these are the ugliest fucking things
― call all destroyer, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:42 (eight years ago) link
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00UJ01WBW
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:50 (eight years ago) link
by the same person who did the minion porn btw
Neil, Eastbourne, United Kingdom, about an hour ago"Minion-sense" is one of the funniest, poignant and truthful sets of images available on the Web. If you are "down" read them and I guarantee that they will make you chuckleRead more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3157781/The-Minionaires-Goggle-eyed-gang-outsell-Frozen-market-set-worth-130-million-end-year.html#ixzz3ffA0ofDx Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
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is "Minion-sense" a collective term for facebooks macros featuring these things and sassy aphorisms? I googled it and found this:
http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/61866327.jpg
what is 'dad language'? I feel like nothing makes sense anymore
― soref, Sunday, 12 July 2015 08:16 (eight years ago) link
I bought this USB stick because I needed one but I didn't realize I was brainwashed :(
http://i58.tinypic.com/2jdkya8.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 08:22 (eight years ago) link
google image search for "Minion-sense" is also bringing up lots of Columbine related stuff from tumblr for some reason
https://36.media.tumblr.com/fad153ea139581bf2d4d8145e7c0ffa2/tumblr_nn49xnh64S1tg82x7o8_500.jpg
― soref, Sunday, 12 July 2015 08:30 (eight years ago) link
Jesus Christ the Minions movie was a piece of shit. Maybe it's unrealistic to hope for something more than a flimsy set of dance pieces, fart jokes, and explosions from a minions movie, but this was awful. Nothing in the movie made sense, and none of the humor had any creativity or ANY sense of surprise. I had just listened to Pete Docter on Fresh Air talk about how much thought they put into Inside Out - the metaphors for different functions and areas of he brain, how they worked on the script for 3 years before scrapping everything and starting over, etc. If he sees Minions, he's gonna be like "oh I guess none of that matters cuz you can just make a dumbass movie for six-year-olds and still rake in the dough." Ugh. This movie made me mad with its shittiness.
― schwantz, Sunday, 12 July 2015 17:21 (eight years ago) link
All I know from this is I saw some news story about the toys "cursing", and the news story had the sound effect BLEEPED OUT so you couldn't tell for yourself. Then I looked up an uncensored video. It does not sound like cursing. It doesn't sound like anything more than a cheap speaker in a toy.
Kind of wondering how a news story like that hits. Does Pixar have a social media marketing person emailing made up stories like this to entertainment journalists around the country?
This is like when news channels were talking about how people were depressed Avatar wasn't real. rmde try harder corporate media
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 12 July 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
I hate these creepy yellow bastards so much
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:39 (eight years ago) link
I feel like the end of the internet is gonna be a Facebook post of a Marilyn Monroe quote beside a grinning Minion and humanity will have to reap what it has sown
http://lolfunplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/minions-quote-intelligent-people.jpg
Charles Bukowski (pictured)
― soref, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:43 (eight years ago) link
typical facebook dumb, that is obviously a picture of yeats
― difficult listening hour, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:44 (eight years ago) link
They were pretty funny diversions during the two Despicable Me films and it was inevitable they were going to be pushed down our collective throats for a couple of years. Until the next blue (Smurfs) or yellow (Lego movies etc) little doll type things come along.
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:47 (eight years ago) link
I really, really hate clothes with these things on them too. What kind of grown man wears a t-shirt emblazened with what looks like a Tic Tac with a shit-eating grin?
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:51 (eight years ago) link
Yellow things are popular. Pacman. Spongebob. Acid house smileyface. Lego. Minions. It just is.
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 21:57 (eight years ago) link
Just wait for the thinkpieces about what their obsession with bananas and poop says about us all.
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2015 22:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWoOqOBagBc
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 July 2015 02:55 (eight years ago) link
minions are by far the worst meme in modern history. good god. to think we could go from the majesty of The Dress, The Shoe, and Kermit drinking the tea to this garbage in less than a year. fucking hell.
― flappy bird, Monday, 13 July 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
In fifteen years the minions will be sampled on a zillion acid house tracks by musicians who grew up on them. The earth is circular.
― Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:16 (eight years ago) link
"The new KLF is gonna rock you ('Bellooooooooooooo bananas bananas Belloooooooooo) are you ready new KLF gonna (bueno bueno banana bananas)"
― Cunga, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkLC6pyRvOs
― soref, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
Illuminati, KLF, Minions ...it's all coming together. New world odor.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link
New World Hodor.
Haha
― cod latin (dog latin), Monday, 13 July 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
https://40.media.tumblr.com/51d55a699a14c11face79a9ca07298aa/tumblr_nrapz5Ym4b1qj4315o3_500.png
― soref, Monday, 13 July 2015 20:50 (eight years ago) link
Are these a conscious rip of the Moloids, or...?
― bentelec, Monday, 13 July 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
https://scontent-ams3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xtp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/11755229_551675044986104_4305884534278753635_n.jpg?oh=6022767c192ac0dfd6207df90b31ddaa&oe=561ECB57
― tayto fan (Michael B), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 18:40 (eight years ago) link
http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/67/00/4a/67004a0d3393555fd1e78a255ba3381b.jpg
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
http://g01.s.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1qhUzIXXXXXXkXXXXq6xXFXXXq/Despicable-Me-Minion-Kids-Character-mascot-Costume.jpg
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:36 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLUJwuQXcM8
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 01:38 (eight years ago) link
i liked despicable me well enough but fuck me if I'm going to take my kid to this, I'm so sick of these mutherfucking advil capsules with attitude. bonus shit points for all the FB 'memes' which are really just recycled dross. I always report the lame traffic-bait fb pages that generate these for copyright infringement.
― akm, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RGg9JfY.gif
― 龜, Friday, 31 July 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
Beeps having a friend over. Kids watching this movie. There's like 100 songs in this from 1967-1971. I keep thinking the DVD's skipping. No, it's supposed to be like this. "Is the movie going too fast?" Sunny asks. No, it's supposed to be like this. Beeps' friend keeps throwing out spoilers.
― pplains, Saturday, 16 January 2016 05:20 (eight years ago) link
INEED EVERYONE TO SEE THIS pic.twitter.com/gYO0V4YQW5— 🕸nessa🕸 (@artenzim) October 7, 2017
― soref, Saturday, 7 October 2017 17:46 (six years ago) link