Why is halloween sexy?

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^^^I wanna roll her up into my life.

― en i see kay, Thursday, 11 October 2007 07:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do West Virginians think Halloween is sexy?

Because they get to pump kin!

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 October 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hyuck...

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 October 2007 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

"don't like that devil costume at all. Since when do devils wear bow-ties? And the shoes don't go with the tights."

His Dark Highness The Great Lord Satan probably has more important things to worry about than whether his sexy sidekicks have matching outfits.

― mei, Thursday, 11 October 2007 11:26 (sixteen years ago) link

getting tits out is a classic no matter what the situation

― ken c, Thursday, 11 October 2007 11:32 (sixteen years ago) link

Hard to fault ken's analysis there.

― aldo, Thursday, 11 October 2007 11:46 (sixteen years ago) link

x-post

― B.L.A.M., Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

ENBB, we call those people "That Girl". They frequently wear cat-ear headbands as their whole costume, for some reason -- if you don't count the costume-quality fishnets/stockings/garters.

― Laurel, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:31 (sixteen years ago) link

ken c is nabisco!

― chaki, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:33 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?entry_id=75206

as my friend put it, "SHOULD TWEENS BE SEXUALIZED? WE SEXUALIZE SOME TWEENS TO FIND OUT"

― akm, Saturday, 23 October 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel sad walking through the costume aisles at Wal-Mart because every costume is just a sexy dress with a ballroom mask or the much loathed ear headbands.

― Just breaking it in, feels comfy (MintIce), Sunday, 24 October 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

My wife's sister's best friend used to go as a ketchup bottle every year. So we thought it was hilarious when the Onion published this classic:

http://o.onionstatic.com/images/articles/article/7171/onion_imagearticle427_jpg_630x1200_upscale_q85.jpg

Also, this Onion radio news nugget:

http://www.theonion.com/audio/sexy-nurse-having-trouble-finding-halloween-costum,12804/

― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 24 October 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I just dress the same way I do on other days but call my clothes a Sexy Recluse costume

― guess I'll just sing dream on again (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Sunday, 24 October 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Add spray-on tan and you're a spider.

― Unfrozen Caveman Board-Lawyer (WmC), Sunday, 24 October 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

A couple of days ago, another of the school bus drivers I work with started singing:

Too sexy for my bus, I'm
Too sexy for my bus...

Being an honorary octogenarian, I did not get the reference, but I appreciated the sentiment.

― Aimless, Monday, 25 October 2010 02:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.cracked.com/article_18834_26-sexy-halloween-costumes-that-shouldnt-exist.html

― A brownish area with points (chap), Monday, 25 October 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

wish i had a camera moment:
walking by lingerie store Brooklyn Fox, seeing their sign for "Sexy Halloween Costumes."
i can't hate too much because halloween is a holiday where people should get drunk and have fun and get laid so, whatever, show off yer ass, i'm cool with that.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Tuesday, 26 October 2010 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_laz3zqVS2f1qazvpdo1_400.jpg

― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

omg

― fresh (crüt), Thursday, 12 September 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

http://i.imgur.com/kMMKLSq.jpg

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:57 (nine years ago) link

If I was a smurf or a demon I would be very offended

― LB-426 (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link

Oh I thought this was the racist thread

― LB-426 (latebloomer), Saturday, 25 October 2014 23:33 (nine years ago) link

five months pass...

I know, it's a little early for this. Maybe a little late. But anyway.

― pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QjUsgwt.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/IAjoMFY.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kjLbYfw.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/mrDZppf.jpg

― pplains, Thursday, 23 April 2015 02:20 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aVumhRm.jpg