Star Wars 7 shit talk

I thought the Sarlacc belch was added in a "special edition" later. And Jabba's is at least in character.

I gotta see that despecialized edition

Jedi was cool w the forest, and yeah Jabba's stuff was cool.

But Darth Vader should've been James Earl Jones, or a crazy half robot half person, not just some pasty little guy in the suit.

Liked the Ewoks as a kid though, the Ewok movies got a lot of replay. A large part of what makes them tolerable is not speaking English.

Salacious Crumb > Jar Jar by miles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J5EqFXErE

What kind of music do you call that?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Jizz

I haven't watched any of these films in about 15 years, but that blue elephant thing from Return of the Jedi is still my favourite character from Star Wars (I'm sure it has a name, but I prefer to think of it as 'that blue elephant thing')

YES! Max Rebo Band for life

"the shape of jizz to come"
About 502 results (0.42 seconds)

"snuff jizz"
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http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Palpatones

The Palpatones were a band formed from three former members of the Max Rebo Band, which split shortly after death of Jabba the Hutt, with whom they had been in an exclusive contract. Their name was a portmanteau on Palpatine and the word "tone".

Ah, along the line of the Hitlersonics.

How Lucas really ruined both musical sequences in ROTJ is beyond criminal.

^^^ might be exaggerating but original music million times better than his "redos".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiDRgDmXGi4

It's like holy shit wtf was he thinking? Is he not aware he is destroying the good things he did?

Disney is not against the comedic musical number.

want

https://mightyjabba.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/vintage_rebo_band_box1.jpg

It gets better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrOSuY12Rrs

Xp: I had that! Still have the keyboard somewhere.

burp at 1:36

the special edition burp at 5:42

the biggest issue I have is why does the sarlaac need a fucking piranha plant sitting in his mouth?

Just be glad he stopped revising them before it said "FEED ME, BOBA!"

http://i.imgur.com/o1hBCc9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/kaqaApg.jpg
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http://i.imgur.com/8dzl35l.jpg
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http://imgur.com/gallery/3IQQo

evidence of my Chewbacca/Leia child theory imo

The first Star Wars films I saw were the re-releases in 97. I think overall they are better than the original versions, including the ROTJ songs, from what I've seen on youtube.

^^^ result of over a decade of ilx challop research

Is that bit where Jabba/Han reprise the previous scene's Greedo/Han dialogue still in the redone version of Star Wars? Bc that ws The Worst, makes Jar Jar look like brilliance

the crimes of george lucas ('90s on)

I watched the despecialized version of IV last night, it was p great, looks pristine

ROTJ had the best space battles

The only alteration I'll defend is the Palpatine-Vader chat in ESB.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaBlw1gNWdg

Chimp-eyed woman totally creepier. The old dialogue is also more vague, and therefore more interesting.

More obvious Vader and Palps are bullshitting each other in second version.

the master/apprentice relationship with the sith is such a web of lies

So I downloaded ROTJ blu-ray (15 gb) and the despecialized version (15 gb). I have them running side-by-side.

The color difference is remarkable. The official version has so much magenta where red should be and bluish-white where white should be. Human skin looks like everyone took a bath in hot water.

Ultimately it comes down to people's saturation preferences but tv's do that on their own nowadays. You can switch tv display to movie, livid, sports, etc.
That's why vanilla might be the way to go.

honestly it all depends on the scene. some scenes look better specialized and some despecialized

Okay, this is the 4th post in a row but the despecialized version looks way better than the official blu-ray in most cases.

COOL FIND BROS. Can you tell I'm excited?

https://medium.com/@robconery/luke-skywalker-sith-lord-f8a11072f246#.1nv6djy24

I could sorta see this. The type of twist that JJ Abrams could get into...

In that scene, Palpatine played on the sympathies of Anakin to cut Windu’s hands off so he could toss Windu out the window.

In this scene, Luke plays his dad in the exact same way to toss the emperor into the abyss. Ahh symbolism.

Screaming in pain and begging for help while being tortured = "playing" his dad?

i would be okay with evil luke, especially if hammill does the joker voice

I got the despecialized version last night as well. Watched "Star Wars". Wow - looks amaaaazing.

I do like the idea of Luke being a fallen Jedi, but to claim that he ends ROTJ having given in to the dark side is a stretch. It doesn't make sense for the movie to end with a big celebration if Luke has turned to the dark side. A level of irony would have to be operating that never otherwise occurs in Star Wars.

I also don't see that there are any serious problems with the obvious interpretation, that he's succeeded at the last moment in stepping back from temptation. If the temptation continued to haunt him and he eventually succumbed, that would be a nice twist.

Force Awakens opens with Luke blowing up Endor

*horn fanfare*
*text scrolls*
EPISODE VII: THE FORCE AWAKENS

So Luke blew up the Ewoks and he's a fucking Sith Lord now, can ya fuckin believe it???

also Han Solo is black now

The RedLetterMedia guys put out a commentary track for Jedi and I never noticed Carrie Fisher's cocaine fingernail before:

http://io9.com/5947334/and-now-princess-leias-coke-nail-from-return-of-the-jedi

imo the "I will finish what you started" line from the trailer most likely refers to Vader's day job of killing the rest of the jedi

small chance that the task at hand is "finish turning Luke to the dark side"