Local councillors

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When will the horror end.

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local councillors + local sports team mascots are always a good combination

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lad in the wolf outfit looks cold

Congratulations to Cllr Chris Wells and UKIP Thanet. Great example of the hard work UKIP Cllrs do for their communities. pic.twitter.com/TvwDq21o6d

— UKIP (@UKIP) May 4, 2017

immaculate

http://northglennews.co.za/wp-content/uploads/sites/51/2016/06/25shpothole-Large.jpg

possible Satanist y/n?

https://www2.north-norfolk.gov.uk/apps/councillors/councillors_councillordetails.asp?ID=105

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2 and a half inches

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DUDE YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO POINT

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LIKE THIS, RIGHT?

http://potholeposers.tumblr.com/

a timeless idea is a timeless idea, obv

possible Satanist y/n?

not even a shadow of a doubt

disappointingly small picture but tremendous form

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the road to hell is covered in bloody potholes

took me a minute to notice the peen there

obv it should be pointing at a pothole

Oh shit I missed that! It's errr... not particularly impressive for such an ungodly beast?

ikr?

It'll not have the Christians quaking in their boots, it'll have them pointing and laughing at his lack of underpants

6.66, the member of the beast

dong is oddly on-topic for this thread given that a popular way to get the council to fill in potholes is apparently to spraypaint a dick around it so they feel obligated to cover it up

first picture of a local councillor pointing at a spray-painted shlong wins a prize

best i can do

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/cock2.jpg

bonus point for the headline but c'mon we need a dude in a cheap suit pointing

look i'm trying here but i suspect even the thirstiest councillor is going to think twice about squatting next to grafitti genitals

Look at his face, just look at his face...

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Excellent work with the hands too.

found a picture of a local councillor stood next to some graffiti and a couple of dicks, does this count?

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all this talk of roadworks has reminded me that a couple of years ago, esteemed glasgow-based organ the evening times started a long-running campaign to name and shame potholes in and around the city, leading to endless stories featuring images like this, often as page leads:

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great days to be an evening times reader

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i see a darkness

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Barry is his name and the boy's comin' straight outta Compton

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If you think you can out-rhyme me, yeah boy I bet
Cause I ain't met a motherfucker who can do that yet

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coun Martyn Bolt showing his look of nimby disapproval to motherfucking housing developer perpetrators.

there's a lad who's been in a couple of gritty Play for Todays

I suppose a big part of being a local councillor is maintaining your serious/reproachful look, can't have a "Local A+E to be closed" headline and then a pic of councillor doing Roger Moore raised eyebrow spoof!

Tory councillors maybe do a thumbs-up cheesy grin tho

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(From upthread) This is surely not a local councillor but in fact Saturday Kitchen heartthrob (and favourite of my mother - supplanting John Nettles in her affections), James Martin?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_FGhipZH7DII/TEXpSP4rtmI/AAAAAAAAFUk/euJq2mBjEeY/s1600/0.jpg

Why he is squatting by a pothole in Glasgow with a rolled up Evening Times in his hand, I have no idea.

sourcing fresh local shellfish

If it isn't then that local councillor looks even more like James Martin than dog latin looks like Jamie Oliver.

his look of nimby disapproval

Even if it wasn't an acronym, nimby would still be the perfect adjective for that fella.

Tom D, my mother is also a fan of James Martin.

my ex loves him madly

I replaced the characters in Guess Who? with 24 Norfolk County Council Conservative councillors pic.twitter.com/LcrWbvf6nf

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 4, 2017

"Are they a bastard?" *flicks down all 24 cards*

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Ha-cha-cha-chaaaa

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scandalous over-staffing at Watford council