Remember when Jaime’s character development had more or less reached its final form and then they just decided he never actually developed?
― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Sunday, May 5, 2019 11:32 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I figured it was obvious that he was being vague and what he meant was that he was going back down there to kill Cersei...
― Evan, Monday, 6 May 2019 05:20 (five years ago) link
crossbow technology is extremely scalable
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:44 (five years ago) link
make a ~0.5*kings_landing_size crossbow and destroy kings landing imo
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:45 (five years ago) link
*looks over the blueprints carefully*
yes, that will take 400 pieces of wood and 12 hours
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:47 (five years ago) link
so second to last episode is now a big dumb (physical) battle for kings landing, and then a final episode to say goodbye to everyone, i guess
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:49 (five years ago) link
Final scene will be king/queen butt wiggling down into that throne to gasp chorus imo
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:51 (five years ago) link
just a real wigglefest after many bigger crossbows and the gasps the gasps will be deafening
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:52 (five years ago) link
Were Dany and friends going to King's Landing directly? I thought they were stopping by Dragonstone first?
― Lars Ulriac Quintet (Leee), Monday, 6 May 2019 05:55 (five years ago) link
why did theh wait for dragons to build the ultimate antiboatvweapon in this world of boat wars
― i got bag sauce in my bag (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:00 (five years ago) link
at this point i'm mostly here in case they kill dany as that will hasten a more palatable endgame that does not involve forcing myself to watch emilia clarke sorta kinda almost act.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link
and yeah, most of the BIG TACTICAL SURPRISES and storyline points are all very labored and nonsensical though i am sure lots of the internet would like to explain that if you just read this essay
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:05 (five years ago) link
"Dany kinda forgot about the iron fleet...."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K9XuPrXko&feature=youtu.be&t=350
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:17 (five years ago) link
meh, 5.50 herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8K9XuPrXko
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:18 (five years ago) link
Starting S8 because I finally signed up HBO Now, the CGI of Dany and Jon riding dragons looks like absolute dogshit.
― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 6 May 2019 06:28 (five years ago) link
qyburn's big crossbow has proved genius in the end
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link
Tormund is the only good character on this show.
My favorite moment of the episode is Qyburn acknowledging that the screams of burning children is “not a pleasant sound.” Spoken like someone familiar with the screams of burning children.
― i think ur a controp (voodoo chili), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:15 (five years ago) link
This show is batting .000 this season.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:34 (five years ago) link
Lol, if this is the case, the writers will have torn a hole in the fabric of stupidity/time.
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:37 (five years ago) link
Even though Dany is a true idiot in using the world's only living flying helicopter gunships, how did Euron and company get so good at shooting moving targets with a ballista from a range of at least a mile when there was literally no way for them to practice?
― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 6 May 2019 10:40 (five years ago) link
Did someone forget their Starbucks? @GameOfThrones #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/PjGLdq5u2h— Damon (@Sylar_tv) May 6, 2019
― i think ur a controp (voodoo chili), Monday, 6 May 2019 11:01 (five years ago) link
why didn’t they simply crossbow amelia clarke and her other dragon when they were right there at the gate that’s what I would have done to win the game of thrones
― ||||||||, Monday, 6 May 2019 11:30 (five years ago) link
i did wonder was everyone going to die in that scene
― FernandoHierro, Monday, 6 May 2019 11:50 (five years ago) link
I liked this episode. Since the seasons overtook the books the show has gone to sketch pad mode but at least yesterday moved events on. Tbh when they announced the last two seasons episodes the butthurts should have read the runes and started rereading the books from the beginning again.
― lefal junglist platton (wtev), Monday, 6 May 2019 12:14 (five years ago) link
Question for those that follow cable politics. Expensive or no, this show is obviously a huge success and moneymaker for HBO. Few of the actors seem to have much else going on. What's the big hurry? Why burn through the books so fast, why truncate the final season? From what I've read of the plot this season is like they were suddenly given a hard deadline and told to wrap it up ASAP, just hurtling forward, everything be damned.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:15 (five years ago) link
How is it that “butthurt” has entered into usage for any situation involving a “dissatisfied consumer”
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:18 (five years ago) link
surely the actors' contracts run out after this season (and should have run out earlier, but HBO broke the last season into two chunks) and if there were to be a 9th season the main player would demand steep raises. Better to just start making prequels with unknowns from HBO's biz standpoint.
