your mom keeps lifting me higherthan I've ever been lifted before
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 31 July 2015 19:10 (eight years ago) link
baby I need your momgot to have all your mom
please vote
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:53 (eight years ago) link
what will your party do for me
― j., Monday, 3 August 2015 16:55 (eight years ago) link
we will make you a sandwich
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
SOLD
― j., Monday, 3 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
finally the truth will come out
― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:06 (eight years ago) link
the truth is different for every mom
― Aimless, Saturday, 29 August 2015 00:14 (eight years ago) link
i don't care about your mom, only my mom, like it says in the thread title
― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 02:50 (eight years ago) link
solipsism & the problem of other moms
― drash, Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:19 (eight years ago) link
that's not a problem, as long there can be infinite grandmas
― j., Saturday, 29 August 2015 03:27 (eight years ago) link
Kind of disappointed this wasn't a collection of your mama's so fat punchlines
― Darin, Saturday, 29 August 2015 04:26 (eight years ago) link
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Hero_Sandwich.jpg
― Meta Forksclove-Liebeskind (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 August 2015 05:41 (eight years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 30 August 2015 00:01 (eight years ago) link
sauce all over me
― welltris (crüt), Sunday, 30 August 2015 02:52 (eight years ago) link
wikka wikka slimshady
― remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 19 January 2018 00:14 (six years ago) link
....so stank, she got a sourdough yeast infection
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:20 (four years ago) link
why i joined ilx
― i am a horse girl (map), Monday, 18 May 2020 04:59 (four years ago) link
Your mom is like A Take of Two Cities, she was both the best and worst of times
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Friday, 6 October 2023 06:50 (seven months ago) link
A Hot Take of Two Cities
― m0stly clean (Slowsquatch), Friday, 6 October 2023 07:42 (seven months ago) link