ago) link

BUT THERE'S WORSE!!! I'm gonna link this because it might be potentially slightly nsfw (he is clothed but you can see ~everything~)

http://ralfaella.tumblr.com/post/125375528055/ralf-florian

I am having rather a lot of trouble coping with this information but it's making me very very happy.

*listens to Ruckzuck until my head explodes*

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

I AM NOT OK WITH THIS!!!

How can I be having these kinds of feelings for Ralf "King Dork" Hütter?

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Thursday, 6 August 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

as far as i can see, nothing wrong with that, at all
ralf is totally begehrenswert

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link

Hi drash, I don't think we know each other?

It's BAD because my obsessions tend to be a little... intense. Herr Hütter is probably not a good person to focus these fixations on as he seems a rather intense artist himself.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 06:04 (nine years ago) link

hi branwell, nice to meet you officially

i see. i sympathize. well, insofar as one has crush-taste for intense artists, this thread seems safe-ish place to indulge
time travel proviso frees ‘wd have lots of sex with’ criterion from consideration of whether that lots-o-sex wd be healthy for one or wise
(yes this actually crossed my mind when i made some choices itt)

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 09:10 (nine years ago) link

Sorry, drash, I'm not explaining myself very well here. I am mainly disappointed in myself for this shameful crush.

Also, when I get a sexual fixation, I tend to be very...

https://38.media.tumblr.com/6063efa92da960ae4e66696994054cde/tumblr_nschnfhAhV1rjw8sqo1_400.gif

...about it. And I think that other ILX users prefer if I were not encouraged in this behaviour?

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link

As someone who considers themselves your friend, and has been on ILX with you for at least a decade, I have no idea what that gif means, so I'm not sure how the new guy is going to...?

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 7 August 2015 11:21 (nine years ago) link

It is Florian engaging in super-repetitive behaviour, pushing the same button over and over again in a loop.

Look, I'm sorry. This was clearly a mistake, never mind.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 11:32 (nine years ago) link

(understand re repetitive button-pushing; def get stuck in my own compulsive loops sometimes; sympathize)
(was just speaking for myself personally, i don’t mind those pics, but don’t mean & don’t want to encourage you or anyone in unhappy-making behavior, if you judge it to be so. cheers)

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 13:02 (nine years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx7xh0byCu1r18xvwo1_1280.jpg
bibi andersson

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 13:04 (nine years ago) link

drash there used to be a video on youtube of that scene from Persona set to this but its since been removed :-(

gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link

aw that sounds great

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 19:56 (nine years ago) link

John Doe circa 1980

Or ca 2003 tbh. John Doe standing in front of my table talking to Rhett Miller nearly caused my untimely demise sometime in the early 2000s.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link

john doe any time. on stage last year was like, um i cant feel my legs

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

John Doe circa 1980
Or ca 2003 tbh
john doe any time

otm
http://thephoenix.com/secure/uploadedImages/The_Phoenix/Music/CD_Review/061229_inside_otr_joe.jpg

drash, Friday, 7 August 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

Hmmmm, his nose is not quite pointed enough for me.

Florian Schneider has, I think, the most sharply pointed nose of any human on earth.

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

:^)

gr8080, Friday, 7 August 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

An endless Busby Berkley row of pointed noses.

http://giphy.com/gifs/kraftwerk-florian-schneider-ralf-hutter-evySwShPuNtq8

The Hauntology of Celebrity (Branwell with an N), Friday, 7 August 2015 21:40 (nine years ago) link

Straight up glamourpusses don't generally interest me that much... nonetheless ...

http://www.italoamericano.org/sites/default/files/virna-lisi-dolci-signore.jpg

The Tony Hart Land (Tom D.), Friday, 7 August 2015 23:39 (nine years ago) link

punctum: the birthmark

drash, Saturday, 8 August 2015 03:28 (nine years ago) link


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