Because it's not that SIMPLE! He is the three eyed raven! He always was!
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― Evan, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 21:33 (six years ago) link
Wow unbookmarking this thread was such a great decision
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
i wonder what dan m was hoping this thread would be
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/X0UklmL.jpg
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link
fire...and ice
jorah is a man outside of time, the dragons squawk in the morning sun. the horse thinks about its past in another land, east of essos, or so jorah believes, according to daenerys, is what the dragon on the left heard at least
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 05:19 (six years ago) link
they all gain 150% experience for 10 minutes
is anyone enthused about the fact that jorah is back to his old self?
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 07:05 (six years ago) link
i'm looking forward to him tracking down dany and then managing to get himself banished again within five minutes
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 09:55 (six years ago) link
will he walk in on dany bangin' jon y/n?
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link
Yes but they won't notice so it'll be just between him and Bran.
― nashwan, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link
I like Jorah, hope he finds someone else.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:50 (six years ago) link
sam
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link
if you can't handle me at my grayscalest, you sure as hell don't deserve me at my needy loser
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 11:52 (six years ago) link
pretty sure the Jorah/Sam stuff is to set up Sam becoming Dani's maester
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link
series gonna end with a cut to old sam finishing off his book 'a game of thrones' & winking at the camera
― nxd, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:29 (six years ago) link
and/or, it'll end roseanne-style with sam finishing his fictional account of the last couple of years after everything got too messy and confusing
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link
old Sam wakes up from his nap and remembers he's actually been procrastinating for six years on finishing the last instalment of his book
― jmm, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link
a popular stage version of current events in westeros has caught up to the present and is now well advanced in predicting the future
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
series ends with Sam finishing his book, then Al Gore knocks on the door and explains that the White Walkers were Climate Change, then the producers come out to talk about their new show on HBO and Sean Bean jumps out of a plane and lands on their heads. Then a boob.
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link
The boob wins best guest actress at the 2020 Emmys
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link
lol bizarro that just made me chortle with intensity
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:18 (six years ago) link
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/03/16/26B482AB00000578-2997646-image-a-56_1426535344904.jpg
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link
A while back I started thinking about arrested development's "take a good look, it's the last time you'll be seeing these" line every single time Melisandre appears and it has pretty much ruined all scenes with her for me
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link
ha it's never the last time
― President Keyes, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link
Spring break in Westeros must be great.
― jmm, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link
spring break is coming
― I Love You, Fancybear (symsymsym), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
"pretty sure the Jorah/Sam stuff is to set up Sam becoming Dani's maester"
I misread this and now I'm picturing Sam in full bondage gear, thanks.
― ian, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:18 (six years ago) link
did we talk about that cut from sam popping jorah's body pimples to the shot of the food??
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
It was mentioned
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:32 (six years ago) link
just checking
i keep thinking about it out of nowhere
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
my kid was very insistent that we get a chicken pot pie the other day while we were at Trader Joe's and he must have wondered why my face kept turning ashen.
― nomar, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
It wasn't as good as the soup/shit/books cutting but I hope they'll think of something else. Me, Myself And Irene is the high watermark with shit/ice cream.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link
Scheiss cream
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
i like how jorah came out of being cured of grayscale just looking like he had a particularly bad case of the chicken pox
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link
kudos to the GoT effects team for making grayscale removal look like picking at your nastiest, most infected scab from when you were a kid
― 龜, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
and how engineered garments continue to sponsor his wardrobe xpost
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link
Jorah's survival increasing disappointing in the face of all the characters who have kicked it since last season's finale.
― ian, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:18 (six years ago) link
yeah it's hard to imagine they have something genuinely interesting in store for him
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:24 (six years ago) link
Gotta think he'll be cutting up some ghouls with longclaw before things are over
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
if you believe that his path will cross w/Sam's again (that "goodbye" was more of a "see you later" imo), you wonder if he'll have a hand in the battle against the night king. maybe his greyscale has rendered him immune to something.
― nomar, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link
one does not simply walk into a bout w/greyscale and remain unchanged~
― nomar, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link
Itchier skin probably
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
maybe he'll have a heart-warming reunion with his niece, or great-niece, or whatever relation the badass precocious tween of Bear Island is to him
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
maybe she'll give him some tough love about the slavery thing and real talk, like "Uncle Jorah, that Targaryen girl just isn't that into you. Get yourself a Northern girl."
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
Or last ep, Jon Snow goes off to have a shower, walks in the room and there in the shower its NED STARK this was all a dream the end.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link
you wonder if he'll have a hand in the battle against the night king. maybe his greyscale has rendered him immune to something.
This is pretty much the only worthwhile place his character could go at this stage.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 August 2017 08:40 (six years ago) link
yeah heroic death to save another surely on the cards
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 August 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link
Daenerys presumably
― Number None, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link
hopefully there's a chance for her to reject him one final time as he lies dying
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link
Judging by the last episode she's definitely been at the coke on that voyage so anything goes right now.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link