I've totally farted on annoying kids before. but subtly, just sos I know about it, and they know about it maybe a little bit later when I'm safely away down the supermarket/bus/street
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:29 (eight years ago) link
one of life's greatest pleasures tbr
― anti-hackers (mattresslessness), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:41 (eight years ago) link
crop dusting kids is really the only way to communicate with them in a language they understand
― all my friends are vampires (art), Sunday, 23 August 2015 23:54 (eight years ago) link
Important legal news.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/08/europe/italy-supreme-court-masturbation/index.html
Italy's highest court has ruled that masturbation in public is not a crime, as long as it is not conducted in the presence of minors
― get outta the way! here comes (onimo), Friday, 9 September 2016 07:11 (seven years ago) link
IIRC the same law was already passed in the Netherlands?
― Tuomas, Friday, 9 September 2016 11:13 (seven years ago) link
It could have made the difference to the Brexit vote!
― Mark G, Friday, 9 September 2016 13:42 (seven years ago) link
Just as a side light to show how the world changes, in most of the world and for most of history, poor families (meaning the vast majority) have lived in houses with one or perhaps two rooms, where everyone ate, slept and lived. That included minors along with adults. In northern Europe it often it included a few farm animals, too. Much sexual intercourse happened in those houses in spite of minors being present.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 9 September 2016 17:58 (seven years ago) link
next level
https://www.romper.com/p/mom-who-breastfed-during-sex-has-a-powerful-response-for-her-critics-70099?utm_medium=owned&utm_campaign=romper&utm_source=facebook
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:23 (six years ago) link
Look, the Babybjorn was securely fastened, he'd just been fed, I really don't see why people are getting so uptight about my infant son's presence at the bestialitorgy.
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:30 (six years ago) link
and yet my wife won't let me eat a pizza during our coitus
DOUBLE STANDARD
― bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
I'm impressed by the implied mastery of physical logistics.
― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link
https://a.dilcdn.com/bl/wp-content/uploads/sites/8/2011/05/iStock_000013788911XSmall1.jpg
― brownie, Friday, 14 July 2017 12:53 (six years ago) link
xpost Not to mention stamina. An entire pizza!
― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link
A new take, found in Elizabeth Von Arnim's The Caravaners
"My hearers will agree with me that such raptures are well enough in a young girl in a white gown, with blue eyes and the washed out virginal appearence one does not dislike at eighteen before Love the Artist has pounced on it and painted it pink, and they will also I think agree that the older and married women must take care to be at all times quiet. Ejaculations of a poetic or ecstatic nature should not, as a rule, pass their lips. They may ejaculate perhaps over a young baby (if it is their own) but that is the one exception; and there is a good reason for this one, the posession of a young baby implying as a general rule a corresponding youth in its mother. I do not think however that it is nice when a woman ejaculates over, say, her tenth young baby."
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
Jesus fuckin christ
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
(yes i know it's the alternate usage of 'ejaculate')
so that's where updike got it
― mookieproof, Thursday, 12 December 2019 17:41 (four years ago) link
updike started this thread??
― sarahell, Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:14 (four years ago) link
Tuom Updike
― master of nuggets (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 December 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
is it bad to masturbate in a room where Nirvana's Nevermind (1991 alternative rock album whose cover shows a naked baby boy, Spencer Elden, swimming underwater with a U.S. dollar bill on a fishhook, in front of him, just out of his reach) is on prominent display?
― in walked airbud (unregistered), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link
i love ilx
― sarahell, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link
Be assured, the baby pictured on the album cannot see you masturbating, for it is only a two dimensional representation and not a real baby.
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link
It could be the Phantom Zone
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:54 (two years ago) link
the revive that needed to happen, kudos
― sleeve, Thursday, 26 August 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link
as soon as I saw the thread pop back up, I knew
― a gentle push against my Wonder Bread face (DJP), Thursday, 26 August 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link