― Justyn Dillingham, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Billy Dods, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
My wife went to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
Nobody's Fault But Mine.
― PJ Miller, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― michael, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
[not a sensible answer, but still worth a re-post here i feel]
― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
At about ten in the morning. His appointment was for 9:45 but the dentist was delayed.
― Pete, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Emma, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Who's there?
A man with no arms!
What are you knocking with then?
Wouldn't you like to know!
― jel --, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes?
Unfortunate.
Jakarta?
Yes, she's having a wonderful time, I got a postcard this morning, look at the interesting stamp.
Al Jazeera?
No, I'm deaf.
Hmm, I think I should refer you to a psychologist.
I'm a newsagent not a doctor!
Steve
In serious danger of drowning. Someone should call the lifeguard immediately. or Steve.
― Ellie, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Because he's a destructive little sod, that's why. Now, in my day kids were well-behaved, spoke only when they were spoken to, etc. etc.
― Jeff W, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― lawrence kansas, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Nathan Barley, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Oh Christ that's disgusting, look at the gaping mess where your dog's face used to be. Anyone with half an ounce of sense would run like the wind from that blood-faced freak. God that's horrible.
― Matt, Wednesday, 12 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Colin Meeder, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Jeff W, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― jel --, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
This is due to a rare solar phenomenom, whereby at sunset on a partly clouldy day a beach will take on a rosey glow, leading to tales of a beach blushing.
who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amos your boyfriend you idiot, let me in, i've forgotten my keys!
― katie, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― MarkH, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
I'm assuming you have bought along a large supply of food - otherwise sustinence is often hard to come by in the infertile sandy terrain.
― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
btw this thread is BEST THREAD EVER!
― queenoftheharpies, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Claire
knock knockwho's there?irish stewirish stew who?thats my full name. i have wierd parents.
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
well, dead quite probably or at the very least severely brain-damaged!
A: Because they match the rest of the outfit.
Q: Is your refrigerator running?
A: No, the power went out this morning.
Q: What time is it when your clock strikes thirteen?
A: Thirteen o'clock obviously, dumbass.
Man, this thread could go on for years.
― Justyn Dillingham, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link