― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Thursday, 3 April 2003 14:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 3 April 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago) link
― g-kit (g-kit), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― smee (smee), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madeleine (Madeleine), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
The only really annoying thing my current co-workers do is send me ridiculous spam forwards about poisoned shampoo samples (normally originating from higher up in the Council!), then look sceptical when I explain that it's a dumb scaremongering thing to do. Also I have to tell them how to spell things all the live long day.
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 4 April 2003 07:41 (twenty-one years ago) link
― suzy (suzy), Friday, 4 April 2003 08:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Archel (Archel), Friday, 4 April 2003 09:18 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLusky (coco), Friday, 4 April 2003 12:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 4 April 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Liz :x (Liz :x), Thursday, 10 April 2003 10:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 April 2003 10:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago) link
I have found that replying to annoying forwarders with a link to Urban Legends stops them dead in their tracks.
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nick A. (Nick A.), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
One of our senior partners asked me to scan some pictures for his daughter this morning, first thing - they were from medical books, examples of colostomys, I still feel ill.....
― smee (smee), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron W (Aaron W), Thursday, 10 April 2003 11:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not so much technically a coworker, but our auditors. There's this one who is the biggest prick bastard on the planet. He actually came and TOLD ME OFF because the company didn't order enough of the type of soda he enjoys - keep in mind A) this is not a supermarket B) this is not his actual workplace. Very nasty like too, I ended up telling him "YO, WALK YOUR ASS TO THE FUCKING FOOD EMPORIUM AND BUY YOURSELF SOME COKE".
― Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 April 2003 13:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 10 April 2003 13:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Nordicskillz (Nordicskillz), Thursday, 10 April 2003 13:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Carey (Carey), Thursday, 10 April 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:12 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Wouldn't you like to know (Amused), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 10 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 10 April 2003 15:00 (twenty-one years ago) link
I had to do the "no, I'm not snorting with laughter, I'm coughing" thing
And hey up, here comes smug, minging, briefcase-carrying 22-year-old rugby player that likes to touch my shoulder.
Ten more working days until I leave multinational corporate hell.
― j0e (j0e), Friday, 25 April 2003 09:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― j0e (j0e), Friday, 25 April 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
The motherfucker dumped out the fucking milk to prove a point.
* This person also imitates everyone's voices all day, chews tobacco at his desk, and looks at hardcore porn, openly, at his cubicle.
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― smee (smee), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:21 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Sarah McLUsky (coco), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
I was fishing also, with you and Chris V...I flew over just to fish....
― smee (smee), Friday, 25 April 2003 14:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago) link
― luna (luna.c), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
Meanwhile, I am on top of the office statscock in production. Porn guy is taking his revenge on me by rearranging his work area so that he can see my terminal at all times. He seems baffled, though, that someone would check a BB or news site instead of porn or sports.
― Kerry (dymaxia), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago) link
I really like my fellow teachers. We keep each other sane. Our principal however is a cockfarmer of the highest order. He cracks us up.
― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 25 April 2003 16:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
This whole thread makes me like my job again. Its hilarious. Especially MsLara's story about the cow-orker sticking floppies to the filing cabinet with magnets - classick! I used to love reading the tech horror stories at www.rinkworks.com - stuff very much like this.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 25 April 2003 23:50 (twenty-one years ago) link
― hstencil, Friday, 25 April 2003 23:53 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Ally (mlescaut), Friday, 25 April 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
"I'm telling you, if the terrorists really want to succeed, they'll just send in 20 year old girls with bombs strapped to their asses."
In other words: "Take my thong off and my ass go BOOM"
I wish I had some good coworker stories, but the only problem I have is the one who sings along to the radio all the time and jokes about hanging a big "GO AWAY" sign on the Statue of Liberty.
― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not as much as e-mails to the entire company, saying something like "I lost my favorite pen in the 5th floor conference room; if you see it be sure to bring it back to my desk." One thing I'm not going to welcome if I ever get a regular job again.
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 26 April 2003 00:55 (twenty-one years ago) link
Oh, this reminds me of when I worked for that obstetricians and gynecologists association. This was before 9/11, but the organization was targeted by a number of anti-abortion groups, so you had to show a badge or be vouched for by a staffer to get in the building.
Unless you're Santa Claus. One day in October a man in a Santa suit got past the guards without showing a badge or being accompanied. Given some of the security types I've met, it's entirely possible they still believed in Santa, and were afraid that he wouldn't bring them anything in December.
― j.lu (j.lu), Saturday, 26 April 2003 01:02 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 26 April 2003 10:04 (twenty-one years ago) link