Is this the worst (britishes) summer ever?

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The hopeful optimism:

think london weather meant to improve middle of next week.

most forecasts do show things improving next week.

The reality:

Torrential rain brings widespread flooding in south-east England. Fire brigades inundated with emergency calls and London expected to register a month’s rainfall in a matter of hours.

Luna Schlosser, Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:30 (seven years ago) link

VOTE LEAVE

imago, Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:36 (seven years ago) link

Local weather gods under tory control or something?
Make everybody voting feel misanthropic or basically anti-world solipsistic so thex do vote Leave or something even more vehement.
Whereas obviously if the sun was shining everybody'd feel so much more positive and world embracing including their European brethren and sestren. So vote the intelligent way. Innit?

Stevolende, Thursday, 23 June 2016 08:09 (seven years ago) link

Is LJ a Brexiteer?

the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 23 June 2016 09:44 (seven years ago) link

30 degrees in Paris today, vote remain to ease my periodic summer escapes to miserably pissy rain

droit au butt (Euler), Thursday, 23 June 2016 09:48 (seven years ago) link

Ugh, shaken from deep sleep at 2am by world's loudest thunderclap.

jedi slimane (suzy), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:05 (seven years ago) link

that was some loud-ass thunder

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:08 (seven years ago) link

yes siree

So you are a hippocrite, face it! (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:08 (seven years ago) link

i couldnt sleep until about 230am.

had just been watching the channel 4 show on the referendum, and then the thunder and lightning started. perfectly foreboding weather for the vote today i thought.

StillAdvance, Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:09 (seven years ago) link

Slightly disappointed that unless I've slept thru them (diazepam) we haven't had any proper good thunderstorms, just some impressively torrential rain and horribly muggy conditions

oh, amazonaws (wins), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:10 (seven years ago) link

the clammy air makes me feel like i've got an illness of some kind.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link

I'm in WC1 so it's easy to think a noise like that is something important getting blown up. Took ages for me and weather to settle down.

jedi slimane (suzy), Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:11 (seven years ago) link

i'm in se7, could have been the co-op i guess

imago, Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:14 (seven years ago) link

transport - trains AND buses - were typically late/congested today. can our transport system handle any remotely difficult weather conditions?

StillAdvance, Thursday, 23 June 2016 10:21 (seven years ago) link

So hot in Fife. At least for my pale, ginger, celtic tastes. Sat outside to read for less than an hour and I got a little burned.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link

I wish this rain would just fuck off

remain in the privacy of the booth (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:47 (seven years ago) link

yes?

Fizzles, Friday, 24 June 2016 05:28 (seven years ago) link

worst summer in every way

Luna Schlosser, Friday, 24 June 2016 07:34 (seven years ago) link

Got to agree.

Chewshabadoo, Friday, 24 June 2016 07:35 (seven years ago) link

I got my first real Brexit
Bought it at the five-and-dime
Voted 'til my fingers bled
Was the summer of '16 *whine*

http://www.jhbooks.com/pictures/137370.jpg (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 June 2016 07:37 (seven years ago) link

thunder and lightning proves the gods knew what was coming.

StillAdvance, Friday, 24 June 2016 10:10 (seven years ago) link

nicer today though. let's enjoy the next few hours.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 4 July 2016 10:01 (seven years ago) link

Yesterday in London (Holland Park) was my ideal: 19 degrees with a nice breeze, and slightly cloudy so you're not getting uncomfortably burnt sitting outside in direct sunlight.

Half-baked profundities. Self-referential smirkiness (Bob Six), Monday, 4 July 2016 10:33 (seven years ago) link

this weather makes me think i need one of those jackets i had as a kid, where you could unbutton/unzip the sleeves.

StillAdvance, Monday, 4 July 2016 10:35 (seven years ago) link

Yesterday seemed like the first day of a nice summer, but it's back to rain today. Maybe brighter later?

