Itchier skin probably
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link
maybe he'll have a heart-warming reunion with his niece, or great-niece, or whatever relation the badass precocious tween of Bear Island is to him
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link
maybe she'll give him some tough love about the slavery thing and real talk, like "Uncle Jorah, that Targaryen girl just isn't that into you. Get yourself a Northern girl."
― sansa riff (sarahell), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link
old Sam wakes up from his nap and remembers he's actually been procrastinating for six years on finishing the last instalment of his book
Or last ep, Jon Snow goes off to have a shower, walks in the room and there in the shower its NED STARK this was all a dream the end.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 August 2017 03:20 (six years ago) link
you wonder if he'll have a hand in the battle against the night king. maybe his greyscale has rendered him immune to something.
This is pretty much the only worthwhile place his character could go at this stage.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 August 2017 08:40 (six years ago) link
yeah heroic death to save another surely on the cards
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 August 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link
Daenerys presumably
― Number None, Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link
hopefully there's a chance for her to reject him one final time as he lies dying
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:22 (six years ago) link
Judging by the last episode she's definitely been at the coke on that voyage so anything goes right now.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:26 (six years ago) link
Clearly this will end with her and Jon Snow riding a dragon into the sun together, which they will reignite with their passion, reheating this hunk of this globe and melting all the snow monsters.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 August 2017 12:47 (six years ago) link
next episode has leaked.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 4 August 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link
It's Friday. DGAF
― El Tomboto, Friday, 4 August 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link
i can wait the 2 days (or ya know longer if it came to it)
― Mordy, Friday, 4 August 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link
according to some ancient proverb - a steaming pile of turd in the hand is nay fucking better than - something else - that doesn't sound very fucking good - a couple of days fucking later.
― calzino, Saturday, 5 August 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link
who shits in their own hand is the question i pose to you
― ian, Saturday, 5 August 2017 00:52 (six years ago) link
I really enjoyed it. Thought maybe you guys would enjoy having an extra two days to shit all over it.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:13 (six years ago) link
The quality is horrid tho.
― Mad Piratical (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 5 August 2017 01:45 (six years ago) link
That's what we've all been saying.
― Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 5 August 2017 02:44 (six years ago) link
yeah we have it but arent gonna watch it - its very compressed and looks shit
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Saturday, 5 August 2017 07:17 (six years ago) link
It's probably from before they CGI'd the dragons in or something.
― Matt DC, Saturday, 5 August 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link
I thought the ta-ta towel product placement was a bit gauche
http://jezebel.com/im-trying-to-trot-my-titties-into-this-ta-ta-towel-sta-1797514949
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link
The quality for the final 15 minutes reaches some sub 80s Betamax pirate video level shit
― groovypanda, Saturday, 5 August 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link
jaime has been stealing the show this season
― ogmor, Saturday, 5 August 2017 21:11 (six years ago) link
It's amusing to me that they keep using the name Dickon as a joke since Dickon Hinchliffe (ex-Tindersticks) scored a previous HBO series, Luck. (I don't know why I know that)
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 6 August 2017 03:26 (six years ago) link
Theres too many similar names in the story on that note as well. Dickon, Rickon, Vickon, Rickard, Thoros, Davos...
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 6 August 2017 06:24 (six years ago) link
Asha, Osha, Yara, Arya, etc.
― Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 6 August 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link
That was stressful
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 August 2017 02:04 (six years ago) link
lol @ three main characters coming within hair's breadths of dying in the same scene
― Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Monday, 7 August 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link
Arya's fight/swordplay skills are dope.
― braunld (Lowell N. Behold'n), Monday, 7 August 2017 02:20 (six years ago) link
I can't tell if the sparring scene was "fan service" or just a ton of fun, but IDGAF. I do actually wonder if Maisie did that kip-up herself or if it was a stunt person.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 August 2017 02:23 (six years ago) link
petroglyphs in cave so fucking stupid
― 龜, Monday, 7 August 2017 02:53 (six years ago) link
I admired the fact that the first men invented permanent blue paint just to color in the eyes of the walkers
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 August 2017 03:04 (six years ago) link
i've complained about the predictability and fan service of this season as much as anyone, but goddamn I thought that battle was amazing. Some of those scenes of Bron being chased, the whole thing was just great.
― dan selzer, Monday, 7 August 2017 03:06 (six years ago) link
A show was dragons and magic and evil zombie necromancers and cave drawings of mythical "forest children" but the fact that they had blue dye is what crosses the line for you?
― Evan, Monday, 7 August 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link
Some of those scenes of Bron being chased, the whole thing was just great.
I actually couldn't believe he survived this episode. They did that extremely well.
If Jaime doesn't drown I'll have to chalk it up to the same physics that got Dany's army across the continent in apparently three days or so. Don't care, having too much fun.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 7 August 2017 03:14 (six years ago) link
Just once it would be nice to see some action on this showYeah that was fun
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:29 (six years ago) link
Yeah Jaime should be a goner, sinking to the bottom of the pond.
I guess tyrion was watching and could send someone over to fetch him.
Bronn has to be the most athletic dude in the history of westeros to make that diving horse tackle. I'd draft him as my free safety
― rock and roll tucci coo (voodoo chili), Monday, 7 August 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link
If Jaime doesn't drown I'll have to chalk it up to the same physics that got Dany's army across the continent in apparently three days or so.
Not at all to dispute the time-condensed nature of the season so far, but they only had to get from Dragonstone to the outskirts of King's Landing.
― Gukbe, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:06 (six years ago) link
I appreciated bron's roy scheider impression.
― ryan, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:14 (six years ago) link
Jaime won't die. It's total story lines at this point coming together, but to me, it's pretty enjoyable.
― earlnash, Monday, 7 August 2017 04:27 (six years ago) link
fkn dragon blitzkrieg was aaaaawweeeeesome
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 August 2017 05:04 (six years ago) link
jamie won't die or at least not yet
until you see him headless or full of spears or torn into pieces ie actually dead & not still alive slowly sinking to the bottom during a fadeout
we will get our HE DIDNT GET OUT OF THE COCKADOODIE CAR jaime is still alive moment trust
― Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 7 August 2017 05:07 (six years ago) link
pretty sure they wouldn't have jaime saved from an epic flaming death just to drown from a plunge into a pond.
awesome episode.
― nomar, Monday, 7 August 2017 05:41 (six years ago) link
pretty satisfying to see that qyburn weapon get tail-smacked into pieces.
― nomar, Monday, 7 August 2017 05:46 (six years ago) link
I quit at season 2 when there were the ghost people in the free desert city, jumping in again with this episode. Suspicious that it's permeated pop culture to the point where I'll understand everything that's going on.
― louie mensch (milo z), Monday, 7 August 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link
This episode fucking ruled. Back on the bandwagon lol
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 7 August 2017 09:44 (six years ago) link
Only thing that bugged me was some of the lines davos got were super corny lol tho he did his best
Guy who plays bron is a good actor
I think kit Harrington is a good actor too tbh
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 7 August 2017 09:46 (six years ago) link
Also weren't the blue eyes just blue colored rocks, duh
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Monday, 7 August 2017 09:47 (six years ago) link
That. Was. AWESOME.
...except for the bits with Littlefinger glowering in the corner repeatedly. Shit or get off the pot, dude!
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 7 August 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link
Got a creepy feeling littlefinger's got the hots for Arya now.
Get over the blue paint/rocks. We've got blue from like 1323 BC says wikipedia, and it's a latecomer after red, ochre, pink and purple, colors used in cave paintings that are still visible.
― dan selzer, Monday, 7 August 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link