when the only people you get it on with are close family you have to do something to liven it up
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link
also who knew samurai swords were so reasonably-priced
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link
Austerity Britain.
― weird echo of the falsies (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link
you used to be able to kick a ball-gag in the street
― the shape of a hot willie lumpkin (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 3 August 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link
is this england? idk. who cares
update from the local: an auld lad has taken €100 bets he can fit through a bar stool pic.twitter.com/Yk1tzbXQr5— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017
― 龜, Monday, 14 August 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link
The bet is in Euros so Ireland.
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link
Idk where it is I'd take that bet in a heartbeat
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
yeah, that's easy money right there
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link
oh really
what a man pic.twitter.com/bOb6t9HVW9— Thomas (@heytk_) August 14, 2017
― Number None, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:02 (six years ago) link
fuck
― for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link
lergend
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link
I don't need to look at anything else but his face to let you know that's an irishman
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link
LOL
― Wewlay Bewlay (Tom D.), Monday, 14 August 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link
posts like that make me proud to be 2nd gen Irish debris
― calzino, Monday, 14 August 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/bc/2b/2d/bc2b2d449d3924f934e61b548b496e77.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 August 2017 22:17 (six years ago) link
A+
― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link
Ireland reliably one of england's most idiosyncratic counties
― The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 15 August 2017 09:00 (six years ago) link
https://manchesterestatepubs.wordpress.com/
I know even the faintest whiff of northern sentimentality can cause ilxor noses to wrinkle but some of you might like this. I also see mike leigh has put a call out for 'authentic northern faces' for his peterloo film
― ogmor, Tuesday, 15 August 2017 14:09 (six years ago) link
This is doing the rounds on Twitter at the moment, from a listing on Rightmove and oh dear.
― Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link
"motivated seller"
― Neves Say Neves Again (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link
on the plus side, i imagine that's knocked a chunk of the asking price
― frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 25 August 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link
I once lived in an upstairs flat above a known sex-offender. The local hoodlums used to kick their football against his door and someone daubed "sex-case" on it. I'm sure glad they knew the side door belongs to the upstairs flat!
― calzino, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link
Rightmove have now removed the photo from the original listing, as if it hadn't occurred to anyone first time round that it might be a little offputting to prospective buyers.
― Matt DC, Friday, 25 August 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link
http://metro.co.uk/2017/09/02/lib-dem-council-candidate-sent-labour-rival-explicit-photo-of-him-dressed-as-mouse-6897641/?ito=twitter
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 4 September 2017 19:26 (six years ago) link
Great little haul here
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 00:21 (six years ago) link
http://www.theargus.co.uk/news/15528032.Priest_given_community_order_for_using_dead_woman_s_disabled_badge_to_park_his_car/
This one had me at the dog's name.
― めんどくさかった (Matt #2), Saturday, 16 September 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link
amazing
― kinder, Saturday, 16 September 2017 10:37 (six years ago) link
The court heard he has no connection to the Church of England and regularly travels to Moldova.
There is little on earth more suspicious than a 63-year-old fake priest who regularly travels to Moldova.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 16 September 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/gran-catapulted-wall-defective-pontins-505360
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 19:50 (six years ago) link
that sounds pretty shit and the fire alarm situation is worrying but lol @ those "damning" photos
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 22:36 (six years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKQAVqrW4AAonT2.jpg
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:27 (six years ago) link
can't wait for their baked rabbit and soused herrings ecigs!
― calzino, Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link
Other flavours include:
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Saturday, 23 September 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link
http://brightcove04.o.brightcove.com/4221396001/4221396001_5181253188001_5181244722001-vs.jpg?pubId=4221396001&videoId=5181244722001
― be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 September 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link
lol. the realest
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:01 (six years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-41361662/i-want-to-get-rid-of-my-polish-accent
― The Doug Walters of Crime (Tom D.), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link
That's my local high street, which isn't hugely surprising.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 24 September 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link
Judging by this thread England post brexit vote is getting realer by the Pound
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 24 September 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-sNCfAo2Es
― calzino, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:08 (six years ago) link
Fucking Thanet.
― kraudive, Sunday, 24 September 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link
Forbidden Thanet!
― kim jong deal (suzy), Monday, 25 September 2017 12:05 (six years ago) link
700 years of broken britain:
Reginald de Freestone had his head caved in 1322 by William de “Grymesby” for drunkenly loitering outside his shop at night w 11 companions.— Medieval Death Bot (@DeathMedieval) September 30, 2017
― mark s, Saturday, 30 September 2017 11:43 (six years ago) link
17 degrees outside and the bus heating turned up to "bake"
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 30 September 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link
http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/leicester-news/watch-silver-man-who-swore-471676
― thirst trap your hare (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 8 October 2017 12:40 (six years ago) link
not traditional real england fodder but i'm still haunted by this story from time to time.
In his suicide note, Mr McRae wrote: "I believe I was not an evil man until the balance of my mind was disturbed by the fact that there is a patch of Japanese knotweed which has been growing over our boundary fence on the Rowley Regis Golf Course.
It's like something out of one of Roald Dahl's uncanny stories. I keep thinking about the time he first spotted the knotweed, crouching down to get a better look and tugging at it in an initially puzzled fashion.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link
Damn son.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link
inventive excuse for murdering somebody
― pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link
why go into all that when you're going to off yourself anyway though?
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 October 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link
well now i'm gonna be haunted by that now too, fucking hellit's like the start of a junji ito story
― ATTACK MY RUSTY TOOLBOX (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 8 October 2017 20:36 (six years ago) link
or an emo ji story😀🌱😟🌿😠🤔✍️📫🕰🌿🌱🌿😡✍️📫📆🌿🌱🌿🌱🌱🌿😱👹☠️
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 8 October 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link