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http://i.briefreport.co.uk/upload/news/large/14/09/2002422271.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

I just picture them all crouching in the street, looking up at the press, and going, "You see? You see this shit RIGHT HERE?"

pplains, Wednesday, 4 January 2017 03:11 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.eastgrinstead.gov.uk/i/uploads/2014/05/biographies-of-new-town-mayor-nick-hodges-and-his-deputy-dick-sweatman-3.jpeg

Nick with his deputy for the coming year, Dick Sweatman

NickB, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:21 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsFDz61XYAQ2z9I.jpg

calzino, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:35 (seven years ago) link

dick... sweatman?

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

wasn't expecting Batley festival to have such a strong Leigh Bowery influence

soref, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link

ha that picture made me homesick

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:17 (seven years ago) link

it's somehow very glasgow-specific innit

i don't watch lamestream porn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:36 (seven years ago) link

yes, even if i didn't know the particular part of glasgow it is (it's sandyhills) i would know it was glasgow

Islamic State of Mind (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 18 January 2017 21:38 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/YWyap0m.jpg

When will the horror end.

pplains, Wednesday, 18 January 2017 22:34 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

lad in the wolf outfit looks cold

Django Chutney (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 2 April 2017 06:55 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Congratulations to Cllr Chris Wells and UKIP Thanet. Great example of the hard work UKIP Cllrs do for their communities. pic.twitter.com/TvwDq21o6d

— UKIP (@UKIP) May 4, 2017

soref, Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link

immaculate

gnaw on my meat oreo (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:11 (seven years ago) link

http://potholeposers.tumblr.com/

a timeless idea is a timeless idea, obv

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 08:50 (seven years ago) link

possible Satanist y/n?

not even a shadow of a doubt

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 08:50 (seven years ago) link

http://www.churchofsatan.com/images/mendes-baphomet-banner.jpg

the road to hell is covered in bloody potholes

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:03 (seven years ago) link

took me a minute to notice the peen there

obv it should be pointing at a pothole

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:11 (seven years ago) link

Oh shit I missed that! It's errr... not particularly impressive for such an ungodly beast?

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:16 (seven years ago) link

ikr?

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:17 (seven years ago) link

It'll not have the Christians quaking in their boots, it'll have them pointing and laughing at his lack of underpants

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:19 (seven years ago) link

6.66, the member of the beast

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 09:33 (seven years ago) link

dong is oddly on-topic for this thread given that a popular way to get the council to fill in potholes is apparently to spraypaint a dick around it so they feel obligated to cover it up

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 10:35 (seven years ago) link

first picture of a local councillor pointing at a spray-painted shlong wins a prize

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 10:36 (seven years ago) link

bonus point for the headline but c'mon we need a dude in a cheap suit pointing

The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 May 2017 10:42 (seven years ago) link

look i'm trying here but i suspect even the thirstiest councillor is going to think twice about squatting next to grafitti genitals

PRESIDENT STEAMPUNK J. BRAINSTEM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 10:44 (seven years ago) link

Look at his face, just look at his face...

http://www.gazette-news.co.uk/resources/images/1258017.jpg

Excellent work with the hands too.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Friday, 12 May 2017 12:10 (seven years ago) link

found a picture of a local councillor stood next to some graffiti and a couple of dicks, does this count?

http://indianaomi.weebly.com/uploads/2/4/5/2/24529488/207002752.jpg

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 13:01 (seven years ago) link

https://preview.ibb.co/mNeJQk/graff.jpg

del esdichado (NickB), Friday, 12 May 2017 13:05 (seven years ago) link

all this talk of roadworks has reminded me that a couple of years ago, esteemed glasgow-based organ the evening times started a long-running campaign to name and shame potholes in and around the city, leading to endless stories featuring images like this, often as page leads:

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/resources/images/3859213.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/resources/images/3848416.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FGhipZH7DII/TEXpSP4rtmI/AAAAAAAAFUk/euJq2mBjEeY/s1600/0.jpg

great days to be an evening times reader

baby boomer death wave (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 May 2017 13:09 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.jonashworth.org/litebox/photo117.jpg

Barry is his name and the boy's comin' straight outta Compton

more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 June 2017 08:38 (six years ago) link


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