fuck, Clusterfuck Summery Cooler 2, even
― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Friday, 17 July 2015 22:52 (eight years ago) link
Anyone got any bamboo?
― cardamon, Friday, 17 July 2015 22:55 (eight years ago) link
millions of peachespeaches for me
forget ciderpress, we know who the real monster is
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 23:46 (eight years ago) link
*pours unpopped popcorn kernels back in the carton*― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, July 17, 2015 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Friday, July 17, 2015 6:28 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this made me lol irl
― lil dork (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
deej is posting on the gawker thread fyi
― sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:09 (eight years ago) link
this would be the point in the movie where the mentally deficient 19 year old finds his father's rifle in the barn
― sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:12 (eight years ago) link
oh my god
― Mordy, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link
o my god
― irl lol (darraghmac), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link
v popcorn-worthy shit in that thread
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:28 (eight years ago) link
1000th post coming up fast btw, it was at 770-odd when I first checked it today,
― Possibly Fingers (Tom D.), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:31 (eight years ago) link
man it's kind of nice that i can be banned for like 10 years and come back and some things are same. feels like home.
― Cory Sklar, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:32 (eight years ago) link
you've really been a mvp in this whole thing, Cory!
― sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:33 (eight years ago) link
thanks but i feel more like riley curry (yelling things into the mic occasionally, walking into the wall on the side of the stage) than stefan!
― Cory Sklar, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:36 (eight years ago) link
*rebookmarks gawker thread*
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 20 July 2015 22:38 (eight years ago) link
i only know who those ppl are because they play for the home team
― sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link
*richard attenborough voice* a fascinating race occurring in the ilx wild. the competitors: those doubling down on questionably motivated moralism, those simply expressing honest opinions and those desperate to win the pissing contest of who's most zingtastic/above-it-all. *long pause* the slaughter will be beyond our imagining.
― slothroprhymes, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:39 (eight years ago) link
and that there was this "curry with the sauce mvp" banner hanging in the window of a bar for about a month that i always drive by on my way home from work
― sarahell, Monday, 20 July 2015 22:40 (eight years ago) link
that thread just needs a shot of strongo to be complete.
― scott seward, Monday, 20 July 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
that would be cameo of the year tbh
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:24 (eight years ago) link
*strongo strides onto set*
"you fucks"
*audience applauds and hoots wildly*
what a horribly-formed "Jurassic Park sequel"
― wins, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:28 (eight years ago) link
i know universal kept canceling my script meetings, buncha assholes
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:31 (eight years ago) link
wtf is going on today?!
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:41 (eight years ago) link
I am supposed to be reading.― markers, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:53 PM
― markers, Wednesday, July 22, 2015 1:53 PM
― markers, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
xp idk, is 6+ days the typical length for ilx clusterfucks?
― slothroprhymes, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
A clusterfuck favorite of old ("Mods r mean") is making the rounds atm.
― Something Called Fudge (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 18:50 (eight years ago) link
I imagine this is what 77 is like all the time
― StanM, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:09 (eight years ago) link
77 is wild lemme tell you
― (extremely nerds voice) (Clay), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
lol
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:13 (eight years ago) link
some big bottom birds and cunting bellends too
― sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:44 (eight years ago) link
must be a full moon or some saturn returns shit bcz it is crazypants around here!
last week was all "oh it's too quiet"and now it's like living with 20 of my parents
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 19:48 (eight years ago) link
xp idk, is 6+ days the typical length for ilx clusterfucks?― slothroprhymes
― slothroprhymes
when it impacts IRL, it's not too surprising.
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
i'd like to take some credit for returning to ilx but alas i cannot. just the right place at the right time.
― Cory Sklar, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
I let you back in by accident because - as you may have seen on other threads today - I am a useless moderator who causes problems. Welcome back though. You've been very nice since returning, afaik.
― how's life, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:45 (eight years ago) link
*tip of the ol' hat*
― Cory Sklar, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
wonder what'd happen if ol' dommy p waltzed back in bestowing charm and goodwill upon all
― gawker's psychotic monkeys (imago), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
momus or gtfo
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:51 (eight years ago) link
xp is that even possible sans major brain damage?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:54 (eight years ago) link
was Momus even banned? I thought he just stopped posting. (I realise that he burned his bridges pretty thoroughly after he stopped posting here)
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 22:58 (eight years ago) link
iirc Momus was not banned, he was embarrassed
― Joan Crawford Loves Chachi, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
find it hard to imagine how Momus and 2015 ilx could occupy the same space, I feel like something would have to give?
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:06 (eight years ago) link
he made a record with the dude from orange juice.
― Cory Sklar, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:08 (eight years ago) link
two records!
― pop addicts should "do their thing", whatever that may be (soref), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
momus wasn't banned. he left before registration and i think before anyone was genuinely banned (or temp banned). becky lucas was the first time i can remember mod consensus that 'action is necessary' but they didn't ban her (they did do some cool thing where there was a message that said 'don't engage w/ becky lucas' that showed up for everybody but b3cky luc4s). they did some clever things w/ c4lum also, like he would be starting threads and they would only show up for him. he did change his username like crazy so maybe he was quasi-banned. pre-registration it was very difficult to ban someone. i'm trying to remember if strongo banned anyone or if he just deleted threads.
― balls, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:12 (eight years ago) link
^^^stet i hope yr paying attention
― D-30 (gr8080), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:37 (eight years ago) link
Hahaha, this is perfect.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:49 (eight years ago) link
WTF is Gawker anyway?
― (no offence to people) (dog latin), Wednesday, 22 July 2015 23:59 (eight years ago) link
newsie-wewsies about cunting bellends and big bottom birds
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:10 (eight years ago) link
jon w was tweeting about intersectionality the other day, bring him back too
― mookieproof, Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link
whatever happened to alex in nyc
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Thursday, 23 July 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link