I will keep doing, but not worth it! The 2016 Presidential Primary Voting Thread

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lololol

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:34 (eight years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAA

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

omg this is hilarious

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

Sad, but strangely compelling.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:35 (eight years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

Strangely sad, but hilarious.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:36 (eight years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, the end of the GOP

*takes a drink*

(get those 37 states away from them)

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link

I finally turned this on because it sounded like it was getting awesome and it's just people exchanging boring falsehoods about Apple

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:40 (eight years ago) link

This is the thanks we get for Justin Bieber?

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

We gotta pay for a wall now?

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:41 (eight years ago) link

I'm not paying for any fucking wall.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:42 (eight years ago) link

I mean, I'll chip in a few dollars, but that's it.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

How is Rubio not saying "Puerto Rico is just going to go bankrupt again and again, like Donald Trump"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:43 (eight years ago) link

if you build it, they will come

https://bandcamp.com/tag/harsh-noise-wall

Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:44 (eight years ago) link

I was against the wall before, but now that canada is paying for it it seems more appealing

iatee, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:45 (eight years ago) link

I wonder how much the gov could raise for the wall via Kickstarter

calstars, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link

crackstarter

kevin smith what a bro (Myonga Vön Bontee), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:47 (eight years ago) link

DNC should just make a commercial showing that insane 2-3 minute melee between Trump/ Cruz/ Rubio right before Basch moved on to Apple.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 03:51 (eight years ago) link

Let us all join hands with Ben carson

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

I hope through an series of unlikely mishaps, Ben Carson ends up becoming president.

larry appleton, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:52 (eight years ago) link

the best part was when the 3 of them were talking at once for way too long

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 03:56 (eight years ago) link

trump is speculating about rubio's sweating disorder in an interview right now

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 03:58 (eight years ago) link

meanwhile, at the wash press corps foundation dinner, lindsey graham:

"My party has gone batshit crazy."
"If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, no one would convict you."

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:02 (eight years ago) link

whoa, really?

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

god i think i hate hearing Rubio speak as much as Cruz.

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:05 (eight years ago) link

*as I hate hearing Cruz

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:06 (eight years ago) link

yeah those are real quotes, a bunch of journalists tweeted them

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:08 (eight years ago) link

they both sound like they should have shows on AFR

rmde bob (will), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:09 (eight years ago) link

xps Ladies and germs, the ever-quotable Lindsey Graham.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:11 (eight years ago) link

I Googled "Donald Trump Polish workers," just like I was told to.

http://www.nytimes.com/1998/06/14/nyregion/after-15-years-in-court-workers-lawsuit-against-trump-faces-yet-another-delay.html?pagewanted=all

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:12 (eight years ago) link

this was good wld stream again gotta get kasish and carson off the stage if theyre not gonna say mean things abt trump tho

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:17 (eight years ago) link

rubio literally said trump wld be a street vendor w/o his inheritance lmao

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:18 (eight years ago) link

they shdve done this months ago tho

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:19 (eight years ago) link

didnt see the whole thing but calling trump a reality tv star over and over seems like it cld be fub

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

fun

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:20 (eight years ago) link

Finally we find that 38% of Florida voters think it's possible that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer. 10% say he for sure is, and another 28% say that they are just not sure. Cruz is exonerated from being a toddler serial killer by 62% of the Sunshine State populace.

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/02/trump-leads-rubio-even-head-to-head-in-florida.html

arts and crafts THIS GUY (daria-g), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:22 (eight years ago) link

For some reason I suspect just about every campaign before the advent of television, let alone radio, was like this mess.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

presidential candidates didnt even used campaign or debate

lag∞n, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:29 (eight years ago) link

rubio literally said trump wld be a street vendor w/o his inheritance

That kind of slipped by--hilarious. Rubio's now selling joke watches on his site:

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/rubio-campaign-sells-trump-watches-after-debate-crack/article/2584287?custom_click=rss

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:31 (eight years ago) link

(I.e., not actual watches.)

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link

he should have planned for this crack, got some watches ready

Treeship, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:35 (eight years ago) link

that crack was really snobby and shitty though. there's nothing wrong with being a street vendor in manhattan.

Treeship, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:36 (eight years ago) link

thank u hurting for alerting me to bernie's pro GMO Labeling stance

Mordy, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:38 (eight years ago) link

lol yeah, that irritated me a little

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:38 (eight years ago) link

The thing about Rubio's watch vendor line is it rang true. Also you guys are missing some of the point if you think he was just saying "street vendor."

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:39 (eight years ago) link

thank u hurting for alerting me to bernie's pro GMO Labeling stance

― Mordy, Thursday, February 25, 2016 11:38 PM (2 minutes ago)

it's very popular in VT

k3vin k., Friday, 26 February 2016 04:41 (eight years ago) link

https://imgflip.com/i/zuose

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link

Is street vendor some kind of code? I thought it just meant huckster.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 04:49 (eight years ago) link

that crack was really snobby and shitty though. there's nothing wrong with being a street vendor in manhattan.

― Treeship, Thursday, February 25, 2016 11:36 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I was referring to this. "Street vendor" doesn't mean huckster necessarily but "watch salesman" def does.

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Friday, 26 February 2016 05:09 (eight years ago) link

Worst answer of the night might have been Trump's resurrection of the waste-fraud-and-abuse magic bullet. As the moderator pointed out, that's generally deemed to be about 0.1% of the budget or something.

clemenza, Friday, 26 February 2016 05:23 (eight years ago) link


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