British people in hot weather

we should not refer to the Centigrade scale as Celsius. Celsius did devise a scale with one hundred units txixt the melting point of ice and the boiling point of water, but on his scale, 100 was the melting point of ice and 0 was the boiling point of water! Another Swede, Linnaeus, better known as the devisor of biological binominal taxonomy, devised the scale with 0 as the colder temperature, so we should we really refer to the Linnaeus scale and °L.

'I wish it would rain'

'I'M BOILING'

yes it's called summer ya ding dong

I'm going to have to go home and water the plants

Euphemisms ahoy.

i really hate the meme of "london is hotter than rio, miami, kingston on-thames is hotter than kingston jamaica!!" - it's not a fucking competition

yes it is

I'm pretty sure it's hotter than Lerwick today, unsure about Rio, Miami et al.

"hey look we're more affected by global warming than you" [cut scene to Kiribati underwater]