Psychoactive Substances: Rolling UK Politics in The Neo-Con Era

i dunno if they can be desrcribed as 'lurking' per se when there's a well-circulated photo showing him with his arm around a sex worker and cocaine in clear view on the table

would it be possible for Cameron to brazen this out, defuse the issue by being all 'yes, I put my dick in dead pig's mouth - what of it?', or is that just not an option here? maybe Boris could get away with that reaction but not Cameron?

He can do jokey matiness pretty well so I could see him trying to brazen out.

(xp) tbf to George, the sex worker was human and still alive

we need to wait and see what the truelad.com take on this story is I guess

idk if he'll need to brazen it out as i can't see anyone official ever asking him about it directly.

It'll be fun watching him attempt any kind of diplomacy in the Middle East at any rate.

the editorials start rolling in http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/david-cameron/11879177/Is-it-true-that-David-Cameron-had-sex-with-a-pig-It-really-doesnt-matter.html

They'll say it adds to the image of the young Cameron as a man of privileged depravity, a man who lived a life far removed from the rest of the country. For the truly partisan, it becomes a matter of comparison: when Jeremy Corbyn was fighting for justice for the poor, David Cameron and his posh mates were having sex with innocent farm animals. Et cetera.

If that sounds weak and unconvincing it's because it is.

oh. well... okay.

From the right angle (IE the one in Branwell's link above) it's fair game - it's alleged that there's been blackmail material on you for the entirety of your political career - who's the fucking national security risk now?

Particularly since the defence is "Oh it's only the people who already secretly run the country that have it"

that telegraph link is a URL for the ages!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAag-nlCJQ0

brendan o'neill bringing his usual high quality opinions

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2015/09/oh-man-i-hope-its-true-that-cameron-did-that-thing-with-a-pig-hed-be-king-of-the-lads/

Can't believe ilx doesn't have a Fuck The Pigs thread to bump in this hour of need.

Needless to say, Lord Ashcroft’s claim that Cameron once put ‘a private part of his anatomy’ into a dead pig’s mouth — as part of some inebriated initiation ceremony into a posh dining club at Oxford — has caused much pearl-clutching among people who have clearly never been blotto.

i've been drunk and made stupid decisions in the past but i've never felt compelled to stick my dick in any part of any live or dead animal - am i doing something wrong

look we've all been there mate

If this is gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick my dick in the mash potato.

WOTTA LEGERNED

more like brendan o'squeal amirite

"his policies.. not sure.. but i really feel like i could, you know, stick my dick into a pig's head with him"

this is all a lie. he's just pretending he has stuck his dick into a dead pig to curry favour with the common man.

are initiations awesome or what?

One of our sports societies made people kiss a dead conga eel last year.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CPbNW6tWcAAc_Mc.jpg

lol

Oh my.

Yep, the BBC have gone all "subtle"..

Lord Ashcroft 'not settling scores' with David Cameron book

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-34312744

The former Tory donor admitted to having personal "beef" with the prime minister after not being offered a major job in the coalition government.

Not "beef", no..

While this isn't ever going to put me off enjoying a bacon sandwich, I don't think I'm ever going to be able to look at a bottle of HP sauce in the same way again.

Why, has Cameron had his dick in one of those too?

Fucking hell, that Brendan O'Neill column. Twat.

Twat is too kind.

It’s genuinely heartening to know the PM was once young and dumb too.

It is? Why?

like brendan o'neill has ever been one of the lads

You didn't read the bit about Frank Furedi sticking his tagder up an exhaust pipe?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBpQJ98rR4o&feature=youtu.be

http://thequietus.com/articles/18808-anti-tory-satirical-band-cover-pig-gate

Oh God, the world of below-the-line commentators and their "a pig? better than than Diane Abbott lolz amirite?" bantz.

Also the insinuation from a whole load of people that we're all just lucky we haven't been caught shagging dead pigs because who hasn't, right?

https://vine.co/v/eP10eh2XKih

still keeping the Ironic Review flame burning after all these years

in a just world, winning the backing of toby young would cause cameron to resign immediately in shame

Meanwhile, in the world of the Daily Telegraph, David Cameron fucking a pig is a just another opportunity to attack Jeremy Corbyn.

A screenshot shows Jeremy Corbyn's twitter account favourited the offensive tweet

uhh, no, that's not what that screenshot shows at all

Life's too short and already awful to click all these Spectator and Telegraph links.

You guys, you guys:

Gettin' Piggy With It
http://www.youtube.com/embed/FBpQJ98rR4o

Life's too short and already awful to click all these Spectator and Telegraph links.

It's certainly not wise to linger too long in Telegraphland, you end up stumbling across quotes like this one, from Angela Epstein today:

"... ever since Jeremy Corbyn was declared leader of Her Majesty's Opposition, one issue has been dominating otherwise congenial discussion: do Jews in Britain have a future in this country? "

Uhhhhh,

".. for Jews like me, there's a sense of something sinister in the air. I'd even go so far as to say that the atmosphere could be likened to how the Jews of Germany felt in the early 1930s."

i notice that erroneous telegraph twitter piece doesn't have comments

I think it does show that it was on his favourites list for a bit, probably not intentionally? I've been accidentally favouriting random shit I try to scroll past in the Twitter app a lot lately

Point stands that trying to claim this is embarrassing for Corbyn is...a stretch, though

Didn't catch it myself, but just seen on Twitter than Channel 4 news did this: "Channel 4 News just played Supertramp over shots of a fluffy pink pig toy. “Take a look at my girlfriend…”"

Yes, they most certainly did XD XD

https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12003278_10153561899870638_4502956584718583651_n.jpg?oh=d0d7ff21f2c258d43efdb500aba82374&oe=5667FD3E

#baeofpigs made me lol