large market yearning to spend tastelessly
― j., Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:25 (eight years ago) link
I feel like approaching him and breaking the bad news
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Wednesday, 22 July 2015 21:41 (eight years ago) link
Oh, Melissa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sxz-Y-c2UUc
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:44 (eight years ago) link
GOD'S NOT DEAD 2: NOT DEADER
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Just tell me how many shirtless scenes Jesse Metcalfe gets.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:09 (eight years ago) link
Oh God! You Non-Zombie!
― Chris L, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 15:13 (eight years ago) link
lol @ gavel-breaking judge
sadface @ ray wise involvement
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
Truly can't wait for Clarissa to finally explain it all.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
i legit teared up watching that diverse group of xians fight the evil aclu #powerful
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 16:52 (eight years ago) link
http://evskingston.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/5911032tlv_o1.jpg?w=300&h=225
I sure am tired of all these culture wars.
― Professor Goodfeels (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
oh good i was looking for this thread recently so i could post this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKcWu0tsiZM
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:40 (eight years ago) link
the overalls...
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:46 (eight years ago) link
The stillframe for that trailer makes Melissa Joan Hart look like she just realized she's not going to make it to the bathroom. Melissa Joan Shart.
― Resting Bushface (Phil D.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:48 (eight years ago) link
The next movie ought to address the even more crucial question of whether Catholics, Seventh Day Adventists, Mormons, Unitarians, Quakers or Jehovah's Witnesses are real Christians who faithfully preach God's sacred word, or just unwitting minions of Satan.
― Aimless, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link
although the video mordy posted raised some great points in a humorous way, theres really nothing funny about how fascist liberals are ruining our education system
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:56 (eight years ago) link
i can't believe classes have started awarding grades based on relative privilege. it's a scandal.
― Mordy, Tuesday, 17 November 2015 17:58 (eight years ago) link
i want to go to a school where u get a free trip to NYC for getting the best test score
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:02 (eight years ago) link
it really goes to show how ppl who carry around research papers divided with a surprisingly large number of black binder clips to their first day of class are undervalued in our society but ppl who wear really cool-looking overalls get all the credit. a strong condemnation of our image obsessed, social-media addicted society
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:05 (eight years ago) link
One thing it did accurately depict is that the gay classmate is always the dumbest.
― thread of getting sw0le and lena jokes (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:20 (eight years ago) link
well i mean really what gay careers need advanced mathematics? architecture and maybe high-end identity fraud and thats it
― LEGIT (Lamp), Tuesday, 17 November 2015 18:22 (eight years ago) link
exciting new preview of god's not dead 2:
https://frinkiac.com/meme/S05E19/1271552.jpg?b64lines=IEEgUFJBWUVSISBBIFBSQVlFUiBJTiBBCiBQVUJMSUMgU0NIT09MISBHT0QgSEFTIE5PCiBQTEFDRSBXSVRISU4gVEhFU0UgV0FMTFMsCiBKVVNUIExJS0UgRkFDVFMgSEFWRSBOTwogUExBQ0UgV0lUSElOIE9SR0FOSVpFRAogUkVMSUdJT04h
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 March 2016 15:11 (eight years ago) link
i watched the first one a few days ago. it's quite bad! great ending though. imagine how annoyed you'd be if you were dying in agony and some chirpy asshole started trying to convert you
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 19 March 2016 15:35 (eight years ago) link
♫ god's not dead / he's surely alive ♫
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link
feat. teenage witch and leland BOB palmer
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:29 (eight years ago) link
sry already posted upthread. goddamnit
― am0n, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:30 (eight years ago) link
just realized now that Sorbo's been misspelled in the thread title for a few years now.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:36 (eight years ago) link
maybe the "a" is for atheist?
so this is more a "spiritual sequel" than a literal sequel?
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:44 (eight years ago) link
(in more ways than one, obv)
they had so many strawmen to choose from, I think they probably will do fine
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 21:56 (eight years ago) link
as long as the next one is in 3-D
― wizzz! (amateurist), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:01 (eight years ago) link
God's Not D3A-D
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 30 March 2016 22:10 (eight years ago) link
And the early reviews are in!
http://www.patheos.com/blogs/filmchat/2016/03/review-gods-not-dead-2-dir-harold-cronk-2016.html
Interestingly, the reviewer follows the conceit of the filmmakers, and refers to everyone as "Christians" as opposed to the far more accurate descriptor "white Evangelicals"
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:05 (eight years ago) link
previews for this are abt to either make me pay for ad free hulu or abandon western civilization forever as a lost cause
― art, Thursday, 31 March 2016 15:14 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d91DJm0OnMw
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 31 March 2016 22:39 (eight years ago) link
the original was hilarious, not sure if i have the patience to put up with another
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 31 March 2016 23:17 (eight years ago) link
Now the same company is doing a Columbine story
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4950110/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=bI8LYSAUZCU
Oh it's a Newsboys ref: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Not_Ashamed
http://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/30/korie-and-sadie-robertson-duck-dynasty-join-cast-f/?page=all
― Darkest Cosmologist junk (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 April 2016 21:53 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI8LYSAUZCU
fwiw that isn't the student who was supposedly asked if she believed in god
― remove butt (abanana), Thursday, 14 April 2016 01:50 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhe8KhSxWGo
― jmm, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:15 (seven years ago) link
Robert Forster?!
― Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:22 (seven years ago) link
that mustache is unfortunately evidence for the defense
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:38 (seven years ago) link
gettin some Zodiac vibes from the costuming/art direction
― Οὖτις, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:45 (seven years ago) link
I might be supportive if this film is a 2.5 hour court case where a Federal judge is finally forced to admit "Christ exists" before taking off his glasses and walking out of the courtroom...
...by way of opening a window, and the courtroom is unfortunately on the 70th floor
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link
oh this is about Lee Strobel?
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:49 (seven years ago) link
lol the book this was based on got a rebuttal (not uncommon for non-fiction books of this type but typically it is the the atheist's book that gets 3 or 4 rebuttal books from angry theologians).
https://www.amazon.com/Case-Against-Christ-Testament-Reverend/dp/1578840058
― Neanderthal, Monday, 3 April 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link
it is happening again
hen Sean Hannity isn’t fanning the flames of a uranium conspiracy, he likes to brag about “Let There Be Light,” a new movie he executive-produced, and in which he makes a sizable cameo. “I’d say 98 percent of people who watch it cry,” he told the Washington Times, as if the film’s mission is to harvest our tears. I tried to offer mine, but it wasn’t easy. Though Hannity’s studio is in New York, and though most of “Let There Be Light” is set here, the city is, to him, a liberal Babylon. Until today, when the film arrived at a single theatre in Flushing, it was nowhere in the five boroughs; New Yorkers who wanted to see the light had to go to New Jersey. I drove there one recent night, sat through the movie’s hundred and one minutes, and returned, dry-eyed, into the darkness.“Let There Be Light” is a “faith-based film,” a euphemism that makes it sound as if the director worked under divine guidance, yelling “action” and “cut” as the spirit moved him. In this case, that director is Kevin Sorbo, of “Hercules” fame, and the film he’s made is a cynical, xenophobic morality tale, as bitter as it is saccharine
“Let There Be Light” is a “faith-based film,” a euphemism that makes it sound as if the director worked under divine guidance, yelling “action” and “cut” as the spirit moved him. In this case, that director is Kevin Sorbo, of “Hercules” fame, and the film he’s made is a cynical, xenophobic morality tale, as bitter as it is saccharine
When we first lay eyes on Pastor Vinny, he’s painting a picket fence—you’ll never guess which color. A formerly “mobbed-up” “street guy,” Vinny approaches the mystery of Christ as a homicide detective might: Where’s the body? “I don’t buy into things too easy,” he tells a careworn Sol. “Jesus gets whacked, right? . . . They stick his body in a tomb, they seal it up tighter than a cement drum. What happens next? Bada-bing! The body disappears.” Harkens, a man of the world, knows a good thing when he sees it, so why putter around? After one talk with Vinny, he’s ready for baptism.
“You two are doing ‘Sean Hannity’ tomorrow! Fourteen million listeners. Three million viewers! That’s radio and television, baby . . . you can’t buy that kind of publicity.” Except that Hannity just did, for himself.Soon enough, there he is, his American-flag lapel pin firmly in place, sitting in a conference room that touts Fox News’s “Fair and Balanced” motto, even though the network dropped it in June. “You’re literally going to try and convert kids to Christianity,” Hannity tells the Harkenses. “What about diversity? What right do you have to impose your religious values onto somebody else?”“Well, what right does ISIS have to cut people’s heads off?” Harkens retorts.“That’s a powerful point,” Hannity says.
Soon enough, there he is, his American-flag lapel pin firmly in place, sitting in a conference room that touts Fox News’s “Fair and Balanced” motto, even though the network dropped it in June. “You’re literally going to try and convert kids to Christianity,” Hannity tells the Harkenses. “What about diversity? What right do you have to impose your religious values onto somebody else?”
“Well, what right does ISIS have to cut people’s heads off?” Harkens retorts.
“That’s a powerful point,” Hannity says.
https://www.newyorker.com/culture/culture-desk/sean-hannity-and-kevin-sorbos-let-there-be-light-is-pious-xenophobic-fun-for-the-whole-family
― What's the range of an Iranian frogman dipshit? (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 November 2017 13:25 (six years ago) link
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Mvl0xuT00LE/WckdKzqVJTI/AAAAAAAAHzc/KUklOEXatdsLY7nQw1lBkOawSt7P1LEmQCLcBGAs/s1600/abortinggod.png
― jmm, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:35 (six years ago) link
I love how they decided on "Harkens" as an atheist kind of name.
― jmm, Monday, 6 November 2017 14:49 (six years ago) link
fuckin' lol at that fake book cover
― mh, Monday, 6 November 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link