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 12:42 (five years ago) link
Xp, i think the cast was a) ready to move on, b) starting to age out, c)demanding more moneySo they’ll reboot x 3 and hope the magic sticks to at least one
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 May 2019 12:44 (five years ago) link
when the main talking point afterwards is "how did no one in filming, editing, or any other stage of post-production notice the starbucks cup in the shot" you know you made a great episode of television
― Simon H., Monday, 6 May 2019 12:47 (five years ago) link
don't know where you're looking but the main thing I see people talking about is OMG OMG Jaime and Brienne OMG OMG
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 12:56 (five years ago) link
Maybe that is not a Starbucks cup. Maybe that is a Velndarimenian Goblet, used by House Velndarimenian as a means to bolster goodwill and energy during the great conflicts of the Time of Sleep, when the land was beset by a wave of sudden births and everyone was operating on little rest. It was said that on days when the clouds and gloom were so oppressive that the exhausted people could barely operate, the Velndarimenian Goblet could make the sun come out and boil off the fog and haze, sending soldiers into battle with a burst of new energy, raining death and destruction on their enemies with a relentless supernatural power balanced by the weight of a curse: once imbibed, liquid from the Velndarimenian Goblet must be constantly refilled and consumed, lest the magic dissipate and a dark mood descend back upon the land.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 May 2019 12:58 (five years ago) link
That's a terrible post but it's still better than last night's episode
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:05 (five years ago) link
Starbucks cup obviously a symbol that if both sides of the battle for the Iron Throne are too extreme then a hero of moderation will come in as a third party contender for the crown
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:07 (five years ago) link
There were so many narrative inconsistencies and logical nonsense but the weirdest and most dissonant thing about last night's episode, for me, was that since S1 there's been a decidedly unique feature of this show, and that was simply that both the characters and the showrunners themselves valued the lives of their characters less than I did as a viewer. This episode upended that. The camera was lingering on Edd's face and (endlessly) on Jorah's face, a new plot point hinged around a hostage situation involving.. Dany's translator? I was looking at the screen, like, "you do realize that it wasn't that long ago that this show unceremoniously exploded four of its main characters without hesitation or eulogy"
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:14 (five years ago) link
was I the only one who was very confused as to where the Cersei showdown was meant to be taking place
― Simon H., Monday, 6 May 2019 13:18 (five years ago) link
near the Sarlacc pit
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:21 (five years ago) link
Maybe the Starbucks cup was a nod to all the hard work and long hours they have been putting in.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:22 (five years ago) link
I remember reading that the final space battle in Return of the Jedi features amidst the chaos a sneaker and an actual kitchen sink. Maybe it's like that, but scaled way down.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:24 (five years ago) link
how did Dany et al get to King's Landing so fast and where the fuck is Jon Snow (and Jamie) who presumably left a day earlier? Did they take a long route or something?
― akm, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:25 (five years ago) link
Starbucks cup is a hint that this is all going to end in a time-bending style reminiscenct of Monty Python and the Holy Grail
― these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link
xpost boats and dragons faster than a walking army I think
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:27 (five years ago) link
Okay-- so if Dany can make Gendry the legitimate son of Robert Baratheon, then what stops him from having a claim to the throne?
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:31 (five years ago) link
nothing AFAIK. that did not strike me as particularly "clever" tbh
― Simon H., Monday, 6 May 2019 13:35 (five years ago) link
xp being Gendry
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:38 (five years ago) link
i liked that little confrontation at the end of the ep in the desert it felt v. pulpy + conanesque
― Mordy, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:44 (five years ago) link
We were denied a scene of Euron seeing the dragon-killing ballista and doing his googly-eyed bit while exclaiming, "Have you checked to see what this would do to a SHIP?"
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:46 (five years ago) link
obviously if I were writing the show, he'd have a lot more dialog but it'd all be focused on islands, ships, sailing, etc.
also references to iron
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
I love that Qyburn of all people is the only person to have thought, "What if a crossbow but bigger?"
― Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:52 (five years ago) link
this is a world with 12,000 years of recorded history and no one has discovered electricity, so yeah maybe making a crossbow bigger is a genius idea there
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Monday, 6 May 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
Cersei used the rest of the mad king's explosives cache blowing up the Westeros vatican, right?
― mh, Monday, 6 May 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
My biggest gripe is entirely my own I guess, but I was having a really hard time believing they cleaned up the million wight corpses that would have been surrounding the entire castle from the night or 2 before. Not even with a fleet of snow plows would they have been able to clean it up that fast. And from a show perspective (not just a Simpsons magic xylophone pickiness one), it would have been really effective visually to have all the characters restricted to these shoveled out paths as the only way to navigate around the overwhelming piles of bodies extending all the way out to the Dothraki slaughter. Would have been a perfect way to underline how horrifying and hopeless everything actually was now that the sun was out and you could see the entire threat and aftermath clearly. Oh well!
― Evan, Monday, 6 May 2019 14:49 (five years ago) link