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But on most blokes, asslessness is definitely a plus.

RASCIST.

(uh, j/k)

― Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

mine is threatening to become a shadow of its former self.

what are some good ass exercises?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

the kind of exercises that asses like

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

dropping it like it's hot

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Wholeheartedly disagree on this asslessness issue.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:55 (eighteen years ago) link

also, facing down while your ass is up

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

They like moving and shaking to disco beats and filter house.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Or anything with a good beat that you can groove to.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

http://grinnell.unh.edu/audrey2.jpg

― Dan (Strongo's Booty On Holiday) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

squats, lunges, hamstring curls.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

like i'm gonna listen to a 2 and a 3

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a friend who tried melting his ass into shape. It didn't work.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

squats and lunges huh, that explains so much

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

really there's no thread with "ass" in the title that won't amuse me at least a little bit

i know!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:58 (eighteen years ago) link

i don't have an ass. i'd give it a 3.5.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

I got a big ol' football player's ass. LOTS of muscle mass, not enough shape. 5, but if I dropped some weight I could get up to a 7 maybe.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

once i saw mya on mtv, she was in her living room on all fours demonstrating a "killer exercise" that some nfler taught her. she said it was the ultimate ass exercise and that she owed 99% of her awesome ass to it.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:02 (eighteen years ago) link

also, here's my stance on google image searching 'mya': well, they're your eyes, buddy.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

my has a seahorse's body

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

MYA

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

MIA

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

speaking of someone who has no ass

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Wholeheartedly disagree on this asslessness issue.
-- Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyza...), December 16th, 2005.

OTM

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

im confused, is a seahorse's body good or bad?

mya > mia > seahorse

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:07 (eighteen years ago) link

can we go back to stola + chiton, please?

I read this as "stoma + chitin," accompanied by alarming mental images of people's arthropoidal thoraces and abdomens. Haha I bet you all thought the same thing.

― Paul Eater (eater), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:13 (eighteen years ago) link

mark: RUNNING (particularly sprinting). Explosive lower-leg power = awesome ass.

― Dan (Still Living Off High School Workouts) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I had a friend who tried melting his ass into shape.

Please explain.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:14 (eighteen years ago) link

fanny melt?

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

www.bonsaibutts.com

― dali madison's nut (donut), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:15 (eighteen years ago) link

fanny melt?

Everyone in the UK just died from laughter.

― Dan (Extra Cheese) Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:16 (eighteen years ago) link

squats & lunges can be tough free standing until you get comfortable with the balance & you strengthen the stabilizing leg muscles. It's a very easy way to hurt yourself. Go for the squat machine or the leg press machine. (My personal best is a 400 lb leg press, 20 reps, 2 sets. BOOM.)

Also, walking lunges will seriously strengthen your ass, esp. if you add extra weight.

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:21 (eighteen years ago) link

you guys are kinda ruining the mystique of a great ass

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

so says POOP BITCH

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

mandee if it makes you feel better these so-called secrets actually only go so far.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

yea, exercise can only augment the ass your momma gave you

― elmo (allocryptic), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

my family does tend towards fat-assedness, so i guess it's inevitable

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:50 (eighteen years ago) link

My family are all shaped like those russian dolls.

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

you inside your mom inside your dad?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Today at work, the Office Gossip spanked me, then complained that my ass is too small.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

you inside your mom inside your dad?

THE ARISTOCRATS!

― [jailhouse tattoo] (nordicskilla), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

did joe franklin rape you too?

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

what are some good ass exercises?

this was the whole point of the rollerblading revolution.

― Collardio Gelatinous (collardio), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:31 (eighteen years ago) link

My batty is natty

― moley, Friday, 16 December 2005 21:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i love me some ass

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

6.5

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

I have been told several times that I have a great ass, and that it may be my best feature, and even I can't see anything seriously wrong with it, so I'd probably go as high as 5.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

i think everyone rating themselves over a 5 is not to be trusted, frankly

― u saved me (dubplatestyle), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:57 (eighteen years ago) link

People seem to like my ass. I don't care one way or another.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Friday, 16 December 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

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