Chipotle sucks.

which salsa did you choose?

Barbacoa you guys

Jesus

mild salsa

that guy who got fired for jerking off in front of all his coworkers at Chipotle is back working at Chipotle, i guess enough time has passed and he's learned his whoops he's jerking off again

— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) June 11, 2021

This is the stupidest take in the history of takes.

https://thefederalist.com/2021/06/10/my-chipotle-bowl-just-got-more-expensive-and-its-the-federal-governments-fault/

The final boss of the hate-click economy.

her pinned tweet (ie probably not worth giving this garbage any oxygen at all)

Can we cancel Dr. Fauci instead of Dr. Seuss?

— Kylee Zempel (@kyleezempel) March 2, 2021

Lmao how did I not know this happened? Old but completely missed me

https://www.businessinsider.com/chipotle-homo-ests-promotions-2015-6

lol

Woman who assaulted Chipotle worker sentenced to fast food job for two months

(Judge) Gilligan told Hayne she could cut off 60 days in jail if she agreed to work at least 20 hours per week at a fast-food restaurant for two months.

Hayne accepted.

In court, Hayne apologised and tried to explain the rationale behind her screaming at the Chipotle worker, 26-year-old Emily Russell.

"If I showed you how my food looked and how my food looked a week later from that same restaurant, it's disgusting looking," Hayne said, according to WJW.

"I bet you won't be happy with the food you are going to get in the jail," Mr Gilligan quipped.

a 3 hour trial