Ik why. He's a man that bakes cakes.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 18:42 (seven years ago) link
he gay lol
― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 18:48 (seven years ago) link
good thing he didn't let his committed christianity get in the way of extra-maritally pumping his co-host on some american baking show or we'd have no surefire way of assessing his sexuality
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link
the first time i saw paul hollywood i knew he was a hairy handed horn dog of the hetero variety
― -_- (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
"I'm a Believer", claims Randy Scouse Git.
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:13 (seven years ago) link
He's the OTHER bad Bootle meff.
― syzygy stardust (suzy), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
'you'll never sleep alone' promises flour-handed lover from liverpool
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
why is this picture making me giggle:
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/9a/39/65/9a3965e746697c27690929da55607a01.jpg
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
It's British Cake, the UK reboot of American Pie.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
He is soooooooo provincial.
― syzygy stardust (suzy), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
paul hollywood, taker of cherries
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
Pass the brain-bleach!
― syzygy stardust (suzy), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
paul hollywood, giver of nightmares
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
When Scottish Norman referred to Paul as "Mr. Hollywood," I thought he was remarking on Paul's fake tan and the likelihood of selling out, not that his actual last name was Hollywood.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:28 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, yr gaydar must be in need of serious tweaking if you had any doubts about the Wolf of Wallasey.
― Bill Teeters (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 19:44 (seven years ago) link
xpost yeah I thought it was some show-offy stage name from the get go, I ended up looking him up online to find out if that was REALLY his actual name
Growing up with a name like that, no wonder he's kind of a wanker imo
I mean there's worse names but still, it's so dumb
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:49 (seven years ago) link
However he has now poisoned any household discussion of bread in our house
We bought a loaf of crappy french bread from the supermarket and Mr Veg inspected a slice, pointed at a big airbubble and said 'it's overwehhhked'
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:50 (seven years ago) link
and he doesn't even sit down and watch the show - he's just picked that up from wandering in and out while I'm bingewatching
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:51 (seven years ago) link
as long as he doesn't start overgelling his hair and tucking shirts into dad jeans you should be okay
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 20:54 (seven years ago) link
._.
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 21:08 (seven years ago) link
http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/Paul-Hollywood-British-Baking.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:03 (seven years ago) link
The internet is just too small to contain every awkward Paul Hollywood photo, but this might be my favourite
http://images.mcn.bauercdn.com/pagefiles/532919/hollywoodh21215.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:05 (seven years ago) link
http://media.ticketmaster.co.uk/tm/en-gb/dbimages/43212a.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:12 (seven years ago) link
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Paul+Hollywood+Celebrity+Social+Networking+aElLg6Sj0aEl.jpg
just everything that he does with his hands and upper body is like a weirdly posed mannequin
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:13 (seven years ago) link
like what are you doing STOP IT IT'S WEIRD
https://www.driving.co.uk/s3/st-driving-prod/uploads/2015/06/Paul-Hollywood.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:14 (seven years ago) link
wait
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:15 (seven years ago) link
guys
are you ready
MY NAME IS PAUL HOLLYWOOD AND i'M HERE TO SAY
http://keyassets-p2.timeincuk.net/wp/prod/wp-content/uploads/sites/30/2015/10/paul-hollywood.jpg
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:16 (seven years ago) link
amazing
It's like when you look at someone's dating profile and you think "of all the profile photos he could have chosen.... THIS ONE?"
also
http://images.radiotimes.com/uploads/images/original/26994.jpg
― Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:20 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/6e/d2/4f/6ed24f835fa75405102fbd6321b05e9e.jpg
― ailsa, Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:21 (seven years ago) link
hahaha xpost
oh god
facepalm
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 4 April 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link
Thanks everyone, the show is ruined for me now.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:54 (seven years ago) link
And you couldn't have waited until I watched the Nadiya finale?
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 04:55 (seven years ago) link
Nadiya finale makes everything ok, even weird Paul & his awkward-dad mannequin ways
I promise
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 05:09 (seven years ago) link
sk8r boi paul hollywood is cracking me up, thx veg
― stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 06:51 (seven years ago) link
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, April 4, 2017 8:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
#truthlols
― the world's little sunbeam (in orbit), Wednesday, 5 April 2017 12:58 (seven years ago) link
i don't get macaroons. why?
― horseshoe, Friday, 7 April 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link
i agree! especially as an *added* decoration. Like flora putting them on her tart - idgi
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 April 2017 03:24 (seven years ago) link
Omg where did these tears come from?? ^____TT
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Saturday, 8 April 2017 04:42 (seven years ago) link
😭😭😭😭
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 April 2017 04:45 (seven years ago) link
Tamal overall my favorite, he's so lovely and charming, but wow Nadiya's arc is some inspirational stuff.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Saturday, 8 April 2017 04:46 (seven years ago) link
Yeah she's so uplifing
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 8 April 2017 04:47 (seven years ago) link
Oh and sounds you brought it up before I began the season, I was on the look out for any Orientalizing of Tamal and Nadiya with regards to "flavor." She did bring in South Asian spices on a few occasions, but he largely stuck with ingredients and/or spices that I reckon would be familiar or traditional to western European baking. Dates, figs, cardamom, star anise (bleh) were probably the most exotic things he used.
I also remember the judges calling Ian the season's king of flavor.
That said, there's definitely something quietly uncomfortable about using flavor to signal otherness, especially with the bakers of Asian descent.
― ...and DON'T *bleeep* IT UP! (Leee), Saturday, 8 April 2017 05:00 (seven years ago) link
I love Mary Berry. There was a programme on TV about her life and she's so adorable. There was a bit where she talked about the death of her son though, which was just devastating. It made me love he even more. It's Called The Mary Berry Story. You may be able to find a torrent of it. If you can't then try tvchaos and if that isn't open for sign up then give me a shout as I have invites (it's for uk to torrents).
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Friday, 14 April 2017 23:24 (seven years ago) link
U.K. Tv torrents rather.
― Heavy Doors (jed_), Friday, 14 April 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link
ooh I'll look for it. I'd love to learn about her life story
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 April 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link
The A.V. Club interviews Martha
http://www.avclub.com/article/great-british-bake-s-martha-collison-polite-shows--254110
― nomar, Friday, 28 April 2017 22:48 (seven years ago) link