theresa may: is her project subtly machiavellian or merely cunning, baldrick-style?

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There is the 'is the west experiencing a rightward drift one' but I am not sure that really captures it

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

feel the title s/b more like "desperately we looked to the grown-ups to step back in and take charge, but the grown-ups was just us, so that was no good"

i don't regret its passing either, but i do think things are going to bumpy before they settle (and i'm well aware they'll be a LOT more bumpy for others than me personally)

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:22 (seven years ago) link

"we paged arnold toynbee, we got polly"

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link

Ironically enough I think people having some idea of what "semi-invisible" looks like isn't helping things.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link

Yes as I approach the age of my management I am sickeningly familiar with that feeling - these people have little applicable experience, no vision or thoughtfulness, just ambition and the sense of entitlement engendered by "putting the time in" and it basically seems to be everywhere and everyone is gradually realizing it

Institutional failures without real consequences for the institutions themselves can only go on so long

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:34 (seven years ago) link

actually another route into the wider idea -- put back into my head* by scanning the chapo trap vs west wing thread -- is that a lot of polities have passed from being high-trust to semi-low-trust societies within as little as a generation, and nearly nothing institutional is at work to reverse this

*i had a plan to start a thread about this a few months back, but then had actual stupid work to do and never got round to it

mark s, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:56 (seven years ago) link

The narrative of 'the grown-ups taking charge' is central to May's message. It feels more like the birth of a different authoritarian technocracy than the death of technocracy itself - still tied to an underlying faith that the market will provide. The same is true of Trump to some extent - the solution to problems is to get 'the best people' to fix them, steamrollering dissent and legal niceties. The civil service (or what is left of it) will still negotiate Brexit, Goldman Sachs heads will still be deferred to on the US economic agenda.

There was a good point made recently that the vision of the UK as a lean, market-oriented Singapore without the humidity always overlooks how interventionist the model of Singaporean authoritarian capitalism (also adopted in part by Russia) actually is. You can have a low tax economy with limited worker's rights, etc, but you probably can't sustain it without the provision of high quality social housing, massive investment in education and public works, etc.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

The narrative of 'the grown-ups taking charge' is central to May's message.

@MrHarryCole 6h6 hours ago
Had second old school Tory MP - in all seriousness - refer to the Prime Minister as "mummy" on the phone today. That's twice in a week.

nashwan, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:01 (seven years ago) link

well that's ruined my weekend

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link

"we paged arnold toynbee, we got polly"

TOYNBEE IDEA
IN YEAR 2019
RESURRECT EUROPEAN UNION
ON PLANET JUPITER

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

Polly/Arnold was beautiful btw and I salute whoever posted that

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:34 (seven years ago) link

It does sum up quite succinctly how shite experts are these days!

calzino, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

This thread has been a+ today, but it is also upping my anxiety levels, so I'm going get moderately inebriated and watch Get Out.

calzino, Friday, 21 April 2017 16:50 (seven years ago) link

surely nothing could soothe jangled nerves more than a screening get out

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 16:54 (seven years ago) link

I'm expecting nothing more than some US fluff pos type horror movie, with ...gasp!.. the revelation that deep within lay secret enclaves of racist white people.

calzino, Friday, 21 April 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

tbh being in the pub reveals the not-very-well-hidden layer of white supremacy pretty well

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

it can be difficult to get a decent glass of red sometimes, true

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 17:29 (seven years ago) link

if we don't trust "the establishment" anymore then how come theresa may is 20 points clear of everybody else?

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:47 (seven years ago) link

Still too much trust in the establishment's press.

Former Sun hypeclown Dylan Sharpe just joined the DWP on 'maternity cover' (as in covering for Mummy May?).

nashwan, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:53 (seven years ago) link

I noticed earlier in the supermarket that the Murdoch tabloid had a Dis-May cover, bemoaning the squeezed white-van man facing tax hikes and no plans to cut overseas aid budget etc. But it seems to have been toned down on the digital edition [the dirty digger snapping his fingers at his minions?].

calzino, Saturday, 22 April 2017 18:01 (seven years ago) link

Mail on Sunday poll has them dropping 10 points after all three recent stories landed. Not sure if that's because the MoS is still sore about Brexit or if they're part of the new "Corbyn could really really win make sure you vote!!!" Lyndon strategy.

LDs have ruled out coalition with both May and Corbyn now

stet, Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:27 (seven years ago) link

I usually only check this thread on Zing, but does this happen to anybody else

PRO: pseudo-big breasts toppled in the great cull

El Tomboto, Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:33 (seven years ago) link

Other posters said the same up-thread. But this was the quoted old-ilx post which still haunts my thoughts:

I wouldn't mind Theresa May crushing me with her Russell & Bromley stilettos.
― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, November 6, 2003 2:59 PM

The latter, I guess. I fancy Teresa May.
― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, September 15, 2004 3:09 PM

calzino, Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

:-(

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:45 (seven years ago) link

Marcello isn't around anymore to explain himself but Alba is.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:52 (seven years ago) link

If I was his lawyer though I'd be advising him to point out that he was talking about Teresa May not Theresa May.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 April 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link

Yes.

the pinefox, Sunday, 23 April 2017 00:30 (seven years ago) link

learn something new every day.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 April 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link

If a jellyfish could be a human for a day it would look and talk like theresa may.

wtev, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:24 (seven years ago) link

i like jellyfish :(

mark s, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:32 (seven years ago) link

reading about the FAZ report on the released May/Juncker dinner details is

EU side felt May was seeing whole thing through rose-tinted-glasses. "Let us make Brexit a success" she told them.

you expect this balls when addressing the media and public but the idea of her saying this to the people she'll be negotiating with is hilarious.

also this

May seemed pissed off at Davis for regaling her dinner guests of his ECJ case against her data retention measures-three times.

