OPO, so what was the worst film you ever saw?

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boondock saints

clouds, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:41 (seven years ago) link

Burt Reynolds ...
'Wacky' Jacky Jackson

calzino, Tuesday, 14 March 2017 11:48 (seven years ago) link

oh, Thinner as well

― waht, I am true black metal worrior (Neanderthal), Monday, March 13, 2017 9:36 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ah ha ha. Emulating that lead actor's weird mugging throughout the movie is one of my imitations that's guaranteed to get a laugh out of my sister (alongside Judge Reinhold's expressions of childlike whimsical wonder in Vice Versa, the weird kid who played Omri in Indian in the Cupboard, and the doubly weird kid who played the younger brother in Teen Witch).

Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 12:14 (seven years ago) link

Was that dude ever in anything else? He is fascinatingly bad. They might as well have just cast Stephen King.

samovars are trying to steep (wins), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:15 (seven years ago) link

boondock saints is genuinely a profoundly awful movie on every level but without it we wouldn't have the accompanying documentary overnight which goes a long way to redeeming it. troy duffy is way more entertaining in front of the camera

Clerks two, right, is better than clerks

being punched in the neck, right, is better than being punched in the kidney

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:20 (seven years ago) link

i watched death wish 3 for the first time recently and i was taken aback by how batshit and poisonous its portrayal of inner-city life was

michael winner in 'being a right-wing shithead' shocker i know, but it ended up bothering me for days afterwards, possibly because it made me wonder exactly how much of donald trump's thinking about crime is shaped by similarly deranged 80s action movies

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:31 (seven years ago) link

The Purge was great, wtf

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:49 (seven years ago) link

Was that dude ever in anything else?

He co-starred in Hal Hartley's No Such Thing!

Lauren Schumer Donor (Phil D.), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

worst movie i ever saw was "Get Hard" which played at the drive-in just before "Fury Road". the last thing a world needs is a movie sympathizing with rich criminals that are so afraid of going to prison they become a racist stereotype and then at the end of the day they don't have to go to prison bc lol of course not they are rich.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 14:29 (seven years ago) link

which brings me to the cat in the hat.

oof, the heavy artillery

― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, March 13, 2017 8:06 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"Cat in the Hat" is not a film, it is a heroin withdrawl nightmare of the genie from Aladdin.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link

I'm blaming this thread for my dream last night in which I was asked to name Englands worst ever striker

PressAnarchyToContinue (Ste), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link

bomber harris iirc

not even my mate ross king sniffed out this hot gossip (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 15:14 (seven years ago) link

Scargill

brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 March 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link


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