Stevolende, Monday, 4 July 2016 10:43 (seven years ago) link

Bucketing down.

They could have been Stackridge. (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 July 2016 14:02 (seven years ago) link

Pissing down and freezing

remain in the privacy of the booth (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Wednesday, 13 July 2016 12:39 (seven years ago) link

it was *unbelievably* rainy these last few days for July. this year's weather has really matched the general mood and the generally dreadful news.

piscesx, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:07 (seven years ago) link

Yeah we'll get a late summer when Jeremy gets into #10 innit? Novemberish is a very late summer.

Somebody was trying to break down months into seasons the other day and I don't know how it fits. Assuming that it is roughly equal division of 4.

Does summer or spring get marked by the appearance of May, as in Hawthorne as far as I understand it. i.e. ne'er cast a clout til may is about is actually about another name for the plant hawthorne not the month. Or so I heard.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 13:23 (seven years ago) link

I wish it were even but in reality winter lasts about 5 months and autumn often seens to be over in a fortnight

ogmor, Wednesday, 13 July 2016 14:13 (seven years ago) link

TOO FUCKIN HOT ;)

Chewshabadoo, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 10:16 (seven years ago) link

yeah wtf is this

ǂbait (seandalai), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link

If you can't stand it this hot, say "I CAN'T STAND IT THIS HOT!!! (this will be a short thread,timewise, no doubt); but this office is pretty cool so..

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 10:26 (seven years ago) link

TOO FUCKIN HOT ;)

^^^

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:00 (seven years ago) link

I suppose this is the time when living in a damp basement flat turns out to be a good thing, I'm fine down here at the moment it's not hot at all :)

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link

i need to get some hot weather underwear tips, my gusset's so swampy you could grow cress in it.

― feargal czukay (NickB), Wednesday, July 1, 2015 9:50 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

new answers plz

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:09 (seven years ago) link

moving offices around today, i r melting

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:11 (seven years ago) link

I'm regretting not getting a thobe when i had the chance.

I seem to have developed a surprising tolerance outdoors for 35 degree weather in the Gulf but British trains are unbearable and i can only imagine what the Tube is like.

On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:16 (seven years ago) link

Took refuge in a pub (well, to be honest I would have come here anyway) and now some bagpipe student is attempting to busk in the street. I like bagpipes as much as anyone, but Scotland the brave played badly for hours is infuriating.

two crickets sassing each other (dowd), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:23 (seven years ago) link

I've been looking after a whippet today and he's not happy about the heat. He is intermittently happy to receive an ice cube every hour, and I'm on the iced coffee.

a nice cup of tea and a sit-in (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:32 (seven years ago) link

My labrador struggles in this heat, he has only had a short walk today and the poor old bugger is absolutely knackered.

calzino, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:37 (seven years ago) link

we've got a lurcher who is basically a supersized whippet and she is just flat-out zonked all day long when it gets like this. it is basically only stupid humans who persist with doing stuff in this heat.

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

the weather here is literally perfect and I love it

ogmor, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:54 (seven years ago) link

most of us aren't so much stupid as compelled

PLPeni (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 11:55 (seven years ago) link

Please post a whippetlurcher pic, I miss Kenny.

a nice cup of tea and a sit-in (suzy), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:04 (seven years ago) link

oh i don't think i have one on my phone at the mo, will see what i can do though

frank field of the nephilim (NickB), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link

we've got a lurcher who is basically a supersized whippet and she is just flat-out zonked all day long when it gets like this. it is basically only stupid humans who persist with doing stuff in this heat.

Mad dogs and Englishmen. Be glad that your dog is sane.

24 Hour Sex Ban Man (Tom D.), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:30 (seven years ago) link

it is so beautiful out there - baking lizard heat.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 12:40 (seven years ago) link

How many of you just did a 7-mile walk around the Herefordshire countryside though

imago, Tuesday, 19 July 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link


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