What to make of it all? Obviously this leak is a highly tactical move by Commission. But contents deeply worrying for UK nonetheless. The report points to major communications/briefing problems. Important messages from Berlin & Brussels seem not to be getting through. Presumably as a result, May seems to be labouring under some really rather fundamental misconceptions about Brexit & the EU27.

https://twitter.com/JeremyCliffe/status/858810953353367552

Fizzles, Monday, 1 May 2017 06:16 (seven years ago) link

the picture of TM as controlling and detail-focused, but only from the centre of her own web of government and the information it passes back to her, without ever allowing in messages from outside or contemplating alternative views, is both entirely plausible and almost unbelievable.

to have that bunker mentality to such an extent that you try and convince the very people who will set the terms of the exit in negotiation with you is comical. it's a case study in delusion and power.

Fizzles, Monday, 1 May 2017 06:33 (seven years ago) link

A random reads our thread:

Martin O'Neill‏ @martin_oneill 59m59 minutes ago

Martin O'Neill Retweeted Tom Newton Dunn

Hilarious that the bloke from The Sun thinks that Theresa May's incompetence is all part of a Baldrick-style cunning plan #clutchingatstraws

Martin O'Neill added,
Tom Newton DunnVerified account @tnewtondunn
A fascinating feed. But looked at another way; what if May presumed Juncker would leak the lot so threw out handy election lines for effect? https://twitter.com/jeremycliffe/status/858810953353367552 …
2 replies . 4 retweets 7 likes

xyzzzz__, Monday, 1 May 2017 09:51 (seven years ago) link

Republic Of Ireland manager outed as Ilx lurker!

calzino, Monday, 1 May 2017 10:13 (seven years ago) link

just the phrase "let us make brexit a success" is the most gormless moronic shit.

whichever way i imagine it said it's dense.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 May 2017 10:25 (seven years ago) link

i guess i liked that thread bcz it was clearheaded abt something that's important in politics and history: evident policy success often carries the seeds of catastrophe for the next generation, and sustainablity across generations is all but impossible either to plan for or even to pitch for

mark s, Monday, 1 May 2017 10:40 (seven years ago) link

oh sod, i am catched on my own petard that belongs on the other thread

mark s, Monday, 1 May 2017 10:41 (seven years ago) link

good point from alex harrowell on his twitter: that parking boris at FO has shut him up -- in part by smothering him in layers and layers of supersmart diplomatic highflyers who are adept at cutting off at least some of his stupidity, in part by just giving him important work to do that takes place elsewhere -- but it has also, for this same reason, basically cut the PM off from use of the same supersmart diplomatic highflyers (bcz they are fully occupied)

so that the quality of her briefings (re EU and Dinner with Junkers etc) has collapsed less bcz she has organised, trump-style, that no one breach her blissful ignorance, more bcz she has organised that the routine interrupters are more urgently needed elsewhere (shutting boris down)

^^^none of this is good obviously

mark s, Monday, 1 May 2017 11:00 (seven years ago) link

just the phrase "let us make brexit a success" is the most gormless moronic shit.

whichever way i imagine it said it's dense.

i want to imagine juncker's eyes when she said this. it reminds me of when someone says something to you at work which indicates that someone you believed grasped the situation has clearly and perhaps quite pugnaciously shown that they haven't even got the first principles down.

Fizzles, Monday, 1 May 2017 11:13 (seven years ago) link

or just "are you fucking serious?"

Fizzles, Monday, 1 May 2017 11:14 (seven years ago) link

i can't tell if it was said as an imperative, which isn't quite as funny as it would be if it was said in the "let us pray" or "let us go to the seaside" sense.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:18 (seven years ago) link

Thing is, not only is May a hopeless campaigner, but with Cameron, Osborne and Gove gone and Johnson under wraps the Tories don't really have any good media performers.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:19 (seven years ago) link

or just "are you fucking serious?"

Or as Boaby Gillespie would say, "Ye whit?!??!"

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link

yeah, this really is the b-team in every sense

xpost

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:20 (seven years ago) link

How long before they send for Ruth 'Wonder Woman' Davidson MSP to bail them out?

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:22 (seven years ago) link

"Seeing what Dr Chilton had done for showmanship frightened Senator Martin as much as anything that had happened since her daughter disappeared. Any confidence she might have had in Chilton's judgement was replaced with the cold fear that he was a fool."

^^^Everything I undersdtand abt anything I learned in this book

Caveat: I do think there's a risk here in overstating the EU side's utter ruthless cunning and competence (Varoufakis was doing this a couple of days ago). They may also misstep: neverless negotiations between two sides with extremely distant objectives from one another, are easier -- even if tougher -- when both sides are more a less on a level in terms of tactical ablity, than negotiations where some key objectives are similar (UK and EU will still be trading at the close of this, whatever the route taken) but tactical ablity is not on a level.

mark s, Monday, 1 May 2017 11:26 (seven years ago) link

The Tories do have media performers - they just work for the media.

@TonyParsonsUK 52m52 minutes ago
If not for the blood sacrifice of the British, Juncker would be speaking German today. Show some respect, you puffed-up political pygmy.

@MiguelDelaney
Replying to @TonyParsonsUK
Juncker does speak German.

nashwan, Monday, 1 May 2017 11:36 (seven years ago) link

LOL. Clowns are performers, true.

Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:43 (seven years ago) link

omg

Choco Blavatsky (seandalai), Monday, 1 May 2017 11:45 (seven years ago) link

loooool Parshole

The Real Remoaner (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 May 2017 12:03 (seven years ago) link


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